The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Intel can perform more multiplies than adds per cycle and I have no idea why.
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"So you're the new chemical engineer at Google? Lemme show you around... why are you pouring sodium borohydride on my atlas?"
"MapReduce."
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OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LUBAR'D!!!!!!!!!! <assknuckle>
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Did you confuse this for the "Stuff that makes Blakeyrat want to punch you in the nose thread"?
Since that's almost all of them, it would be an understandable mistake.
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PL/1 is like a Dalek shell, minus the nasty creature inside. Blocky and covered with bumps, with random appendages sticking out of it in every direction, unstoppable on level ground and hopelessly crippled anywhere else.
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Oregon officials are warning early morning joggers and park visitors in the state capital, Salem, to watch out for an owl that steals hats after at least four people were attacked in a month.
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No! Not the hats!
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watch out for an owl that steals hats after at least four people were attacked in a month.
Always knew they were up to something. Just wasn't sure what. I still don't know exactly what the plan is, but it's clearly not good.
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Maybe they heard of Squirrel hazing and have developed their own culture thingie?
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This more properly belongs in the weird stuff thread but I don't think there is one of those:
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Dalek ... unstoppable on level ground and hopelessly crippled anywhere else.
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The Medieval Christian threat is under control, Mr. President.
Heh...I LOL'd when I read that. Then I cried a little.
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I Jeff'd 10 posts to an existing topic: The Evil Ideas thread
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Ok, quick question:
Why are we discussing beheadings and wars in the funny stuff thread?
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Ok, I got a notification that all the posts were moved. But they're still here.
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F5
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But they're still here.
This is where I raise my arms, tilt my head, make a funny face and say, "Discourse!"
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I believe that is what @blakeyrat experienced earlier today.
Which was hilarious. Maybe I should Jeff that shit from the status thread to here. I'm sure he'll be thrilled at how proactively I'm moderating.
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http://bizbuzz.carbonite.com/meet-the-new-carbonite-ceo/
Carbonite's new CEO is Mohamad Ali. Nice.
Yes, I know the spellaring is different than the boxer, and that the boxer changed his name from Cassius Clay. Piss off, it is still funny.
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Which was hilarious. Maybe I should Jeff that shit from the status thread to here. I'm sure he'll be thrilled at how proactively I'm moderating.
Just looked up the rankling. I am amused. Software doesn't lie and Windows doesn't crash. We need a list of blakeyisms...mostly for additional rankling.
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I like how Discosocks adds the notification, but clicking it takes you to the OP of the other topic and not the moved posts.
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Maybe I should Jeff that shit from the status thread to here. I'm sure he'll be thrilled at how proactively I'm moderating.
Maybe you should Jeff every one of his posts to this topic.
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We should have a "Things Blakeyrat Said" Topic for that.
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edit to see if i can get this to render right
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I don't get it.
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Would this be funny if I knew who the guy was?
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Would this be funny if I knew who the guy was?
Frodo was the Hobbit who bears the One Ring to Mordor to destroy it and Sauron's power in Middle Earth.
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I don't remember the scene where he's in a suit and tie. Might be from the extended editions
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nom!
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Brian Williams is a news anchor for NBC who has been telling a story about being in a helicopter in Iraq in 2003 (?) that was forced down by RPG fire. The story seems to be a lie. It was a different helicopter.
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Would this be funny if I knew who the guy was?
@BBCNews said:
One of America's most famous news anchors has apologised after a story he repeatedly told about coming under fire in Iraq was revealed to be untrue.
NBC's Brian Williams said he was on a helicopter forced down in 2003, but veterans have now disputed his account.
"I made a mistake in recalling the events of 12 years ago," he said.
"I want to apologise. I said I was travelling in an aircraft that was hit by RPG fire. I was instead in a following aircraft."
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From this morning's weekly meeting:
Engineer #1: "So what's the status on {some_project_name}? When do you think it will be done?"
Engineer #2: "Oh, I'd guess probably sometime in the future after I start working on it."
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The UN collapsed long ago and has been replaced by New Atlantis, which under the calming leadership of Secretary General Bryony Weller (Tricia Kelly) has restored some order.
I was always amused by the obsession with the UN in Dr Who. I figured it was something about the writers or whatever. But this makes me think it's a bigger delusion than that.
Anyways, the idea that the UN or its successor would be responsible for some sort of order vs chaos is funny to me.
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I was always amused by the obsession with the UN in Dr Who.
Countries with pathetic militaries always use the UN where an American movie would use the US Armed Forces. For example, the UN is always in charge of hunting Godzilla. (At least in the US dub-- they might be the JSDF in Japanese.)
The one exception is the American game Halo, where the military is the UNSC. (United Nations Space Command.)
Dr. Who just came up with the clever name UNIT.