The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The answer:
If you have got a car you can drive with it. And if the car has a stereo you can use the wipers to indicate your direction.
Did you check for strokes or aneurysms?
Thankfully enough, it turns out that this did not give me a stroke, thank you for asking!
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is this another example of people forgetting that millennials are in their thirties, holding down steady jobs and raising families?
I thought they were all in their 30s, living with their parents and eating avocado toast.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They are turning their heads rather synchronously…
JavaScript.
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There's a kid's cartoon called "Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty", which GI reveals is just as sticky as the title would suggest. I keep seeing it in my cable onscreen program guide as I scroll through the channel listings. But because it's only a half-hour show, the title is truncated unless you actually select it (at which point the full title scrolls). When it's just out there in the periphery of my vision, it shows the program as "Rainbow Butt..."
Which I'd probably watch. At least once.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Rainbow Butt
Butt would you come in Rainbow Dash?
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@boomzilla Ok, but how many of those 6,000 people are killed or suffer permanent effects?
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Ok, but how many of those 6,000 people are killed or suffer permanent effects?
true
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Tardigrades on the moon by Gil Scott Heron
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Tardigrades on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Tardigrades on the moon)I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Tardigrades on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Tardigrades on the moon)The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Tardigrades on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Tardigrades on the moon)I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Tardigrades on the moon?)
I was already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Tardigrades on the moon)Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wasn't enough
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Tardigrades on the moon)Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Tardigrades on the moon)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Tardigrades on the moon?)How come there ain't no money here?
(Hm! Tardigrades on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Tardigrades on the moon)I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Tardigrades on the moon)
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's a kid's cartoon called "Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty", which GI reveals is just as sticky as the title would suggest.
I didn't believe you so I googled it myself. Now I have diabetes.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's a kid's cartoon called "Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty", which GI reveals is just as sticky as the title would suggest.
I didn't believe you so I googled it myself. Now I have diabetes.
Funny enough, nobody has R34'd them at all, so far as I can tell...
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@Tsaukpaetra challenge accepted.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra challenge accepted.
Looking forward to it!
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@Tsaukpaetra I give up. There really isn't anything out there.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra challenge accepted.
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I give up. There really isn't anything out there.
I thought you meant you were going to create content.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra challenge accepted.
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I give up. There really isn't anything out there.
I thought you meant you were going to create content.
I did too...
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra challenge accepted.
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I give up. There really isn't anything out there.
I thought you meant you were going to create content.
Ah, but that would be rule 35.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra challenge accepted.
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I give up. There really isn't anything out there.
I thought you meant you were going to create content.
On a glance, that'd require some actual effort. From google images, all characters look like the type to bottom. And you can't actually <redacted in non-Garage thread> a children's show character by an external actor without backlash. So you'd have to make them accidentally <censored> themselves or eachother, which requires, you know, imagination and effort. Which no-one will pay for.
Best defence against 35>35 is .
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And you can't actually <redacted in non-Garage thread> a children's show character by an external actor without backlash.
Nope. This kind of images get made all the time. Everything from non-nude erotica to hardcore sex. You can find that stuff for most of Nickelodeon's productions if you know where to look (don't ask how I know. I really wish I didn't.)
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@obeselymorbid is always lagging behind everyone else by months if not years, but when the topic is cartoon porn, he's the first to leave a like.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And you can't actually <redacted in non-Garage thread> a children's show character by an external actor without backlash.
Nope. This kind of images get made all the time. Everything from non-nude erotica to hardcore sex. You can find that stuff for most of Nickelodeon's productions if you know where to look (don't ask how I know. I really wish I didn't.)
Just to clarify, do you mean that someone really mixes in characters from other shows just to make porn of cartoons?Oh, right. Slashfic is a thing.
... Wish I didn't know what that word means...
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now I have diabetes.
You warned us, and yet I googled it anyway.
I blame ... @acrow
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oh, right. Slashfic is a thing.
... Wish I didn't know what that word means...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke6ekjknw64
"Doesn't seem to matter"
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A classic.
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(Open in Twitter and click on it for the full image)
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@JBert This guy gets it:
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/609768019463372805/IMG_20190810_073838.jpg
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@pie_flavor Wow, I've now reached the age where I don't even know what the emoticons are supposed to mean anymore. WTF kind of face is >/////< supposed to express?
Filed under: Never mind /w\ or daisuki
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
daisuki
At least this one can be Googled.
The whole thing looks anime related so I'm not sure it's even just an age thing.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
daisuki
At least this one can be Googled.
I'm pretty sure that whatever the actual meaning of >/////< is supposed to be, my reaction would be
Magnets having sex
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
WTF kind of face is >/////< supposed to express?
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@Tsaukpaetra Oh right, that awful shading technique to indicate blushing or embarrassment:
https://www.pngfind.com/mpng/xoihJi_girl-sticker-blushing-anime-girl-manga-hd-png/
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Unless "Installing Skype" is some new Lose Yourself joke that I haven't heard yet, what are they even doing?
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@hungrier the reader, after reading that exchange, is looking for a discord alternative.