The Official Status Thread
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SO DIZZYYYY
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@anonymous234 How many times do I have to tell you that clothes dryers are not amusement park rides?
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@weng said in The Official Status Thread:
Time to get Amazon to spin off a local shell and build warehouses.
Not much benefit to them for doing that.
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@dkf Uh. Instant undercutting of all other online sellers in an entire country?
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@jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
hurricane in the caribbean
Don't even say that. I leave tomorrow... T-minus 37 hours...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
what the heck, i can fit you in too after @Tsaukpaetra.
I thought that you had implied that your strap-on would be doing the fitting in.
Anyway, as long as you're seeing if you can fit things in...
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I'm huge now.
@Perverted_Vixen please don't attempt to put the tree trunk into any orifices.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
what the heck, i can fit you in too after @Tsaukpaetra.
I thought that you had implied that your strap-on would be doing the fitting in.
Anyway, as long as you're seeing if you can fit things in...
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I'm huge now.
@Perverted_Vixen please don't attempt to put the tree trunk into any orifices.
Sweetie, You don't have the kind of money it would cost you to have me fuck a tree. Trust me, there's no way you have that much money.
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@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
what the heck, i can fit you in too after @Tsaukpaetra.
I thought that you had implied that your strap-on would be doing the fitting in.
Anyway, as long as you're seeing if you can fit things in...
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I'm huge now.
@Perverted_Vixen please don't attempt to put the tree trunk into any orifices.
Sweetie, You don't have the kind of money it would cost you to have me fuck a tree. Trust me, there's no way you have that much money.
Money? You mean souls, right?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
what the heck, i can fit you in too after @Tsaukpaetra.
I thought that you had implied that your strap-on would be doing the fitting in.
Anyway, as long as you're seeing if you can fit things in...
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I'm huge now.
@Perverted_Vixen please don't attempt to put the tree trunk into any orifices.
Sweetie, You don't have the kind of money it would cost you to have me fuck a tree. Trust me, there's no way you have that much money.
Money? You mean souls, right?
I'm not a devil darling, Even if you ask me to dress like one. i deal with cash. Cold.... hard... cash. If you want to pay in souls you'll have to find a money changer willing to deal in souls.
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@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@perverted_vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
what the heck, i can fit you in too after @Tsaukpaetra.
I thought that you had implied that your strap-on would be doing the fitting in.
Anyway, as long as you're seeing if you can fit things in...
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I'm huge now.
@Perverted_Vixen please don't attempt to put the tree trunk into any orifices.
Sweetie, You don't have the kind of money it would cost you to have me fuck a tree. Trust me, there's no way you have that much money.
I think Fluttershy might be so grateful though...
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STATUS: Squashed some bugs irl today. First had to debug a storage box at my parents. It had a fledgling wasp nest (one queen + immature wasps in development). Good thing it was discovered before opening the box would have triggered a million angry wasps, like an extra nasty mimic. Then had my mother debug my back, where a tick had made itself comfy. Are still some remaining bug parts left in my back, though, as removal wasn't 100% successful. If I'd want any sucking done to my body I think I'd rather page @Perverted_Vixen for that. Unsolicited ticks are not welcome.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
My hand is all tired now, and it's not due to usual reasons.
Hungry Hungry Hippos?
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@blakeyrat you need other people to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with, I suspect the implication was far more... solo activities.
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@arantor Ah. Kaboom.
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@blakeyrat Yes, that's the sort of thing, though what explodes - and how much resulting mess - is a question for the reader.
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Status: Good morning! I made french toast with cheese-topped bagels. Because why not.
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Status: Apparently there isn't a simple way to upload a photo from your iPhone into a NodeBB post via the mobile composer. This makes me sad, because the joke I had isn't funny enough to justify serious effort at trying to extract the photo (aka I won't be back at my computer for quite a while)
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Apparently there isn't a simple way to upload a photo from your iPhone into a NodeBB post via the mobile composer. This makes me sad, because the joke I had isn't funny enough to justify serious effort at trying to extract the photo (aka I won't be back at my computer for quite a while)
But I thought everything Just Works on an iDevice?
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@izzion What happens when you click the button?
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@tsaukpaetra
Apparently putting pictures in a text field is and thus not blessed by His High Holiness, Jobs The Great
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Status: Wondering once again who thought that doing G20 in a major metropolis was a great idea.
