The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boomzilla Disappointing forest sex is not funny!
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Probably been posted on here already, but
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Disappointing forest sex is not funny!
But the long and awkward walk home after it is!
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@pie_flavor Finally something that's funny. I've had a variant of this happen to me.
Me: No raises this year then?
Manager: umm no.
Me: But I've worked the hardest
Manager: Yeah but no raiseNext week
Me: I quit
Manager: Why?
Me: I'm not getting compensated enough
Manager: But i did not think you'd just quit!
Me: Yeah cos the new guys offered me more
Manager: pikachu faceFuckin wankers. All of em.
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Status: This fucking tweet thread:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Status: This fucking tweet thread:
('Foxy Bingo' - online bingo site in the UK, for context.)
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@PJH Fox Ideas Thread
@Applied-Mediocrity Nope Thread
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH Fox Ideas Thread
Ok, how about
The one on the left, obviously.
The one on the right isn't wearing any pants.
Or trousers.
(comparethemarket.com - insurance comparison website, UK again.)
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(comparethemarket.com - insurance comparison website, UK again.)
UK? I've seen plenty of ads for it here in AU.
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@kazitor They even tried branching out to France, but it's hard to translate the pun that's behind their name (compare the market/meerkat).
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@Tsaukpaetra They are so doomed...
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor They even tried branching out to France, but it's hard to translate the pun that's behind their name (compare the market/meerkat).
So, is French too different on market, or on meerkat? Guessing market? Hoping, really, market? Because a world where France needs its own word for meerkat...
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@remi of course France needs its own word for meerkat.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I bring you “Erdmännchen”
Which is, of course, completely different from what rather sounds like Meerkatze:
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I bring you “Erdmännchen”
Which is, of course, completely different from what rather sounds like Meerkatze:
Germany also having a lot of jungle and savanna this makes perfect sense (bites through own head).
So, "cute little man of the earth" goes to... meerkat. Not say, dwarves or gnomes or other stuff that I am pretty damn sure is in fact present in their mythology. I would summon Rhydwen to explain this but I cannot get the spelling right.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi of course France needs its own word for meerkat.
And for market as well.
Although it's more like English stole the French word for market and horribly butchered it to get to the current one, but as the quote goes:
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi of course France needs its own word for meerkat.
Yes, they've chosen the name "suricate" to call animals of the Suricata suricatta species. It's ridiculous.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So, "cute little man of the earth" goes to... meerkat. Not say, dwarves or gnomes or other stuff that I am pretty damn sure is in fact present in their mythology. I would summon Rhydwen to explain this but I cannot get the spelling right.
I'm pretty sure that the word "cute" would not be applicable to dwarves/gnomes/other stuff that is in fact present in their mythology (as opposed to the more westernized versions of those).
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Because a world where France needs its own word for meerkat...
I suspect the French, in general, couldn't give a fuck. The Académie française OTOH...
They tend to have a NIH attitude when it comes to words for things.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 no sir. a mere will not cover the magnitude of this particular ry you have here displayed. oh no. "body of the earth" indeed. i do not capitalize in response for fear i will be unable to stop.
Methinks we have a witch in our presence. You sound as if you have read something written a long time ago, but we all know that writing was not invented until 2008.
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@PJH
Shirley you mean a PII attitude. And if there's one thing we know, it's that PII has to be treated with kid gloves.
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@tharpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 no sir. a mere will not cover the magnitude of this particular ry you have here displayed. oh no. "body of the earth" indeed. i do not capitalize in response for fear i will be unable to stop.
Methinks we have a witch in our presence. You sound as if you have read something written a long time ago, but we all know that writing was not invented until 2008.
I can't read.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She must be from the Karen tribe in Burma. This is what happens when you leave.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The one on the left, obviously.
The one on the right isn't wearing any pants.
Or trousers.
Goofus and Gallant: the Next Generation.
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@topspin I'm planning on staying up until 1 today, unless I wan't to ruin my English grade. 1 PM, that is.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtKpBJrWwAAKny5.jpg
We need kids to dream bigger. I always wanted to be a fire engine but when I grew up it was crushed by reality and so I became an incompetent software engineer.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtFzYdHWkAA5uak.jpg
I feel that this is a repost.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I feel that this is a repost.
No more than 3 or 4 times, so it should be fine.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtKpBJrWwAAKny5.jpg
We need kids to dream bigger. I always wanted to be a fire engine but when I grew up it was crushed by reality and so I became an incompetent software engineer.
Given your username, what are the odds that this is a self-portrait?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I feel that this is a repost.
No more than 3 or 4 times, so it should be fine.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I feel that this is a repost.
Dutch reposts are cheaper