The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra
A BFF is swimming underneath the stand poles that are holding up two fishing rods that are actively deployedAh. It occurs to me that said rods are insufficient for the task of catching that particular fish anyways.
Methinks they want smaller fish to fry. ;)Those look like decent tackle for that fish. Much more would be overkill and not as much fun.
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
- A person who acts with blatant disregard of others.
synonyms: cockwomble, dick, prick, penis, bell end, ball bag, jeff
I observe that cocksocket is missing...
- A person who acts with blatant disregard of others.
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@pjh good word!
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TV on in the lunchroom at work, with the sound off and closed-captions on. Talking heads are blathering about today's World Cup highlights. There's a graphic in the corner of the screen that says
2018 WORLD CUP
in white letters on a black background, and the closed-captions, also white letters on a black background, happen to be overlaid on top of that in such a way that at one point in the ongoing blather, for a brief but memorable moment, the juxtaposition readsLOOK AT THAT D CUP
.Alas, there was no D cup to look at.
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is Cock that much of an insult? Nonetheless funny.
In en_GB it's a little below 'asshole',
[Thinks...] Lying face down, yes?
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@hardwaregeek same here.
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
- A person who acts with blatant disregard of others.
synonyms: cockwomble, dick, prick, penis, bell end, ball bag, jeff
I observe that cocksocket is missing...
That'd be a synonym of twat, I'd think.
- A person who acts with blatant disregard of others.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Nobody here fits that description. Not even me.
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@pie_flavor The entire forum is filled with people aged 30+ ?
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@stillwater people under 30 are too young to count.
Although, I'm over 30 and I don't remember clippy first hand. We used word perfect during that era--I'd not be surprised to find my dad still does.
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
people under 30 are too young to count.
I'll take it to mean people under 30 are irrelevant and don't count in the grand scheme of things. If you did actually mean that I'll be inclined to agree with you.
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
people under 30 are too young to count
I can count! 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10. See? :D
... I forgot to mention that I am under 30.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor The entire forum is filled with people aged 30+ ?
I'm 19. I remember Clippy.
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@pie_flavor Oh my god you are soooooooooo young holy shit.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor The entire forum is filled with people aged 30+ ?
Well, we're all @boomzilla alts, so yes.
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I love physical humour
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@doctorjones I really wonder what the context is. How the heck did the entire cabin and the driver get painted yellow?
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@doctorjones This one is also priceless:
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@jbert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones I really wonder what the context is. How the heck did the entire cabin and the driver get painted yellow?
He probably crashed into the back of a truck that was carrying the yellow paint.
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@jbert Look at the road. He obviously rear-ended another truck that was full of yellow paint. Probably a highway painting truck, because it's the right shade of yellow for that and they move really slow.
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@erufael said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
people under 30 are too young to count
I can count! 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10. See? :D
... I forgot to mention that I am under 30.
I think you meant
(1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10.).sort()
. Since younguns can't function without a computer (phone).
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@erufael said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
people under 30 are too young to count
I can count! 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10. See? :D
... I forgot to mention that I am under 30.
I think you meant
(1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10.).sort()
. Since younguns can't function without a computer (phone).How young is a youngun? I'm 28 and I hate using my phone.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@erufael said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
people under 30 are too young to count
I can count! 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10. See? :D
... I forgot to mention that I am under 30.
I think you meant
(1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10.).sort()
. Since younguns can't function without a computer (phone).How young is a youngun? I'm 28 and I hate using my phone.
Well, less than me. Since you're (exactly) 1/2 my age, you are!
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@erufael said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
people under 30 are too young to count
I can count! 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10. See? :D
... I forgot to mention that I am under 30.
I think you meant
(1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 10.).sort()
. Since younguns can't function without a computer (phone).How young is a youngun? I'm 28 and I hate using my phone.
Well, less than me. Since you're (exactly) 1/2 my age, you are!
That is a nice age to be in. I'm jealous now. You got the best of everything so cool
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@stillwater That was exactly my point. Although many youngsters are math-disabled, counting small integers isn't usually a difficulty
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
counting small integers isn't usually a difficulty
Integers shouldn't be big or small. They should all be the same size! (e.g. 32 bits)
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@mott555 16 bits is big enough for everyone!
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@stillwater That was exactly my point. Although many youngsters are math-disabled, counting small integers isn't usually a difficulty
but I'm not a youngster...
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@pleegwat How about one for boys then?
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@zecc there's already a small groove in there!
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc there's already a small groove in there!
What if you need a big groove?
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What if you need a big groove?
A small groove ought to be enough for anyone.
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@pleegwat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
April 1 this year:
Now:
Also, how are you supposed to lay on it with drinks?
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