The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Saw this joke done slightly differently recently.
Panic-cleaned workroom
After strategically executed putting things away before webcam-meeting.
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Source, based on a Cats where they shouldn't be post
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https://i.imgur.com/XT2f81Q.png
Yes, fake.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Source, based on a Cats where they shouldn't be post
None of the links explain the Pfizer context.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
None of the links explain the Pfizer context.
The people are working at home because of the whole COVID-19 inconvenience, and Pfizer are developing the vaccine.
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@loopback0 Ah thanks. I approached it from another angle and googling for 'Pfizer discontinues work from home' didn't yield anything useful.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a thermo-mometer.
Pops out to let you know the bird is cooked
Oh that's nifty, TIL. Thanks.
I don't trust them. I've had them pop before everything was done, or never pop. I just use a real meat-thermometer.
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Pfft, just eat it raw, like a real American!
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pfft, just
eat it rawdeep-fry it, like a real American!FTFY
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Nah, that is only half of America.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Possibly, he wants to walk with her along the way of God's mercy and tenderness? (I shall, for sanity's sake, assume the tenderness herein referenced is also God's.)
I'm pretty sure there's a Jesus quote that supports holy men going to mingle with loose women. Something involving the healthy not needing physicians, as I recall.
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Possibly, he wants to walk with her along the way of God's mercy and tenderness? (I shall, for sanity's sake, assume the tenderness herein referenced is also God's.)
I'm pretty sure there's a Jesus quote that supports holy men going to mingle with loose women. Something involving the healthy not needing physicians, as I recall.
While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew’s house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?”
On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’ For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”
-Matthew 9:10-13 (NIV)
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Possibly, he wants to walk with her along the way of God's mercy and tenderness? (I shall, for sanity's sake, assume the tenderness herein referenced is also God's.)
I'm pretty sure there's a Jesus quote that supports holy men going to mingle with loose women. Something involving the healthy not needing physicians, as I recall.
While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew’s house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?”
On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’ For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”
-Matthew 9:10-13 (NIV)
There you go.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Nah, that is only half of America.
The sane half, ri—-
carrier wave interrupted, garage door closed
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I knew the red hat was a hint towards the actual pop culture reference because I've seen it before, but it took me a little while before I found the right group and the right music video again...
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@JBert Thank you. I completely ed; I didn't have enough of a clue to even try to figure it out (and didn't care enough to bother trying, but I do appreciate your effort).
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert Thank you. I completely ed; I didn't have enough of a clue to even try to figure it out
Gasp! And you have an too!
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@dcon Not my style of music. Glancing at one of the YT tabs I currently have open, it has suggestions for Arvo Pärt, Bach, Haydn, Chopin, Beethoven, Mozart, and The Three Stooges ().
Filed under: One of these things is not like the others
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Glancing at one of the YT tabs I currently have open, it has suggestions ...
Yeah, but YT has a horrible suggestion algorithm. A single video will throw it into a tizzy.
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People reading right-wing tweets:
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
YT has a horrible suggestion algorithm.
Of course. But in this case, most of their suggestions are pretty reasonable. Some of those suggestions were for additional music by the person (Arvo Pärt) I just finished listening to. The others were for the kind of music I have listened to in the past, or for reasonably similar music; I'm somewhat less likely to listen to, say, the Schubert string quintet than some of the others, but still not a bad suggestion. Some of their other (non-musical) suggestions are similar to other videos I've watched, although some of them I haven't watched the previous 50 times YT has suggested them, and I'm not going to this time, either. The Three Stooges — I have no clue why they suggested that.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Three Stooges — I have no clue why they suggested that.
Google knows you post on WTDWTF
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Three Stooges — I have no clue why they suggested that.
Google knows you post on WTDWTF
Well, I sometimes post from my Android phone, so you're not wrong.
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Filed under: In practice, I've found this is a great way to turn your best-liked song into your most-hated song.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: In practice, I've found this is a great way to turn your best-liked song into your most-hated song.
Way better to set it to something you absolutely hate, and place the alarm across the room. Now you have to actually get up to turn it off and save yourself from the torment.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
place the alarm across the room. Now you have to actually get up to turn it off and save yourself from the torment.
If my alarm is within reach of my bed (it is), I can (and usually do) turn it off and go back to sleep, sometimes without any conscious memory of having been awakened. Most of the time, that doesn't matter too much, especially with working from home, as I'm usually awake enough to wander into my computer room/home office by 09:00-ish (with emphasis on the -ish). But if I do actually need to be up early, e.g., the occasional Sunday I need to be on my way to church by 07:00, I need to put my phone far enough away that I have to get out of bed to shut it off.
Either way, though, it rarely plays long enough to make me hate the wake-up song (which is different for Sunday than weekdays; I think it wakes me up better, because it's not the same thing I hear every other day).
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@error An alarm? Who needs alarms when you have dogs!
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: In practice, I've found this is a great way to turn your best-liked song into your most-hated song.
Way better to set it to something you absolutely hate, and place the alarm across the room. Now you have to actually get up to turn it off and save yourself from the torment.
Did exactly that once. Turns out you start enjoying it a bit after a while.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: In practice, I've found this is a great way to turn your best-liked song into your most-hated song.
Way better to set it to something you absolutely hate, and place the alarm across the room. Now you have to actually get up to turn it off and save yourself from the torment.
Did exactly that once. Turns out you start enjoying it a bit after a while.
Yeah, you have to mix it up. Humans are extremely adaptable.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
German - a language where "I love you" sounds like an execution order.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
German - a language where "I love you" sounds like an execution order.
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Obligatory Godwin
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@topspin "Koham cie".
Compare to "ich liebe dich". With German accent.
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@topspin I surrender! I surrender!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin I surrender! I surrender!
I thought you moved to , not to ?
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@topspin #Quebec
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@loopback0 quite some time ago, possibly in the Garage.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: In practice, I've found this is a great way to turn your best-liked song into your most-hated song.
I have 40 seconds of this song as my alarm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjHmPZmi-k8&t=98&start=98&end=140
It's a lot more intimidating when the tiny speaker is screeching it out
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: In practice, I've found this is a great way to turn your best-liked song into your most-hated song.
Way better to set it to something you absolutely hate, and place the alarm across the room. Now you have to actually get up to turn it off and save yourself from the torment.
Did exactly that once. Turns out you start enjoying it a bit after a while.
I assume you didn't try Samsung's default selection of tunes.
To start with, I picked one that sounded palatable. After a few days, I couldn't bear it anymore and chose another one that seemed less obnoxious. After two more weeks, I switched to vibration-only alarm for good.
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@acrow I envy people who wake up from vibration-only alarm almost as much as I envy people who can eat all they want without gaining weight.