The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and now I'm better...
I'm not so sure about that
Demonstrably so, I've reduced the rate of falling up stairs by nearly 71 percent!
Now, the question of falling down the stairs is a separate one altogether. :P
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and now I'm better...
I'm not so sure about that
Demonstrably so, I've reduced the rate of falling up stairs by nearly 71 percent!
Now, the question of falling down the stairs is a separate one altogether. :P
Indeed it is...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And my daughter is definitely my daughter, she fell walking up the stairs in school last week and hit her head.
Meh, I could not even begin to count how many times I fell while running up stairs when I was kid. Generally it would only slow me down by about half a second.
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@TimeBandit touchê
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Docker has a habit of generating identifiers by picking random adjective and noun from a dictionary. Sometimes…
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The picture is low resolution enough that at first I thought those were pencil points, then I thought chocolate drops, then miniature butt plugs.
I settled on oddly-colored spikes.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I settled on oddly-colored spikes.
First thing that came to my mind:
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@PJH First thing that came to my mind was why does F4 lack a spike? It doesn't seem to be an ALT F4 joke, as ALT has a spike. Then I noticed ESC and F1 don't have spikes either and now I'm just confused.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH First thing that came to my mind was why does F4 lack a spike? It doesn't seem to be an ALT F4 joke, as ALT has a spike. Then I noticed ESC and F1 don't have spikes either and now I'm just confused.
The picture is too blurry to tell for sure, but it looks like there might be a dab of glue on those keys. Maybe the pranked victim started pulling off some spikes and only then thought about putting it online.
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@Cursorkeys That's been posted before around here somewhere.
This one hasn't:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys That's been posted before around here somewhere.
Darn, fairly sure this hasn't though:
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@Cursorkeys I wasn't expecting seeing under a dinosaur's tutu today.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At first I thought this was more reloading ammo porn from @Polygeekery.
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@boomzilla
E_PIONEER_DID_NOT_CARRY_A_RECORD_(AKA_MAX-TAPE)
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This was also me.
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@DogsB You know, I really should get around to watching that.
Anyway, the only difference was that kindergarten starts at 5-6 years old and this was at two and a half. I could read by 3.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This was also me.
you're rainman?
I was reading chapter books comfortably by kindergarten. Got in trouble for it since I wasn't taking a nap like I should. I can't remember a time when I couldn't read. Maybe 4? 3?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This was also me.
And my oldest son when he was ~3. By kindergarten he actually was reading.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This was also me.
you're rainman?
I was reading chapter books comfortably by kindergarten. Got in trouble for it since I wasn't taking a nap like I should. I can't remember a time when I couldn't read. Maybe 4? 3?
My sisters were reading by the time they were 3/4. My mother liked to tell my friends she thought I was retarded because I couldn't until I was five.
I should mention this was said by my mother when I was about 22 and we like a bit of banter. She wasn't saying this when I was growing up.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My sisters were reading by the time they were 3/4. My mother liked to tell my friends she thought I was retarded because I couldn't until I was five.
Nobody in my kindergarten class could read but me. And I am retarded, so go figure.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And I am retarded, so go figure.
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@dkf You too will one day be able to read.
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@pie_flavor I leave that to the good Dr Johnson.
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That's a bit on the nose.
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Probably one that only people in will get.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm trying to figure out the significance of Esc, F1, and F4.
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm trying to figure out the significance of Esc, F1, and F4.
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
but it looks like there might be a dab of glue on those keys. Maybe the pranked victim started pulling off some spikes and only then thought about putting it online.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla
E_PIONEER_DID_NOT_CARRY_A_RECORD_(AKA_MAX-TAPE)
No but the Voyagers did.
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@PJH I did see the glue before I replied. And still I wonder.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She wasn't saying this when I was growing up.
That you know of!
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
LOL. And for me the "ruin it" image was "hidden" behind the sensitive button. But not the first time. s must snowflake...
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ask Billy Joel.
Why? He didn't start it.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that their lineage did not continue.