The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@zecc Dance fight @0:56
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It seems that perhaps CNN runs a vegan restaurant:
A few people were like, “Blow off the haters!” But other people were asking, “But if you don’t want to have TODDLER BUTTHOLE IN YOUR FACE when you are eating, does that really make you a hater? REALLY?”
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The commenters’ rebuttals could be summed up as, “No actually the menu does not say DINING ROOM FULL OF TODDLER BUTTHOLES, but nice try though!”Mmmmm....
Why do you hate animals and toddler buttholes and insistent yodeling?
This is the sort of question that keeps me up at night. WHY????
I suspect the local health inspectors may think of something wrong with that. Also, I think I need to get a vegan TV, because I see many fewer naked adults on my TV than they do.
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The phrase Toddler Butthole is not something you expect to see in a news story.
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@boomzilla You may do as you choose, others are choosing to complain and even others will cite you with violations.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
WTF does he say there at 0:05? "Up to seed with what we know"?
"At-the-scene reporter?"
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
WTF does he say there at 0:05? "Up to seed with what we know"?
"At-the-scene reporter?"
"Action news reporter [reporter's name], at the scene with what we know."
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Some crazy round-up mixed with round-to-nearest-even scheme?
If I had to guess, I'd say that the slices are probably right-sized and the labels are incorrect due to human error.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It seems that perhaps CNN runs a vegan restaurant:
A few people were like, “Blow off the haters!” But other people were asking, “But if you don’t want to have TODDLER BUTTHOLE IN YOUR FACE when you are eating, does that really make you a hater? REALLY?”
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The commenters’ rebuttals could be summed up as, “No actually the menu does not say DINING ROOM FULL OF TODDLER BUTTHOLES, but nice try though!”Mmmmm....
Why do you hate animals and toddler buttholes and insistent yodeling?
This is the sort of question that keeps me up at night. WHY????
I suspect the local health inspectors may think of something wrong with that. Also, I think I need to get a vegan TV, because I see many fewer naked adults on my TV than they do.
From the comments...
TIL that vegans don't poop, apparently...
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We can already infer from the poster that they are lying.
Either about being vegan or about having delicious food.
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@obeselymorbid Some vegan food is delicious.
There's just not enough of it to make a full, balanced meal.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I call fake. Lasagna is supposed to be baked at 350 degrees.
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@boomzilla I thought the linked article was from something like clickhole where they make fun of buzzfeed, etc...the writing makes me
I feel like I'm reading a trancription of someone's vlog. why did they tag it as 'news'
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@bb36e Yes, Wonkette was originally part of Gawker. Quite unsavory, but this particular link crossed my path and it was hilarious.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I call fake. Lasagna is supposed to be baked at 350 degrees.
In real temperature, it's 180. So the picture is fake but the joke could work if you turn the pack upside down.
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@carrievs said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I call fake. Lasagna is supposed to be baked at 350 degrees.
In real temperature, it's 180. So the picture is fake but the joke could work if you turn the pack upside down.
E_CELSIUS_NOT_FOUND
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I call fake. Lasagna is supposed to be baked at 350 degrees.
I bake mine at 360 degrees.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I call fake. Lasagna is supposed to be baked at 350 degrees.
That'd probably melt her protractor, though.
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid Some vegan food is delicious.
There's just not enough of it to make a full, balanced meal.
Yeah, most of it would be better as a side when served with meat.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid Some vegan food is delicious.
There's just not enough of it to make a full, balanced meal.
Yeah, most of it would be better as a side when
served withfed to meat.Don't let food starve. The fat adds flavor!
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I remember this "level" (the game is VVVVVV if anyone is unaware). I remember the same thing happening to me.
I managed to go all the way up top to "Getting Here is Half the Fun" and back to "Doing Things The Hard Way" — after a lot of attempts — only to land on the left side of the barrier instead of the right side, where the target widget is; and having to do the whole thing again.
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@ben_lubar Is that dog a scientologist
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar Is that dog a scientologist
It is a fat.dog
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@anonymous234 There was a good deal on an XBox S set today, but it didn't ship to Poland. Each part of the set did but somehow joining them together was obviously a bridge too far. Doubly shit as it's probably already in Poland
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-amazon-com-poland-idUSKBN15Z1EN
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http://i.imgur.com/c4H2Grc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xvBprn3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LaKvgQN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n4VGpmb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cMKuh63.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bm1W2pP.jpg
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He's probably also the richest man in his house too...
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That guy does an amazing Gollum impression.
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@boner That's Andy Serkis, the voice actor who voiced Gollum.
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@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boner That's Andy Serkis, the voice actor who voiced Gollum.
He's also the physical actor who played Gollum.
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@ben_lubar If by "played" you mean "provided motion-capture for", then yes. Gollum himself was an entirely CGI creation that wasn't "played by" any person.