The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Since the bot can't see commands in the lounge (I don't think this counts as a leak):
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a man wearing glasses and glasses with glasses.
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@error_bot said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a man
How dare you assume the gender of whatever that is?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
whatever that is?
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@El_Heffe I resemble that.
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@dcon #MeToo
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon #MeToo
Bacon is salty and 75% fat.
#MeToo.
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@El_Heffe "cat nigel" vs. "human nigel"... I guess there is some pun with the pronunciation, but I don't get it.
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@BernieTheBernie I think you're overthinking it.
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@topspin I pity the straight lady who has never been done in her life.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe "cat nigel" vs. "human nigel"... I guess there is some pun with the pronunciation, but I don't get it.
I believe the cat is referred to as just "Nigel." Human Nigel is a second class Nigel in this joke. Feel free to read that with as many connotations as you are comfortable with.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe "cat nigel" vs. "human nigel"... I guess there is some pun with the pronunciation, but I don't get it.
Ask human Bernie.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is the action of blowing as destructive to the transmission as it is for the transsexual?
Or
Is the action of blowing as pleasant for the transsexual as it is for the transmission?
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@boomzilla Reminds me of this YouTube video I once spotted in the Wintergatan feed.
It's in moonspeak so I don't understand whatever he's saying, but here's the preview image of him turning a Jesus bust into one of Lemmy Kilmister:
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@JBert
Moonspeak? Clear and proper Flemish!
Koterij ... such a nice Flemish word ... it expresses the beauty in the ugly, ad hoc housing extensions that are hidden behind the facade ... it tells something about the Flemish soul ...
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Moonspeak? Clear and proper Flemish!
Yes, that's what he said
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
proper Flemish
Oxymoron detected!
Yeah, wouldn't that just be Algemeen Beschaafd Nederlands
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Civilised Dutch
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
proper Flemish
Oxymoron detected!
Well, it's vaguely possible. But
Flemish soul
is definitely over the line.
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@dcon That's a new variant on the old D&D joke
Party walks into a tavern. Owner asks why they have their weapons out. "Mimics", they reply. They laugh, the owner laughs, the table laughs. Party kills the table. Good time was had by all.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
proper Flemish
Oxymoron detected!
Well, it's vaguely possible. But
Flemish soul
is definitely over the line.I don't know why. I understand that "Chinese rockabilly" actually exists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywMjWkbxN5w&list=PLGalj7aSfD22USZ4QKHMdsI_I9feVY8py
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@da-Doctah I think it may have turned Japanese. I really think so.
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Rumor has it, you can get a good deal on a Millennium Falcon here.
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@Mason_Wheeler
Standard equipment on all BMWs
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler
Standard equipment on all BMWsThis is because purchasing a BMW, especially at full price, turns you into a superhuman driver who knows Braille specifically so that they can read their shifter knob without taking their eyes from the road. This happens without any effort beyond transferring the appropriate funds.
The fact that BMW does not appear to use this style of shifter knob in any model means nothing.
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@Mason_Wheeler Is it weird that just by looking at the white lines in the middle I could tell that the R would be on the lower far left?
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fireball.mp4
Edith: , embed!
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@antiquarian said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Is it weird that just by looking at the white lines in the middle I could tell that the R would be on the lower far left?
There's really only one common pattern for how the forward gears are laid out, and with that only three common places for reverse to go.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@antiquarian said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Is it weird that just by looking at the white lines in the middle I could tell that the R would be on the lower far left?
There's really only one common pattern for how the forward gears are laid out, and with that only three common places for reverse to go.
I've had several of these in the various cars I've owned.
But yeah, same gear pattern with different starting points.
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@Carnage I've never seen 1 opposite R.
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@Carnage spot the odd man out.
This is a .
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage spot the odd man out.
This is a .
Doesn't seem that much of a
Dog-leg layout gearboxes were a smart reinterpretation of the classic 5-speed gate pattern: as in road racing more frequent shifting occurs from second to third than from first to second gear, the dog-leg gearbox puts 2nd and 3rd gear opposed one to the other, for a very quick up-shifting or down-shifting. This could bring the driver a great speed range with only one shift, which was particularly suitable for hillclimbing.
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@topspin I remember the old Mercedes Sprinter my youth group had, having this or a similar configuration. And because the gear box was badly worn out, the best way to hit first gear was to shift into reverse and then ram the stick back.
I must've made a lot of people behind me very nervous when I was forced to stop at a traffic light.
Before I figured out this trick, I sometimes had to start the car from 3rd gear (2nd gear was similarly hard to shift into from neutral).