The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
STOP FLOODING THIS THREAD WITH UNFUNNY STUFF!
Could’ve sworn that was Blakey, though.
You seem to be correct, inasmuch as search in the forum is correct.
@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@gąska Well, I don't see that we'll agree on this. Basically, I'm of the opinion that if nearly every fucking language leaves the iterator in scope of the for loop then it's a bad idea to suddenly do this otherwise for no real good reason.
This is not "funny stuff". This is extremely unfunny bickering about unimportant boring stuff. Take it somewhere fucking else.
Here's something funny so I am not a hypocrite:
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
STOP FLOODING THIS THREAD WITH UNFUNNY STUFF!
Could’ve sworn that was Blakey, though.
He was my inspiration, yes.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
STOP FLOODING THIS THREAD WITH UNFUNNY STUFF!
Could’ve sworn that was Blakey, though.
You seem to be correct, inasmuch as search in the forum is correct.
@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@gąska Well, I don't see that we'll agree on this. Basically, I'm of the opinion that if nearly every fucking language leaves the iterator in scope of the for loop then it's a bad idea to suddenly do this otherwise for no real good reason.
This is not "funny stuff". This is extremely unfunny bickering about unimportant boring stuff. Take it somewhere fucking else.
Here's something funny so I am not a hypocrite:
He complained about some of my stuff. So, yeah, Blakey.
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IDK if it's been posted before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vmQOO4WLI4
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@djls45 Funny, but his voice was getting on my nerves. The constant sound clipping surely didn't help.
Also, TIL Asus is pronounced like "'ey Seuss". I've always pronounced it as "Aces" or "Asses".
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, TIL Asus is pronounced like "'ey Seuss". I've always pronounced it as "Aces"
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 Funny, but his voice was getting on my nerves. The constant sound clipping surely didn't help.
Also, TIL Asus is pronounced like "'ey Seuss". I've always pronounced it as "Aces" or "Asses".
I hear it's just the short form of the Filipino "Ay susmariosep!"
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@loopback0
How can I unsubscribe? I keep getting these UNFUNNY replies, I'm only here for the funny stuff.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0
How can I unsubscribe? I keep getting these UNFUNNY replies, I'm only here for the funny stuff.Why am I on this mailing list? Please remove me from it.
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@topspin Me too!
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Delorean for sale
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 Funny, but his voice was getting on my nerves. The constant sound clipping surely didn't help.
Also, TIL Asus is pronounced like "'ey Seuss". I've always pronounced it as "Aces" or "Asses".
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Oh, they sell "perfurals" as well? (0:58)
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Am I the only one who generally likes Teams? It's been working pretty well at my company, both the web version and Windows app
I have only used it for a handful of calls, some with video, most without. It's worked fine for that, as far as that goes.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Funny, but his voice was getting on my nerves.
That's part of the funny. He was leaning hard into his (actual) Chinese accent. Apparently, Verge sued him for this video for being racist, which just adds to the hilarity, IMO.
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There's a gazillion hours of me on the internet; almost every case, I'm talking. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Yes.... yes.... I know.
How do you go from sitting in traffic going to a job that makes you miserable to being able to work.
That aged well...
Are vegans healthy? Are vegetarians healthy? French Fries!
Exactly!
I'm a suppository of information. [... ads later ...] I am... stupid.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Funny, but his voice was getting on my nerves.
That's part of the funny. He was leaning hard into his (actual) Chinese accent. Apparently, Verge sued him for this video for being racist, which just adds to the hilarity, IMO.
I thought he was just trying to emulate Uncle Roger.
But apparently this video predates him.
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@nerd4sale said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But apparently this video predates him.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@nerd4sale said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But apparently this video predates him.
Not Sure I Get It
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not Sure I Get It
Predate (v): to prey on (something or someone)
Edit: and the guy is Uncle
BenRoger.
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Is anyone else excited about this new flavour of fried chicken?
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is anyone else excited about this new flavour of fried chicken?
Wouldn't that be Blackened Chicken in that case?
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wouldn't that be Blackened Chicken in that case?
:thats-racist.txt:
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is anyone else excited about this new flavour of fried chicken?
Used to be a truckstop on the outskirts of Tucson with a big sign painted in front reading "TERMINAL COFFEE".
It probably was, too.
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Boss: You've been late three times this week. Do you know what that means?
Me: It's . . . Wednesday?
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Teacher: "Charlie! You're late for the fifth time this week!"
Charlie: "But Missus, it's only Tuesday!"
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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"
The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?"
The Airbus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to use the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll."
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@Mason_Wheeler
I was expecting the pilot to go bang a stewardess but I guess a cinnamon roll works too
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From the Not The Onion-Department: A bit more than a year back my school had to decide on a learning platform. We went with Moodle as you may remember. The very low price of "free" had something to do with that. That also means that it comes with a bit of jank. Oh well.
There was also a very shiny platform called It's Learning - but 8,000€ per year are not an inconsiderable sum for a school. And a few month ago my state (Hamburg) then officially decided that Moodle was the LMS to go by.
But since every state can do its thing, Schleswig-Holstein went with It's Learning. As such, they earned a subdomain on the LMS's domain (which is https://itslearning.com). Now, as you may know, subdomains are prepended. And "Schleswig-Holstein" is a bit unwieldy.
So they went with the official abbreviation which is the two initials. I'm sure you can already see where this is going.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you:
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@Luhmann The pupils will love it!
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@Rhywden
At least it's easy to remember but ... sh...it ...
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm sure you can already see where this is going.
Shhhhh! It's Learning!
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
From the Not The Onion-Department: A bit more than a year back my school had to decide on a learning platform. We went with Moodle as you may remember. The very low price of "free" had something to do with that. That also means that it comes with a bit of jank. Oh well.
There was also a very shiny platform called It's Learning - but 8,000€ per year are not an inconsiderable sum for a school. And a few month ago my state (Hamburg) then officially decided that Moodle was the LMS to go by.
But since every state can do its thing, Schleswig-Holstein went with It's Learning. As such, they earned a subdomain on the LMS's domain (which is https://itslearning.com). Now, as you may know, subdomains are prepended. And "Schleswig-Holstein" is a bit unwieldy.
So they went with the official abbreviation which is the two initials. I'm sure you can already see where this is going.
to pennisland ?
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you:
Must be a kind of tradition in German education.
Back in the day when they had just decided everyone would get an email address at one German university, the subdomain for students was "stud.uni-giessen.de" (it still exists). Then someone had the brillant idea to further subdivide it so institutes could administer their own student population. They did have X.500 and subtree privileges and stuff but those were probably too hard to train the non-technical staff on. "Staatsexamensstudiengänge" is even worse than "Schleswig-Holstein", so the official abbreviation was s-ex. Addresses in @sex.stud.uni-giessen.de were only used for a few months - not a single of those new-fangled "spam filters" accepted these senders, plus even Germans were giggling about them.