The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Is it a bad sign that when I see the word "patron" I think tequila?
Depends. What's your opinion of tequila?
I like it. It is my alcohol of choice. Though I am too cheap to drink Patron unless someone is buying.
(Must ask as a friend of mine can no longer touch it - one of those over indulgences in their youth that left permanent scars!)
Cisco after my HS graduation left permanent scars.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
decide to chew on it instead.
how is that worse then blowing it?
how do you not see how this is worse.
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@Karla
Cisco leaves permanent scars on all who have to work with their networking equipment
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@El_Heffe Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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As usual, the comments are better than the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci3zuPIwKWo
Johnson Technique?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But, I thought the government was shut down...?
All non-essential services are suspended, and essential services are paid from a fund specifically maintained for the occurrence of such shutdowns.
And this leads to the obvious conclusion that collecting its people's money is the most essential service of government.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As usual, the comments are better than the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci3zuPIwKWo
Johnson Technique?
I just adjusted your atlas from the lateral side of the x-axis. That sends a neurological proprioceptive bombardment of information into your cerebellum which will retrain your body how to hold you in this position as opposed to the one you've adapted to.
Candidate for word salad?
No, lightly tapping the neck does not bombard you with information as described, but I can sense a new Challenge on the horizon...
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@Tsaukpaetra I wasn't aware chiropractics had such a rigorous understanding of biology.
On a broad scale, the concepts relate. In detail, they have nothing to do with each other.
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@DogsB And in a related gag...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343179077747736587/544834829447987210/axzWd6Y_700b.png
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB And in a related gag...
And a reverse image search produces...
Anyway, while I'm here...
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@PJH In his defense, it's not the future yet.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In his defense, it's not the future yet.
Psssh! It was the future yesterday…
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
speak Indian
Reeeeeeee!!!!
Hey, I don't speak Sanskrit, either.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB The other day I bought a coffee someplace. It was in a paper cup with a plastic lid, and when he handed it to me, the cashier asked me "Is this for here, or to-go?" I don't think I've ever had a blanker look on my face.
Eai-in vs. take-out taxes might be different, as @jinpa mentioned, but they probably also use the information for statistical purposes.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB The other day I bought a coffee someplace. It was in a paper cup with a plastic lid, and when he handed it to me, the cashier asked me "Is this for here, or to-go?" I don't think I've ever had a blanker look on my face.
Eai-in vs. take-out taxes might be different, as @jinpa mentioned, but they probably also use the information for statistical purposes.
I'm a regular at this place and this was the first time I'd been asked. I'd never seen this cashier before, so I assume he was new and working on autopilot because it was 6 AM.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I just adjusted your atlas from the lateral side of the x-axis. That sends a neurological proprioceptive bombardment of information into your cerebellum which will retrain your body how to hold you in this position as opposed to the one you've adapted to.
"I just fucked you so hard that you won't walk straight for a month."
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know how it ends, so I fixed it.
Daughter... this Valentine's Day
You're grounded.
Love, Dad.
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@boomzilla Quick, while there's a shortage!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Seems like the right thread to promote this:
"Pre-alpha test"? What? They had an idea and now they're trying to figure out an approach to raise venture capital?
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Seems like the right thread to promote this:
"Pre-alpha test"? What? They had an idea and now they're trying to figure out an approach to raise venture capital?
Oh, so I get to help test methods to raise venture capital? Awesome! I dunno how that makes me able to create games quickly or easily, though...
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I honestly never had to think about gdpr and lightbulbs in the same thought.
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Might be venturing into garage territory here.
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