The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@CarrieVS said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
here is a cat looking after kittens...
I love that (I'm irrationally fond of diggers and similar machines), but in what way is the big digger a cat? Does that not refer to vehicles with caterpillar tracks? Or am I ing somewhere?
Caterpillar ("Cat") is the name of the company. Anything made by them may occassionally be referred to as "a cat".
The smaller ones are generally called "Bobcats".
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@CarrieVS said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
here is a cat looking after kittens...
I love that (I'm irrationally fond of diggers and similar machines), but in what way is the big digger a cat? Does that not refer to vehicles with caterpillar tracks? Or am I ing somewhere?
Caterpillar ("Cat") is the name of the company. Anything made by them may occassionally be referred to as "a cat".
The smaller ones are generally called "Bobcats".
They missed a trick there: they should be called kittens :D
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, cause it's the gluten that's the real danger! I pity those where this is literally the case...
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Or ex-girlfriends.
"Roasted"?
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The (presumably) auto-generated links to other definitions on Urban Dictionary can sometimes have funny results:
Slightly more NSFW than the word "fuck"
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That first comment!
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Or ex-girlfriends.
"Roasted"?
Well, "toasted" can mean "under the influence of psychoactive substances", so maybe "roasted" can be used in a similar way.
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@chozang "elegant" seems like an unlikely word to be paired with it, then.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What? A common tactic I use a lot, and I'm not even short (Ok, I have no need of using it in stores, but there are some really tall wardrobes and stuff people tend to put things on top of...)
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not even short
I hope that's what she said?
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I didn't mean to brag and all, y'know...
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What? A common tactic I use a lot, and I'm not even short (Ok, I have no need of using it in stores, but there are some really tall wardrobes and stuff people tend to put things on top of...)
Yeah, my parents were NOT happy when I learned to monkey around to get where I wanted...
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Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, it just does...
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, it just does...
I don't see anything obviously weird in that clip... Maybe the use of Colored Disco Light in daylight conditions?
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@Tsaukpaetra a few of those people looked like they were definitely mentally deficient in some way.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra a few of those people looked like they were definitely mentally deficient in some way.
Inebriation often causes that effect...
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@boomzilla Disappointed. Expected gulf ball to take out blimp.
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@boomzilla I like how, in a fit of rage, he hurls his club, his hat, and his right shoe, then just tosses the left one aside casually like you'd toss a shirt in the laundry.
His mood swing was better than his golf swing.
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@Tsaukpaetra That looks like a normal pub on the Isle of Wight tbh.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A common tactic I use a lot, and I'm not even short
Why don't you just ABH onto the shelves?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Let me save some people some work.
Jump forward, turn around in the air and jump right as you land.
When you exceed the game's speed limit, the game tries to slows you down whenever you jump, back to the desired speed. By default the game thinks that you're moving forwards, so when you exceed the speed limit, it'll accelerate you backwards. If you are facing backwards, this will only increase your speed. So, the faster you're going - the more you will get accelerated.
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@Zecc my favorite part of that bit is that an NPC yells "you won't last five seconds on foot if you step on the sand", and the remainder of the level lasts less than five seconds and they never touch the sand.
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Accelerated Back Hopping (ABH for short) is a Glitch, and it's the main method of transportation on OrangeBox Engine-based games.
Not sure I would call it the main method of transportation.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure where the ball is though.
Plugging the hole made by Deepwater Horizon, of course.
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Sensible reviews: 2 or 3 upvotes.
Nonsensical review: 40 upvotes.
Ladies, gentlemen, and furries, I give you: the Internet
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Let me save some people some work.
Jump forward, turn around in the air and jump right as you land.
When you exceed the game's speed limit, the game tries to slows you down whenever you jump, back to the desired speed. By default the game thinks that you're moving forwards, so when you exceed the speed limit, it'll accelerate you backwards. If you are facing backwards, this will only increase your speed. So, the faster you're going - the more you will get accelerated.
Uh...
Accelerated Back Hopping (ABH for short) is a Glitch, and it's the main method of transportation on OrangeBox Engine-based games.
I get that they probably just mean "fastest/best" method of transportation, but calling a glitch the main method of transportation just seems... wrong.
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@anotherusername Or, the statement was written by a speedrunner.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Anime fans in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBVr6m6a0AA
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"Get back here, slave!"
https://i.imgur.com/wJbx47f.gifv
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Damn slaves and their crappy browsers