The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Scarlet_Manuka $39.99 for a 10-pack of piss? You can get a 30-pack of the cheap piss for under $20...
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Perhaps there's a connection with this:
(This sign's in Malaysia or some such, but there used to be a sign with the identical wording at a truck stop just outside Tucson.)
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You can get a 30-pack of the cheap piss for under $20...
Well, obviously this is the good piss. Or so I assume.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(This sign's in Malaysia or some such, but there used to be a sign with the identical wording at a truck stop just outside Tucson.)
Who want to run Java program over a VT100 console?
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You can get a 30-pack of the cheap piss for under $20...
Well, obviously this is the good piss. Or so I assume.
The whole point of spending more on the good stuff is that it doesn't taste like piss. If it still tastes like piss anyway, you might as well save some money and get the cheap piss.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: jokes that don't make sense to people in other countries
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@ben_lubar Are there any countries with 25 unit bills????
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar Are there any countries with 25 unit bills????
We have 25 unit coins, so maybe?
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar Are there any countries with 25 unit bills????
The Netherlands had. Probably countries that still use guilders still do.
Coins ƒ0,05; ƒ0,10; ƒ0,25; ƒ1,-; ƒ2,50; ƒ5,-
Notes ƒ10,-; ƒ25,-; ƒ50,-; ƒ100,-; ƒ250,-; ƒ500,-; ƒ1000,-
Filed Under: Find the missing denomination
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Netherlands had.
They're all stoned, they don't count.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We have 25 unit coins
What, cents? NOOBS!
There ya go, actual 25s. Limited run though, as for the "normal" money 10 and up are all bills.
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@Onyx There is an actual marten on that coin. I'm impressed.
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@aliceif all coins do. Well, the base currency ones, not the "cents".
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A not-too-bright counterfeiter found that he had mistakenly printed $18 bills. Not knowing what else to do with them, he decided to try to pass them to hillbillies. The first hillbilly he comes to, he asks, "Would you be able to change an eighteen dollar bill?"
The hillbilly gave him a sly look and said, "Sure. How do you want it: three sixes or two nines?"
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar Are there any countries with 25 unit bills????
A few, yes...
Aruba
Brunei
Cayman Islands
Egypt (okay, it's actually a 25 cent note)
Estonia
Gambia
Haiti
Lebanon
Mauritius
Netherlands
Seychelles
Syria
Uzbekistan
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A few,
Thank you so much for the future jellypototo in this thread.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A few,
Thank you so much for the future jellypototo in this thread.
Isn't this where we bludgeon him for our future problems?
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@CoyneTheDup said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A not-too-bright counterfeiter found that he had mistakenly printed $18 bills.
Is it fake if there is no official $18 bill?
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@groo said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@CoyneTheDup said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A not-too-bright counterfeiter found that he had mistakenly printed $18 bills.
Is it fake if there is no official $18 bill?
Technically no. But it's still illegal to try to pass it as official US currency.
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are there any countries with 25 unit bills????
I don't know of any countries that use 25 bills now, but these were still used in the early nineties.
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I remember seeing a TV programme where an artist created a fake $100 bill. He then proceed to go to a restaurant, have a nice meal, call up the manager and then say:
"Hey, I have this $100 bank note I've created myself. It is obviously not a real bank note. But it is a work of art, if I may say so myself. I figure I value it at exactly US $100. I'm willing to sell it to you for this price. Would you accept it as a form of payment?"
The manager accepted, going as far as giving back change with real money. I think being on camera might have helped.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Funny, there's a urinal in the Good Ideas thread that uses this technology...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Netherlands
That's from the Netherlands Antilles, which is a different country that no longer exists. (It ceased to be in 2010 apparently…)
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think being on camera might have helped.
He paid with the free ad for the restaurant then
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@Onyx is this more funny now or less funny now?
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@Karla not sure. Got distracted by a random cleavage... There was also a snake...
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla not sure. Got distracted by a random cleavage... There was also a snake...
You say the sweetest things.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla not sure. Got distracted by a random cleavage... There was also a snake...
If you noticed the snake, it wasn't that distracting.
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla not sure. Got distracted by a random cleavage... There was also a snake...
If you noticed the snake, it wasn't that distracting.
Well, thanks.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla not sure. Got distracted by a random cleavage... There was also a snake...
If you noticed the snake, it wasn't that distracting.
Well, thanks.
To be fair, it took me a while. Perhaps @Onyx is more into pythons than cleavages
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INB4 "my python is into cleavages (whenever it gets the chance)"
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you noticed the snake, it wasn't that distracting.
Just keeping track of the competition...
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla not sure. Got distracted by a random cleavage... There was also a snake...
If you noticed the snake, it wasn't that distracting.
Well, thanks.
To be fair, it took me a while. Perhaps @Onyx is more into pythons than cleavages
It was also a pretty big snake
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you noticed the snake, it wasn't that distracting.
Just keeping track of the competition...
Now, now, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the sight of a large, meaty python. We understand.
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Is there any image that sticker can't improve?
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@flabdablet
A porn movie poster ?
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@Luhmann Nah:
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@Yamikuronue Wouldn't make much sense for gay porn, however.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wouldn't make much sense for gay porn, however.
Unless you like watching rimjobs.
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@Yamikuronue
It took me a long time to locate the symbol ...