The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@masonwheeler OK, that's the second most sickening thing I've seen today.
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@dkf Maybe this will be more to your liking?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I keep trying to tell people that dental floss is a better way to cut up a cake (you don't get great blobs of cake stuck to the blade), but they never listen.
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@da-doctah Mmmm....this cake is kind of minty! What did you do with it?
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How many people are affected?
Millions! Everyone, almost.
According to the Debian popularity contest, beep is installed on 1.86% of all machines. Extrapolating that by the earth population, we estimate roughly 130 million affected users.Do I need to update my browser?
Yes, please keep your browser up to date with the latest security fixes.
Is this vuln really serious enough to deserve a name, a logo and a web page?
We discussed this in our team and unanimously agreed to create a name and logo right away.
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tl;dr run-of-the-mill webcomic suddenly decides to run a non-funny strip about miscarriage and gets criticized, mocked, and parodied to shit over it. 10 years later it's still a meme.
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@anotherusername Damn, that is fucking unfunny stupid.
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@boomzilla Change your bloody visitors then. The problem is your friends. Also why would you care they do coke on your toilet seat?
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@anotherusername I love those.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Change your bloody visitors then. The problem is your friends. Also why would you care they do coke on your toilet seat?
I weep for whoever will inherit your genes.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Change your bloody visitors then. The problem is your friends. Also why would you care they do coke on your toilet seat?
Maybe they just want their guests to share instead of sneaking off to bogart the blow.
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@boomzilla Maybe. One of my mates used to like the blow, and used to hide in the toilet when he came into the flat. At first I thought he hurt his bum because I honestly thought it was talcum powder (I was 19) and then I worked out it was coke. I just said "If you wanna do drugs here that is fine, but don't tell anyone else and don't get too fucked up".
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Demonstrated using a picture of...
... a blockchain.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Damn, that is fucking unfunny stupid.
It's this century's version of "You just lost The Game".
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Damn, that is fucking unfunny stupid.
It's this century's version of "You just lost The Game".
Edit: records indicate 829 days since the last loss.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Damn, that is fucking unfunny stupid.
It's this century's version of "You just lost The Game".
This century's version of The Game is still The Game.
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@pie_flavor The belts from last century still work, though:
You should get a new onion, however.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: records indicate 829 days since the last loss.
What no, there's an entire KnowYourMeme article about it just a few posts up
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wow, I can't tell which participants are the biggest dicks...
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That video looks like it was shot with a budget of $12 and a box of Slim-Jims.
You know, Slim-Jims are one of the few things that I really miss from the US.
The meat snacks or the car door unlocking tool? :P
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That video looks like it was shot with a budget of $12 and a box of Slim-Jims.
You know, Slim-Jims are one of the few things that I really miss from the US.
The meat snacks or the car door unlocking tool? :P
Yes.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The
IS
relationship is different than theEQUALS
relationship.
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@djls45 Yes, and they have different symbols, too.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I keep trying to tell people that dental floss is a better way to cut up a cake (you don't get great blobs of cake stuck to the blade), but they never listen.
That only works if you've turned it out of the pan, though. If you're serving the cake directly out of the baking pan, then that wouldn't work as well.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I keep trying to tell people that dental floss is a better way to cut up a cake (you don't get great blobs of cake stuck to the blade), but they never listen.
That only works if you've turned it out of the pan, though. If you're serving the cake directly out of the baking pan, then that wouldn't work as well.
We are not barbarians. Only barbarians serve from the pan.
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@polygeekery Brownies are often served from the pan, and brownies are a form of cake, so...
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery Brownies are often served from the pan, and brownies are a form of cake, so...
Fudgy brownies or nothing at all.
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@polygeekery Still a form of cake--it has flour and a leavener (which true candies like fudge don't).
Edit: and true brownies incorporate things like chunks of chocolate, toffee, or other such fun additives.
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@benjamin-hall regardless, if someone asks you if you would like some cake and then they bring you a brownie you are going to assume they are retarded.
Well...maybe you wouldn't. You are a nicer person than I am. But I would.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall regardless, if someone asks you if you would like some cake and then they bring you a brownie you are going to assume they are retarded.
Well...maybe you wouldn't. You are a nicer person than I am. But I would.
You assume everyone's retarded, so
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And to answer the question, I'd ask what kind of cake. Because there are many kinds that I don't like. I generally prefer pie to cake, but brownies are at the top end of the cake spectrum. I'm not fond of most frosting.
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You assume everyone's retarded, so
Yeah, fair enough.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You assume everyone's retarded, so
Yeah, fair enough.
It's a fair assumption, nowadays...
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery Still a form of cake--it has flour and a leavener (which true candies like fudge don't).
Edit: and true brownies incorporate things like chunks of chocolate, toffee, or other such fun additives.
I've heard of making brownies with "special" butter, but I'm more of a peppermint frosting kind of guy myself.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery Still a form of cake--it has flour and a leavener (which true candies like fudge don't).
Edit: and true brownies incorporate things like chunks of chocolate, toffee, or other such fun additives.
I've heard of making brownies with "special" butter, but I'm more of a peppermint frosting kind of guy myself.
Proper brownies should be mind-affecting enough without herbal help. I'm not fond of frostings in general. One of the main reasons I prefer pies. Although my true
loveaddiction is jellybeans...
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What were they thinking when they designed that sweater? Though admittedly I now want to see the front print...
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@jbert His face is bursting through a logo on the front.
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This is a childish game's third town:
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery Brownies are often served from the pan, and brownies are a form of cake, so...
Fudgy brownies or nothing at all.
NO BROWNIE FOR YOU! COME BACK ONE YEAR! NEXT!
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@obeselymorbid Reminds me of the sign warning "Do not defecate in the urinals", followed by the handwritten question "Is it still okay to urinate in the defecals?"