The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mom is a problem solver.
Is that an online game where you fire the TF2 sniper's rifle at a doll house?
Also, why did the mother remove the piano from the room? Is there some MMOPianoPG I don't know about?
Pianist Hero!
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@zecc That's some serious Inception stuff, right there…
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The JPEG artifacting! It burns!!!!
Also:
Fibonacci Spiral detected!
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fibonacci Spiral detected!
its stretched
Well, yes, I r not gfx designer....
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fibonacci Spiral detected!
You can't just put a Fibonacci Spiral on top of something and then say you detected it. Literally nothing in the GIF looked like a Fibonacci Spiral to me...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You can't just put a Fibonacci Spiral on top of something and then say you detected it.
I just did! :P :P :P Nyah!
Just think of it like this:
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did you mean the one Google suggested who was apparently some minor character in a Fallout game? If so, nice, non obscure reference. If not, I'm not looking through the Preston Harvey Google results which are mostly Facebook results from what I can see
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That headline in full:
Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless
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@ben_lubar
That isn't a piano, that's the PS4 hooked up to the TV
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that an online game where you fire the TF2 sniper's rifle at a doll house?
You never played Barn Gunner? Pfft.
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, why did the mother remove the piano from the room?
There was a piano? Was it... was it invisible?
Anyway if you look closely the kid is left-handed (and actually uses his mouse with his left hand), therefore he deserves to lose everything. Freak.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, why did the mother remove the piano from the room?
There was a piano? Was it... was it invisible?
Next to the bed, there's what appears to be an electric keyboard.
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@ben_lubar If you mean under the bed:
Kid's retro as shit.
Honestly it's hard to tell through all the JPEG compression what that object's supposed to be. It could be an off-model PS3? Everything else is video game related.
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@boner I'm guessing... alcohol was involved?
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boner I'm guessing... alcohol was involved?
Difficult to be drunk without alcohol.
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'Things just got a little loose, I was out of it,' Mr Langford told 7 News.
He apologised to 'all the righteous Freemasons everywhere'.
'I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink,' he added.
He claimed he didn't drink.
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Former ___, ___, found ____ and _____ inside a huge ____ with a toy _____ and remote-controlled ____ says he got lost while trying to _____ _____ to _____.
it's a mad lib!
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
'Things just got a little loose, I was out of it,' Mr Langford told 7 News.
He apologised to 'all the righteous Freemasons everywhere'.
'I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink,' he added.
He claimed he didn't drink.
The title of TFA says man found drunk.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
'Things just got a little loose, I was out of it,' Mr Langford told 7 News.
He apologised to 'all the righteous Freemasons everywhere'.
'I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink,' he added.
He claimed he didn't drink.
He may not drink, but he clearly fell off the wagon on that occasion.
he said his intentions were initially well-meaning and the night had got out of hand after downing a bottle of Johnny Walker whisky
he had last week lost his job and was getting over the breakdown of a 16-year relationship
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It says GIF in the bottom right but you can't seem to save it any normal way. If you inspect network traffic it actually turns out to be an MP4 file in some strange JS player. Weird.
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It says GIF in the bottom right
Doesn't GIF just mean short movie without sound?
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It says GIF in the bottom right but you can't seem to save it any normal way. If you inspect network traffic it actually turns out to be an MP4 file in some strange JS player. Weird.
A lot of sites are doing that (imgur being the most notable) by default because GIFs are horrendous for bandwidth. Usually they'll serve it with a .gifv extension when they're doing that though (Video alternative to GIF).
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It says GIF in the bottom right but you can't seem to save it any normal way. If you inspect network traffic it actually turns out to be an MP4 file in some strange JS player. Weird.
A lot of sites are doing that (imgur being the most notable) by default because GIFs are horrendous for bandwidth. Usually they'll serve it with a .gifv extension when they're doing that though (Video alternative to GIF).
That's fascinating, I'd assumed GIF was pretty efficient.
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd assumed GIF was pretty efficient.
you sound like someone who hasn't opened a link on their phone to find themselves downloading a 40MB gif over 3g!!
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
'I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink,' he added.
He claimed he didn't drink.
I understood that ambiguous statement as "going to(see a shrink and don't drink)" rather than "(going to see a shrink) and (don't drink)". It could be interpreted either way, but the second interpretation is evidently incorrect.
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
'I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I'm going to see a shrink and don't drink,' he added.
He claimed he didn't drink.
I understood that ambiguous statement as "going to(see a shrink and don't drink)" rather than "(going to see a shrink) and (don't drink)". It could be interpreted either way, but the second interpretation is evidently incorrect.
I'm going to don't drink?
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@ben_lubar you're pendanting drunk grammar?
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar you're pendanting drunk grammar?
The grammatically correct way to split that sentence is:
I('m going to the shrink) and (don't drink).
There's no other way to split it that is grammatically correct.
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@ben_lubar yes, but he was drunk. That tends to produce peccable grammar.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar yes, but he was drunk. That tends to produce peccable grammar.
I'm not saying it was factually correct, only grammatically correct.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought I saw this in the names thread? Isn't he the mayor of a city in Texas?
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@doctorjones 'd. I came here to post that.
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Finally there's an alternative to digging up your backyard.