The Official Status Thread
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
time.
Done.
public string GetTime(string format = "yyyy MM dd hh:mm:ss") { return DateTime.UtcNow.ToString(format); }
Have at ye!
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Status: That's what she said...
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Status: The eggs are floating. That's weird, right?
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@Tsaukpaetra no, it just means that they are a bit older. They can still be edible though, but there is no easy way to figure out except cracking one and smell it.
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Status: FUCK!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: FUCK!
Let me guess - it cleared the whole form?
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Just back from Trans-Siberian Orchestra. 2nd row seats. Great show as always. Still mindboggling that they'll take down the entire site-- an entire stadium-rock-show with lights and hydrolics and pryo-- pack it up, move it to a new city, and set it all up again in less than 18 hours.
Kudos to the road crew.
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@Tsaukpaetra Let me guess - case sensitive captcha?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: FUCK!
Let me guess - it cleared the whole form?
Only half of it, actually
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
How many of those words are accurate?
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Happy Thanksgiving to my fellows in the Evil Cabal of American White Nationalists!
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i know linting is good for the code quality in general, but... linting in a breakpoint condition?
go home pycharm, you're drunk
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@Jarry That's cute; it looks like a little cross face. :)
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STATUS: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS THING IS BUT I AM GOING TO EAT IT!
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@accalia a pheasant turkey? Turkeysant? Phearky?
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@accalia Do foxes normally eat birds?
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@RaceProUK well, it would seem they are rather fond of chickens if some are easily available.
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@Onyx Oh yeah… forgot about that…
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STATUS:
Boss: Hey cartman, you have 15 minutes?
Well, I don't know Boss, seeing how I am at work right now AND I FUCKING WORK FOR YOU, I GUESS IT'S UP TO YOU, ISN'T IT!?"
And just as I am ranting here, another fucking time waster makes me take off my headphone to ask me where are extension cords. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS MY JOB TO KNOW!?? GAH
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE TODAY
I wish everyone would just go away and leave me alone.
And yeah I realize in a Christmas movie a fairy or some shit would come overnight and make that a reality, then I'd spend 20 minutes enjoying myself, then 20 more realizing that sucks, then the last 20 trying to restore the situation, and I'd learn an important lesson and FUCK YOU I HATE YOU TOO FAIRY.
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Status: 9:37AM on Thanksgiving. Time to make a drink.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
How many of those words are accurate?
They've done a European tour, so Trans-Siberian is possible.
They have a violinist-- and are backed by an orchestral section, so 3/4 points on that.
FUN FACT THAT LITERALLY NO ONE BUT ME CARES ABOUT: They pick up session musicians for the Strings section, depending on the city they're in. While in Toronto, they use the Toronto Symphony Orchestra. So it's TSO playing with TSO.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
take off my headphone to ask me where are extension cords.
US YOUR WIFE'S ASS AFTER I DEEP-DICKED THE 120V ANAL BEADS INTO HER!!!!!!!
status updating CV, looking for new mistress...
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: 9:37AM on Thanksgiving. Time to make a drink.
status 10:16am on Thanskgiving when 98.7123% of the customers I support are American.
Time to fuck around on WTDWTF.
(not sure why today is different from any other day...)
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I can't remember who else it was that had trouble connecting the Bluetooth earphones on Windows 10 because there's no connect button.
After months of using it, I finally figured it out: it's in the "connect" option, not the Bluetooth option.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
After months of using it, I finally figured it out: it's in the "connect" option, not the Bluetooth option.
Most discoverable Windows ever
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: 9:37AM on Thanksgiving. Time to make a drink.
Ah, extended family must be arriving (or just about to).
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Apple Pie soylent is literally vomitive
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Status: warning: two sanity checks have failed!
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Status: eating that olive may not have been a good idea...
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: 9:37AM on Thanksgiving. Time to make a drink.
Ah, extended family must be arriving (or just about to).
Yes. But everything went amazingly well. Food was great, everyone got along, I got just the right amount of drunk (stopped before falling over, made it far enough to tolerate everyone being in my house).
Status: Today was a good day, and I have cooking Thanksgiving dinner down to an art.
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Status: Welcome, @Claire-Collins !
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STATUS
Black Friday business idea:
"We at CartmanCorp believe that black friday has turned into a travesty of commercialism. Therefore, in all our stores, only on black friday, all prices are DOUBLE."
Make most workers take a day off, gear up for minimal business. Hipsters who are like "yeah fuck corporations!" ironically rush in and cover your costs for the day. Media exposure make you a profit long term.
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TIL:
You can use github as a piracy platform.
https://github.com/rmsadik/ebooks
It even gives you a nice PDF reader experience, so you don't have to bother downloading books to your computer.
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@Tsaukpaetra thanks !
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Since when we have the raw button?
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@Jarry Ben updated the site yesterday/this morning (delete as appropriate to your timezone)
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Status - can't reproduce and didn't think to screenshot, but just a few minutes ago - all the "about x hours ago" in a topic were replaced with freaking ISO time.
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@CreatedToDislikeThis said in The Official Status Thread:
Status - can't reproduce and didn't think to screenshot, but just a few minutes ago - all the "about x hours ago" in a topic were replaced with freaking ISO time.
And that's bad because...?
Filed under: ISO datetime format evangelism
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@RaceProUK oohh Shiny!
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@Jarry I'd be a bit worried if a nuclear fusion reactor was right behind my buttons like that
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@Jarry
It's radiating like Mr. Burns!
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@RaceProUK and that's why i'm not allowed nowhere near css
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@Jarry since the replies-button got squashed to one side on mobile.
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@Jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
Since when we have the raw button?
Try clicking the post hamburger menu and see if you don't notice something else.