The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@bb36e feature request: make
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turn into
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@anotherusername Have you considered waxing?
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I'm starting to think @Polygeekery is actually one of my FB friends.
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Though I suspect not @Polygeekery, as I think you may have missed the real implication there. Whiskey, yes, sleeping pills, maybe, deliberate suicide with whiskey and sleeping pills, probably not.
My guess is that it was sent by a 'friend' in much the same spirit as Davan's 'baby shower gift' to his ex-GF.
Filed Under: How I have resisted that urge so long is a mystery
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Have you considered waxing?
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though I suspect not @Polygeekery, as I think you may have missed the real implication there. Whiskey, yes, sleeping pills, maybe, deliberate suicide with whiskey and sleeping pills, probably not.
My guess is that it was sent by a 'friend' in much the same spirit as Davan's 'baby shower gift' to his ex-GF.
Filed Under: How I have resisted that urge so long is a mystery
That those were sleeping pills didn't register.
I am pretty sure @Polygeekery has a high tolerance for alcohol.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am pretty sure @Polygeekery has a high tolerance for alcohol.
Yeah... I was going to say. That cake is hopefully a lot bigger than it looks, because what it looks like is those bottles of Jack are awfully small.
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@karla It just occurred to me that I didn't include a link to the Something*Positive strip I was referring to (the very first one of the series, as it happens), and while I am guessing @Karla is familiar with it (if only because it's been posted in other threads before), I figure I should bring it up again for anyone who missed it:
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.gif
And because it always gets mentioned after this, this is a strip from 12 years afterwards:
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla It just occurred to me that I didn't include a link to the Something*Positive strip I was referring to (the very first one of the series, as it happens), and while I am guessing @Karla is familiar with it (if only because it's been posted in other threads before), I figure I should bring it up again for anyone who missed it:
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.gif
And because it always gets mentioned after this, this is a strip from 12 years afterwards:
Um no, not familiar. That's pretty awful.
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@scholrlea
First one is comical, the follow up is just stupid. Anybody callous enough to send a coat hangar as a baby shower gift, would not have guilt about it later.
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@karla Yep. And trust me, it sets the tone for the rest of the series.
And the majority of Randy Millholland's other work, for that matter:
To Tell the Truth
http://www.superstupor.com/sust11262007.shtml
http://www.superstupor.com/sust11262007.gifUnhand Me!
http://www.superstupor.com/sust12272007.shtml
http://www.superstupor.com/sust12272007.gif
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@boner The Bank's helpdesk is now flooded with reports of fishing attacks.
Meanwhile the police know that something fishy is going on but they haven't yet found a way to make it stick.
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@dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anybody callous enough to send a coat hangar as a baby shower gift, would not have guilt about it later.
People often do things and later come to regret them.
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@boomzilla
People often do, someone who sends a coat hangar to a baby shower is not one of those people.
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@dragoon That's just, like, your opinion, man.
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@dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
coat hangar
I let it slide the first time, but you keep repeating it. A hangar for coats is called a wardrobe.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My mom was a beautician, she had that on a picture.
"Stylists don't retire, they only curl up and dye"
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
coat hangar
I let it slide the first time, but you keep repeating it. A hangar for coats is called a wardrobe.
A coat hangar is where you keep your coats when you're not flying them.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it looks like is those bottles of Jack are awfully small.
It looks to me like those are little 50ml mini-bottles.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I too have played Zak McKraken and the Alien Mindbenders.
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
50ml mini-bottles.
Or as @Polygeekery calls them, breakfast
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I too have played Zak McKraken and the Alien Mindbenders.
And I have seen both The Blues Brothers and Earth Girls Are Easy.
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it looks like is those bottles of Jack are awfully small.
It looks to me like those are little 50ml mini-bottles.
I know what they are, I'm saying that he'd prefer if they were 750 mL... at least.
They might actually last the whole day of his birthday, then...
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Autocorrect
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In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on using your ridiculous 'your'
clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid
to be talking about intelligenceGo away and grow up.
Sincerely,
Gern Blaanston
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
grown-up place
😂and me and my name will be known throughout the bitstreams!
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a grown-up place
Like a tittie-bar?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on using your ridiculous 'your'
clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid
to be talking about intelligenceGo away and grow up.
Sincerely,
Gern Blaanston
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it looks like is those bottles of Jack are awfully small.
It looks to me like those are little 50ml mini-bottles.
I know what they are, I'm saying that he'd prefer if they were 750 mL... at least.
They might actually last the whole day of his birthday, then...
Not likely. This was the toll from the day we arrived at our vacation rental.
8 hours in the car with two kids really took a toll on me.
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@polygeekery there were 3; by, "if they were 750 mL", I meant 3×
50mL750mL, not3×50mL1×750mL.
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Purebread dog
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