The Official Status Thread
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@heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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Must be one of those systems that can run for more than a week without glitching out to that handbasket destined for hell...
I make PIDs available immediately again once a process has exited (and someone's waited on it). I'm starting to see why most OSes increment until they hit a certain max then loop back around. I'm having problems.
Oh that's right, you're writing your own OS, yeah?
So much fun!
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@M_Adams said in The Official Status Thread:
Trying to breathe
First step: Lift your head out of the pool.
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@M_Adams said in The Official Status Thread:
Trying to breathe and maybe go to work tomorrow...
Did you also catch the flu from this forum?
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@flabdablet said in The Official Status Thread:
How?
What, am I supposed to give you all the answers?!
INB4: Yes, that's exactly what an OS is supposed to do. Also, I figured out what the problem was.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
As long as it isn't a mechanical mouse.
Okay, lads! Break out another Mr. Clicky.
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Status: fun firefox bug - search for something that appears in the current webpage, hold f3, click and hold the left mouse button over some text and release f3 - you'll be selecting some text... but in green!
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@CreatedToDislikeThis
I dub this the St. Patrick's Day Select!
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Status: dangerously low on caffeine
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: dangerously low on caffeine
I am yet to put on pants because the caffeine meter is on E.
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Warning, excess of blood detected in the caffeine delivery system! System shutdown to prevent damage is imminent! Warning, excess...
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@Weng said in The Official Status Thread:
@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: dangerously low on caffeine
I am yet to put on pants because the caffeine meter is on E.
Sitrep: Pants are now on.
Fridge is empty of caffeine. Coffee stock is empty.
That means caffeine is 33 miles away (that'll be the nearest convenient-to-my-route gas station).
Ughhhhhh.
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@Weng said in The Official Status Thread:
That means caffeine is 33 miles away
I think that counts as a major emergency
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Status: There's an idiot riding a very loud bee outside our office.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
It might actually be a 50cc bike
You're sure it's not an European car ?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
It might actually be a 50cc bike
You're sure it's not an European car ?
Nah: sounded too high-pitched to be a Peel P50 :P
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@TimeBandit No, European cars have gears
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit No, European cars have
gearsmanual transmissions???
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Checking the validity of some HTML stored in our database (no, I don't know why either).
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FUCK A GOAT 👅👅💦💦🐐🐐😏YAAAAS KWEEN ♈️♈️👅👅💦💦💕💕👑👑👑👑
Is everyone on tumblr a sexual deviant, or just 99.9% of them?
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Status: All right, we have a great marketing/social media team:
https://nhl.bamcontent.com/images/photos/288054974/568x320/cut.png
Context: This game was rescheduled from December due to a broken seal on the main compressor. Ice temperature rose to 30°F; the standard temperature is 21°F. The ice didn't cool down fast enough to start the game due to the CBA mandated minimum 22hrs between the start of each game (Detroit had a game the following evening).
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
That code sure looks to have a lot of nesting...
if ($x > 1) then { if($x < 5) then { if($x > 2) then { if($x < 4) then { $y = 3; } } } }
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
Oh wow, this guy's facebook goes all the way back to 2009.
He was into some embarrassing music and politics as a teen.wait one chronofucking second.
He was a teen in 2009.
And he's being hired for a SENIOR position in 2017, at most 8 years later?
There sure as fuck better be a 4-year diploma on that resume, if he's "senior". So even if he was 19 in 2009, and finished the last 2 years of his program ending in 2011, he's "senior" with AT MOST 6 years of experience?
Your boss is
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit No, European cars have
gearsmanual transmissions???
Aren't CVTs invading American cars?
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Aren't CVTs invading American cars?
Kind of. But you'll never catch me buying one
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
wait one chronofucking second.
He was a teen in 2009.
And he's being hired for a SENIOR position in 2017, at most 8 years later?
There sure as fuck better be a 4-year diploma on that resume, if he's "senior". So even if he was 19 in 2009, and finished the last 2 years of his program ending in 2011, he's "senior" with AT MOST 6 years of experience?
Your boss isMy mistake, he was 21-22 back then.
He just acted as a teen, so I assumed :)
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status first day back at the office; was off last week, 2 days sick, 3 days recooping. Most likely norovirus. So first thing I did was Lysol wipe down every surface in my office.
So actual status: office is, for the first time in history, clean. Smells nice too.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I would like to thank @M_Adams for reminding me of my best post ever by upvoting a different one.
No, ignoring that silly likes thread, this is the one:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/18807/256-is-oddly-specific-number/10
I liked the fizzbuzz one better.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek What does
find x | wc -l
have to say about this?10:25:59.72 later, a bit over 7M files. I never let
du
finish, so I don't know how much of it is mine, butdf
tells me the entire filesystem is 3PB, and it's 40% full.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Aren't CVTs invading American cars?
Kind of. But you'll never catch me buying one
Is CVT supposed to be bad?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
As long as it isn't a mechanical mouse.
I encountered a machine with one of those the other day. It was not happy with the surface I was trying to use it on, which made me unhappy.
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@groo said in The Official Status Thread:
Is CVT supposed to be bad?
Not supposed, it's bad
It's supposed to improve fuel economy, but it kills all the fun of driving.
They are supposedly getting better
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@Groaner said in The Official Status Thread:
I've decided against moving back to California
Good; too many jokers here already, especially in Sacramento.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
It's supposed to improve fuel economy, but it kills all the fun of driving.
So it's only bad for those who think changing gears is fun.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Your boss is
I believe that has already been established.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
Oh wow, this guy's facebook goes all the way back to 2009.
He was into some embarrassing music and politics as a teen.wait one chronofucking second.
He was a teen in 2009.
And he's being hired for a SENIOR position in 2017, at most 8 years later?
There sure as fuck better be a 4-year diploma on that resume, if he's "senior". So even if he was 19 in 2009, and finished the last 2 years of his program ending in 2011, he's "senior" with AT MOST 6 years of experience?
Your boss is
I've been a senior for like... 5 years. I'm 30.
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Smells
nicelike the back of my trans-hooker honeypot van after a succesful saturday night job tooFTFY
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Groaner said in The Official Status Thread:
I've decided against moving back to California
Good; too many jokers here already, especially in Sacramento.
I thought you also had left?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
PVCs don't get welded too often.
PVC pipe is normally assembled by solvent welding.
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@Groaner said in The Official Status Thread:
I thought you also had left?
I was in WA, not far from @blakeyrat, for a few years. I've been back in CA for about a year.
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@HardwareGeek What about when you forget http:// and weld two urls together?
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek What about when you forget http:// and weld two urls together?
Why didn't Chrome copy/paste the whole URL? Grr. Fixed.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Good news! If they're doing pipe work, soon they'll be wielding. Which means you'll ALSO get the wonderful sound of all your smoke alarms, too.
If wielding is setting off the smoke alarms, you're thinking of the wrong sort of "fire arms".
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
If wielding is setting off the smoke alarms, you're thinking of the wrong sort of "fire arms".
Nonsense. Fire damage is a perfectly cromulent enchantment for whatever sort of weapon you might wield.
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@HardwareGeek Or called Glue.
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Status:
Breaking News
SNAP IPO backers say to buy SNAP.
Shocking, I know.
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Status: Please do not codename a project "ruby," "Ruby," "ruBy," or anything similar if the project includes libraries written in the ruby language. Also, why are there things named
ruby-${version}/include/ruby-${version-1}
?
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
Status:
Breaking News
SNAP IPO backers say to buy SNAP.
They want you to get drunk ?
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@TimeBandit You'd have to, to buy that stock. Hey-oh!