The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Rhywden Patrick Stewart talked about why Picard had an English accent in an interview once. He said it's because he tried doing a French accent and really sucked at it, and ended up sounding like Inspector Clousseau.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
The optometrist asks if you see the glass as more full like this? Or like this?
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@topspin
Unfortunately you can get that look from riding it as well
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This:
This is the "sensitive material" requiring an extra click?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is the "sensitive material" requiring an extra click?
Twitter is stupid.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is the "sensitive material" requiring an extra click?
There's the word "kinks" in it, so obviously it's kinky (I mean, it even right out says so!) and our children must be protected from this smut!
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Warning: sensitive material
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is the "sensitive material" requiring an extra click?
AFAIK, the "sensitive material" warning is account-based, not post-based, so all media content by users who have been flagged enough will get that warning slapped on.
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@Zecc we're civilized here and upgraded to knots.
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Back to funny.
Edit: screw the Imgur screenshot, here's a link to the source tweet:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is the "sensitive material" requiring an extra click?
The funny thing is that I have it loaded straight away in the onebox, but if I click on it, I get the sensitive content warning.
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
AFAIK, the "sensitive material" warning is account-based, not post-based
I ain't got a twitter account (and see the warning).
Also I don't have a twitter account, so I'd think the onebox access and direct access should look the same to twitter, shouldn't they?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is the "sensitive material" requiring an extra click?
Content warnings are per-account, not per-post.
Selection of recent tweets from same account
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@JBert It really does help to smile!
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd think the onebox access and direct access should look the same to twitter, shouldn't they?
Not necessarily, because of fancy-schmancy stuff that websites do to detect what sort of thing their viewers are. Bots usually either get blocked or get unrestricted access without extraneous "content" (like ads) to facilitate indexing by search engine spiders. Personal browsers get to see all the ads and paywall login screens and other such junk. This would likely fall under "other junk."
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@djls45 Wasn't the onebox a purely client-side thing though?
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@Bulb I doubt it, because some of the twitter post content can get baked into the post, leaving a post (somewhat) readable even if the underlying tweet is hidden or deleted(?).
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb I doubt it, because some of the twitter post content can get baked into the post, leaving a post (somewhat) readable even if the underlying tweet is hidden or deleted(?).
If only it would also cache the image for the benefit of those weirdos who like to read old threads.
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@Tsaukpaetra See also:
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@dcon Tomato stats (with all due credit to Dakota Krout):
Strength is how hard you can throw a tomato.
Dexterity is how fast you could get to a tomato, and the ability to slice a tomato without hurting yourself.
Constitution lets you eat rotten tomatoes without getting sick.
Intelligence lets you know that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom lets you know not to put it in a fruit salad.
Charisma allows you to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.
Perception lets you spot tomatoes among strawberries.
Luck is your likelihood of finding a tomato in a place that only grows potatoes.
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@Tsaukpaetra (Restoring my post from two weeks ago)
From the Twitter replies:
Compares to this kid's face when trying pure Hirshey's cocoa powder:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is the "sensitive material" requiring an extra click?
Twitter is stupid.
it also doesn't make sense.....
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Restoring my post
Yeah. I also posted something quite funny (actually, more than once), but can't quite remember what it was.
Restoring post failed with error 0x8584C007.
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Holy huge-ass screenshot,
BatmanBen!Transcript not available, because it's mostly pictures / links and "view raw" doesn't work anymore.
Restoring backup from open tabs.
Fake edit: Uploading / embedding doesn't work. No idea how to fix, so it's on imgur for now.
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From the Department of Unfortunate Names
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He’d be right at home here.
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