The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like Cream, Bread, Raspberries, and Vanilla Fudge.
You know. The four food groups.
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Is Google Car diversifying?
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@Gąska Select all images with an incipient collision.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Select all images with an incipient collision.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Select all images with an incipient collision.
And I beat you to making the link work.
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@pie_flavor fucking markdown how do they work
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@pie_flavor it's simple, as long as you remember the fifty eight corner cases for each construct and are actively aware which of the billion dialects you're writing in right now.
Edit: I mean, I'm used to BBCode never using local links, so lack of
//
makes no difference. Old habits die hard.
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Linux in a nutshell:
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Select all images with an incipient collision.
Select all images with a lighthouse
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@Tsaukpaetra Ok, "mouse protection is safe and reliable" is brillant engrish, but is that battery even used for something? It looks like a battery pack for a camera.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Linux in a nutshell:
Background: On windows 'on key press' events are not triggered until the key is released. On linux however they are typically triggered as soon as the key is pressed down. Although there are certainly legitimate reasons to want to do things when the key is released specifically, a very likely reason is wanting things to act the windows way, which on linux is .
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska follow the link, then click 'view raw'. Markdown is a lot simpler than you think.
Um, you didn't use Markdown, and your link is broken.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Ok, "mouse protection is safe and reliable" is brillant engrish, but is that battery even used for something? It looks like a battery pack for a camera.
Yes, it's used for an Olympus camera.
I suspect the mouse has a purpose also: circumventing import/shipping restrictions on lithium batteries.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Ok, "mouse protection is safe and reliable" is brillant engrish, but is that battery even used for something? It looks like a battery pack for a camera.
It appears to be a phone battery sent from China, but in order to get around customs they hid it in a mouse.
Edit: Dammit, . And yeah, didn't see the Olympus text through the wrapping.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Background: On windows 'on key press' events are not triggered until the key is released.
Wat? Not true at all. Maybe in certain programs, but windows definitely sends keydown events before a key is released.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Background: On windows 'on key press' events are not triggered until the key is released.
Wat? Not true at all. Maybe in certain programs, but windows definitely sends keydown events before a key is released.
Yeah, in order: "KeyDown, KeyUp, KeyPress", if memory serves.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Background: On windows 'on key press' events are not triggered until the key is released.
Wat? Not true at all. Maybe in certain programs, but windows definitely sends keydown events before a key is released.
Yeah, in order: "KeyDown, KeyUp, KeyPress", if memory serves.
No. KeyDown, Char, KeyUp.
Or, KeyDown, Char, KeyDown, Char, KeyUp
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Ok, "mouse protection is safe and reliable" is brillant engrish, but is that battery even used for something? It looks like a battery pack for a camera.
Yes, it's used for an Olympus camera.
I suspect the mouse has a purpose also: circumventing import/shipping restrictions on lithium batteries.
This explains a lot. Now if only people could invent a way to just add a little explanatory text to pictures...
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
add a little explanatory text to pictures...
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Linux in a nutshell:
Background: On windows 'on key press' events are not triggered until the key is released. On linux however they are typically triggered as soon as the key is pressed down. Although there are certainly legitimate reasons to want to do things when the key is released specifically, a very likely reason is wanting things to act the windows way, which on linux is .
KeyDown, KeyPress, and KeyUp events are three distinct events in Windows. If I'm not mistaken, KeyPress fires immediately when the key is pressed and it repeats if the key does.
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So why can't we just let our application query for the current 'stdin' or 'tty' or 'pty' or whatever and read keyboard events from there? Well, here's the key historical insight: A tty doesn't know about the concept of key press or key release events. It only knows about 'data stream in' and 'data stream out'. Many commonly used methods to detect terminal key press events in terminal are actually not detecting the key press, they are detecting the 'new input character being available event' which happens to be correlate closely with a key press. There is no such corresponding event that a tty knows about for the 'key up' event.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
tty
Hence why we should figure out a way to phase-out FUCKING TYPEWRITERS as the de-facto input device.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hence why we should figure out a way to phase-out FUCKING TELETYPEWRITERS as the de-facto input device.
HTH, HAND, etc.
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@PJH teledildonics thread is
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hence why we should figure out a way to phase-out FUCKING TELETYPEWRITERS as the de-facto input device.
HTH, HAND, etc.
Whether it's here or there, doesn't change the fact it's a typewriter.
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Avert your eyes if horses offend you
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/539259734268837898/1526078.jpeg
Edit: There he is!
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But, I thought the government was shut down...?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Why use Google..."
Because Firefox still can't read webp.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Because Firefox still can't read webp
Is that a big issue in midget porn circles?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'll see your Muppet scream, and raise you these Smurf turds I found in a craft store:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hence why we should figure out a way to phase-out FUCKING TELETYPEWRITERS as the de-facto input device.
HTH, HAND, etc.
Whether it's here or there, doesn't change the fact it's a typewriter.
Yeah, but it changes whether it's a
TTY
orTY
...
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@PleegWat I forgot about that! That's another of the reasons I hate Linux. I can't count the number of times I've realized I really didn't want to click what I just clicked in the split second between mouse down and mouse up, and could continue holding the click until my mouse was not on the button anymore. And it doesn't work on Lunix.
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@brie Yes. That's the point.
example.com
will always lead to the relativeexample.com
, i.e.what.thedailywtf.com/topic/12685/the-official-funny-stuff-thread/22921/example.com
, whether it be in Markdown or<a>
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@Tsaukpaetra It's amazing how little it impacts your life, isn't it?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And it doesn't work on Lunix.
That depends on the GUI toolkit.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And it doesn't work on Lunix.
That depends on the GUI toolkit.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And it doesn't work on Lunix.
That depends on the GUI toolkit.
Reads this in the tone of "No fighting, this is the war room"
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Here's a quick
PhotoshopPaint .NET job I created to share with friends after I bought an entire cheesecake for myself. Sometimes I amuse myself.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra It's amazing how little it impacts your life, isn't it?
I'm not as affected because I had the good fortune to be prepared. Others I know have not been so lucky, and their spending habits are biting them hard.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Why use Google..."
Because Firefox still can't read webp.
The next stable version (65.0) will support webp. It's supposed to be released tomorrow.
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