Particularly when you know that Hamburg has a tradition of riots by the radical left.
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@hungrier
Ah. That was off the side of the viewport... I wouldn't have even thought to try scrolling the button tray.Let me lift my drink in your honor:
Status: Never too early in the day for an apple juice
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
for an apple juice
Given the colour, I'm glad you clarified that :P
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@rhywden
Maybe they're trying to reduce carbon emissions by bringing the meeting to the rioters, save all those buses & planes ---E_TROLLEYBUS_ESCAPEE_APPREHENDED
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Apparently YouTube supports animated avatars, but only in the notification bell. It's a static image everywhere else.
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@weng said in The Official Status Thread:
Instant undercutting of all other online sellers in an entire country?
When they're probably doing that already? OTOH, there's a fairly high chance that they'll already have facilities in Australia anyway, in order to reduce delivery times, and the Sydney and Melbourne markets are large enough to justify that level of investment (comparing with similar facilities in the EU), though those may be “surprisingly” not actually the same company that people actually bought the goods from.
No, it's likely to just increase prices.
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Status: Preparing to head off to Berlin for a geeky weekend.
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Servercooties is dead? I'm being redirected to a foursurvey thing:
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
Servercooties is dead? I'm being redirected to a foursurvey thing:
![0_1499379041792_ce16b948-9af4-4fd7-9077-06f5f89cc822-image.png](/assets/uploads/files/1499379041964-ce16b948-9af4-4fd7-9077-06f5f89cc822-image.pngservercooties.io seems fine
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@wharrgarbl said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
Servercooties is dead? I'm being redirected to a foursurvey thing:
![0_1499379041792_ce16b948-9af4-4fd7-9077-06f5f89cc822-image.png](/assets/uploads/files/1499379041964-ce16b948-9af4-4fd7-9077-06f5f89cc822-image.pngservercooties.io seems fine
fricken autocomplete. It was taking me to .com. I forgot it wasn't.
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@dcon Yeah, the
.com
was allowed to expire, and now appears to be owned by a company called Perfect Privacy LLC.
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Trawling through my email backlog, I see this gem from one of my colleagues, commenting on an attack of the stupids:
I've seen training courses shorter than that URL.
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Status - why is there no Two Posts category?
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@createdtodislikethis said in The Official Status Thread:
Status - why is there no Two Posts category?
We don't have a bot to enforce a two-posts-only rule.
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Status:
Edit: Updated to the latest firmware (Dated 2016-06-30 12:51:48):
So the solution was apparently to just disappear the option?!?!
TDEMSYR
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@createdtodislikethis said in The Official Status Thread:
Status - why is there no Two Posts category?
Zero, one, many.
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Status: Learned I could make a rotor or hand-crank control various things in medieval engineers, and successfully built one of those train-wheel-bar things.
There are no gears, but now I want to learn how to make things with pretty much nothing but axels, with some ability to restrict movements.
Research taught me how to build a Geneva Drive, but that's it so far.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Zero, one, many.
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/me queues up deployments to slots 1, 2, then 3
/me watches the deployments go 3, 2, 1
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
/me queues up deployments to slots 1, 2, then 3
/me watches the deployments go 3, 2, 1
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First in, last out?
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Status: Received a business email where the signature is in Comic Sans
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Received a business email where the signature is in Comic Sans
And now I can't send emails ^
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Received a business email where the signature is in Comic Sans
And now I can't send emails ^
You've been hacked?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Received a business email where the signature is in Comic Sans
And now I can't send emails ^
You've been hacked?
Nah: Exchange just had a moment.
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status: fucking Insomnia. It's not working, I'm still wide awake!
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@tsaukpaetra maybe the problem is that you haven't screwed her enough yet and she needs to come at least once.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Received a business email where the signature is in Comic Sans
Tempted to add this as part of my strategy of disincentiving my boss to make me talk to customers
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
Servercooties is dead? I'm being redirected to a foursurvey thing:
servercooties.io seems to be perfectly functional to me...
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Status: eating strawberries and cream, and drinking Pimm's
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@atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
If I'd want any sucking done to my body I think I'd rather page @Perverted_Vixen for that.
You called?