The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@obeselymorbid YOU ACTUALLY POST?!
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So I asked my husband to get me some comfort food yesterday and asked if we have one of those Cinnabon places nearby.
We don't. I picked up some from the corner store. His thought was bad cinnamon rolls are better than no cinnamon rolls.
I told him
Bad cinnamon rolls are like a one night stand you regret after the fact. You might have gotten off but you don't feel good about yourself.
He at least thought it was funny.
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@Karla He was doing his best.
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@bb36e This is amazing, and even better, they have an RSS feed!
However feedly apparently can't figure out their HTML:
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@hungrier First time I've seen that happen with Feedly.
How does it look in other RSS readers?
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@DoctorJones Please, when using the topic stay to the hanzo when going up
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid YOU ACTUALLY POST?!
Occasionally, yeah. You can view his profile to see more evidence.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e That makes mine 41111111111111111231119
I noticed a distinct lack of 16 letters.
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
YOU ACTUALLY POST?!
As my profile indicates I have 5.3k Posts.
Sadly about 5.2k of them were in the now-gone likes thread.
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1210302499039401&id=133695666700095
Video is at the link and it's super.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
topic stay to the hanzo
your hanzo or my hanzo?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
topic stay to the hanzo
your hanzo or my hanzo?
Yes.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
your hanzo or my hanzo?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
topic stay to the hanzo
your hanzo or my hanzo?
Yes.
How very dare you!
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sadly about 5.2k of them were in the now-gone likes thread.
It isn't gone! It's just restricted to the staff. :P
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sadly about 5.2k of them were in the now-gone likes thread.
It isn't gone! It's just restricted to the staff. :P
...as evidenced by the users with the top 2 reputation on the site
They just want to keep all of the fun for themselves! :-P
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's just restricted to the staff.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It isn't gone! It's just restricted to the staff. :P
...as evidenced by the users with the top 2 reputation on the site
They just want to keep all of the fun for themselves! :-P
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's just restricted to the staff.
It's not my fault that bots were crawling it and causing massive cooties!
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's not my fault that bots were crawling it and causing massive cooties!
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@abarker Didn't
weBen make it so the bots do less crawling or something? Can't it be put in a crawler-free category?
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@loopback0
Disallow: /topic/[tid]/
inrobots.txt
maybe?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker Didn't
weBen make it so the bots do less crawling or something? Can't it be put in a crawler-free category?It's under discussion …
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0
Disallow: /topic/[tid]/
inrobots.txt
maybe?The most problematic bots ignore that.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker Didn't
weBen make it so the bots do less crawling or something? Can't it be put in a crawler-free category?It's under discussion …
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0
Disallow: /topic/[tid]/
inrobots.txt
maybe?The most problematic bots ignore that.
And it's back in the Sandbox. Please be aware that if the forum performance appears to suffer as a result, it may go back in the corner.
But let's give it a shot!
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http://pages.uoregon.edu/ocomment/ocarchive/oc98_99/oc14_15_98_10.html
Following the purchase of the name "Oregon Voice" from the State of Oregon, the Oregon Commentator Presents: Oregon Voice ran this parody of the real OV Wine Review, from their previous issue. This article was first published January 18, 1999.
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We had to quit sniffing and drink. All the sweetness of the nose vanished with a taste. Brief, delicate hints of sandlewood in the front soon too had gone, as the palette unrolled like the greasy bedroll of a backalley burnout. It was a sharp, tart, and cumbersome parade of demonic flavors and textures. Vinegar on Fruit Loops. Sweat licked from a southern belle's humid butt-crack. Sun-baked alkali. Hail falling through smog. The crotch of a CBA player's postgame drawers.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
http://pages.uoregon.edu/ocomment/ocarchive/oc98_99/oc14_15_98_10.html
Following the purchase of the name "Oregon Voice" from the State of Oregon, the Oregon Commentator Presents: Oregon Voice ran this parody of the real OV Wine Review, from their previous issue. This article was first published January 18, 1999.
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We had to quit sniffing and drink. All the sweetness of the nose vanished with a taste. Brief, delicate hints of sandlewood in the front soon too had gone, as the palette unrolled like the greasy bedroll of a backalley burnout. It was a sharp, tart, and cumbersome parade of demonic flavors and textures. Vinegar on Fruit Loops. Sweat licked from a southern belle's humid butt-crack. Sun-baked alkali. Hail falling through smog. The crotch of a CBA player's postgame drawers.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Please be aware that if the forum performance appears to suffer as a result, it may go back in the corner.
Solution: make us all staff
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Please be aware that if the forum performance appears to suffer as a result, it may go back in the corner.
Solution: make us all staff
I've got my eye on you, pup.
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@abarker
Hm, I think you raise a good point.I move that the Staff Category be renamed to The Timeout Corner forthwith!
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So the likes topic is back now. Next step: Re-implement the s and shadowmod!
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann I hear the collective groan of all men worldwide at that comment.
Objection, your honor! Presumption of maturity!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So I asked my husband to get me some comfort food yesterday and asked if we have one of those Cinnabon places nearby.
We don't. I picked up some from the corner store. His thought was bad cinnamon rolls are better than no cinnamon rolls.
I told him
Bad cinnamon rolls are like a one night stand you regret after the fact. You might have gotten off but you don't feel good about yourself.
He at least thought it was funny.
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I may be over-tired, but this is funnier than any picture with a caption I've seen today.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bad cinnamon rolls are like a one night stand you regret after the fact. You might have gotten off but you don't feel good about yourself.
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