The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Polygeekery So it's just "Jurassic Park"?
Yeah okay, that is a bad pun.
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Hmmm.
I don't get it.
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@boomzilla
Those sunglasses hide a lot
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@boomzilla yeah, I feel like he (or she) has made some, shall we say, assumptions that may not be correct...
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@boomzilla I agree, my profile picture looks quite a bit better than reality...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why is this funny?
It's only funny if the Hamster's name was Gordon.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it.
I don't get it, either
???
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Does anyone know why the road is closed?
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does anyone know why the road is closed?
No....?
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does anyone know why the road is closed?
There's an ocean in the way? Not entirely sure, better recheck.
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@Gribnit No, no water here. Just big tracts of land.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does anyone know why the road is closed?
It's bumpy?
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It also works with the other half of those words.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hmmm.
I don't get it.
Hm. I don't see much of a difference between my avatar and my mirror tbh, except for the hair color being a bit wrong.
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@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid I'm sorry it had such a negative
æffect on you.aeFTFY
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why is this funny?
It's only funny if the Hamster's name was Gordon.
Given how big of a fan of that movie I am, I feel obliged to also post this.
Filed under: Charge capacitators to like the post!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's been around for a long time now. However, the interface and the controller with which you have to use to type are so awful that you really won't.
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@boomzilla do u remember when ted cruz liked a porn tweet
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@Atazhaia My secret is out. I am actually a sentient jar of applesauce. This is what happens when you take AI and IoT too far.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid I'm sorry it had such a negative
əffect on you.æaeFTFY
FTFY
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla do u remember when ted cruz liked a porn tweet
Yes!
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is what happens when you take AI and IoT too far.
The Internet of Applesauce? I'm OK with that.
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A pair of elderly German men escaped from their nursing home to go to a heavy metal festival, it was reported.
After the home reported them missing, police found the two at 3 a.m. at Wacken Open Air, the world’s biggest heavy metal festival.
A police spokeswoman said they were in a “disoriented and dazed” state but nonetheless were reluctant to leave
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@ben_lubar What?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does anyone know why the road is closed?
It's bumpy?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Me and my roomie, returning home on Sunday (I'm driving). There's that sign and then a speed limit of 60kph one:
: Why in the fuck is the speed limit 60kph here? It's a motorway FFS!
: points at the sign Boobs ahead
: That's not a reason to slow down! That's a reason to stop! Goddamn traffic authority...
Filed under: Yes, I'm using for my roomie. It's appropriate in so, so many cases.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"this is not a lute"?
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@El_Heffe Oh, yes, Wacken. One of those heavy metal festivals where the whole town has adopted the festival and where the town's marching band is an official opening act.
They have also installed a permanent beer pipeline. Also, an official statement from the police: "You may look fierce but you're really nice!"
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar What?
Unable to translate tweets.
in Chinese.
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@ben_lubar Do you actually know Chinese, or did Google Translate get good enough to actually round-trip it?
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Google Translate get good enough to actually round-trip it
^
The original thing I typed in was
Cannot translate tweet.
because that's the message Microsoft gives when it can't translate a tweet that it claims it can translate.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"this is not a lute"?
Not a lute, a pipa. Closest I could get in Mandarin to the French word in Magritte's original.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"this is not a lute"?
You mean it's a chinese equivalent of "ceci n'est pas une pipe"?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Google Translate get good enough to actually round-trip it
^
The original thing I typed in was
Cannot translate tweet.
because that's the message Microsoft gives when it can't translate a tweet that it claims it can translate.I fed that sentence into Google Translate and got 'Legitimate sentence'.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"this is not a lute"?
You mean it's a chinese equivalent of "ceci n'est pas une pipe"?
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