The Official Status Thread
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I hate using Oracle SQL Developer the experience is horrible compared to Management Studio.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
I hate
usingOracleSQL Developer the experience is horrible compared to Management Studio.FTFEveryone
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Managed to break a user facing site in the pre update "this site will be going down for maintenance" change.
I blame the developers we inherited the site from, for not making a big change modular. It's still in test so isn't going live as part of this update, but it has its tendrils in all sorts of other areas, including the aspx page I added the warning to. I didn't notice and sent out a version linking to stuff that wasn't in the back end, causing a 500 error and a sudden deluge of angry calls
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@dkf I hate Oracle club is
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What prick thought this was a good idea?
BTW the Fn+Space bar also magnifies the screen. I am working in VS so you tend to press CTRL + SPACE for intellisense a lot.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
What prick thought this was a good idea?
What, posting a picture the wrong way round?
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@Jaloopa Well Imgur app did that not me and I can't be arsed to figure out how to correct it.
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@lucas1 Gateway
Source: Have a shitty laptop I picked up for $1 that has the same issue.
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@JazzyJosh This is an IBM / Lenovo. For PC style laptops I normally get latitudes because their keyboard layouts require the least amount of out thinking your muscle memory.
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@lucas1 yeah, it's a fucking stupid place for them to put the \ / | key.
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et tu @cheong ?
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra It is. Have fun waiting for an hour the next time your PC starts up.
Solution: don't power down your PC.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Consumed an almost inconceivable quantity of Mountain Dew.
Status: My gastrointestinal system seems to be somewhat unhappy about this. :(
I love explosive diarrhea. No, not really, of course, but at least the excruciatingly painful high pressure gas now has an unimpeded exit path, so the pressure no longer builds up to be excruciating.
At least it didn't come back out the way it went in, too, although that was quite in doubt for a few minutes.
I no longer think excessive Mountain Dew intake to be the cause of the upset.
Filed under: Didn't we have an "Oversharing" thread ? I don't remember where it is, so this is it now. You're welcome.
I once drank a gallon of Mountain Dew in an hour. I basically had one big long nonstop uninterrupted fart for the rest of the day, and it smelled like death.
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It's friday and I have work to do.
but it's friday and I don't want to work.
Solution: do some work, but slowly.
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@Lorne-Kates it's Friday, half an hour before the end of the day, my boss has already gone home and I don't have work to do.
And I seem to have caught up on WTDWTF. What's a boy to do?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates it's Friday, half an hour before the end of the day, my boss has already gone home and I don't have work to do.
And I seem to have caught up on WTDWTF. What's a boy to do?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates it's Friday, half an hour before the end of the day, my boss has already gone home and I don't have work to do.
And I seem to have caught up on WTDWTF. What's a boy to do?
Starting an argument in one of the threads always seems to work pretty well.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
I can't be arsed to figure out
I'm sensing a theme here ...
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@anotherusername I can't keep up my trolling in the hyperloop because I keep forgetting which side I'm on
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@Luhmann that tends to be more fun when trolling for lulz
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TFW you discover that on mobile :nod:, you don't have to click to bring up menu - just swipe left.
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Status: Busy at work, annoyed at the forums seemingly being iffy:
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@ChaosTheEternal indeed....
@admins...... help?
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@accalia Maybe try the actual mention.
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Status: no, I don't like what I see. Go away!
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@ChaosTheEternal @accalia I just rebooted the host, so hopefully that'll help.
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@accalia We're investigating. So long as irc peoples don't get any funny ideas, I think we'll be alright for a while.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia We're investigating. So long as irc peoples don't get any funny ideas, I think we'll be alright for a while.
Sure, yeah, blame it on IRC. Why not go all the way and say that the hacker 4chan is writing codes to hack the bandwidth connection?
Filed Under: Who is 4chan?
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@sloosecannon Why aren't you on IRC?
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon Why aren't you on IRC?
Eh, because mobile. I really should get that app and join though
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
Sure, yeah, blame it on IRC.
I don't blame it on IRC. IRC didn't do anything to me. Or my lawn.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
Sure, yeah, blame it on IRC.
I don't blame it on IRC. IRC didn't do anything to me. Or my lawn.
But IRC is sitting on your lawn?
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
But IRC is sitting on your lawn?
Not that I can see.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
But IRC is sitting on your lawn?
Not that I can see.
That's because the.... Bits are... Uh... Masked... So you can't see them....?
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
That's because the.... Bits are... Uh...
MaskedBorked... So you can't see them....?
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Status: apparently using == for assignment doesn't work so well. Who knew?
Filed under: Friends don't let system admins write code
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
except for a near collision with an 18-wheeler in the lane to my right who suddenly decided he needed to be in the lane to my left to make a left turn
Apparently, giving priority to slower vehicles on the right is how God intended it.
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@coldandtired said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
except for a near collision with an 18-wheeler in the lane to my right who suddenly decided he needed to be in the lane to my left to make a left turn
Apparently, giving priority to slower vehicles on the right is how God intended it.
On those Russian Car Fails videos, cars in the right lane doing left turns are seemingly resposible for about 50% of the videos.
I've already decided to stay the hell away from any Russian roads, solely based on the way people evidently drive there :)
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@coldandtired I had a scary one today, well it scared me.
I was doing probably about 10-15 mph on the road into my flats and there is an iffy corner where some guy always parks his fucking Transit van. I started breaking anyway because you can't see round it, so I start breaking because I have to crawl the car round it.
11-12 year girl on roller skates just appears form behind the van just as the my front of my car is starts going round the van. My brakes are feeling a bit soft because I've just been driving down country roads and you are on an off the brakes all the time and the discs heat up like crazy, I was shifting into 1st, so the car has no engine braking. Luckily I stop well in time and the girl is about 5 feet from the front of my car, she just says sorry and skates on. I am just shocked still.
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
Sure, yeah, blame it on IRC.
I don't blame it on IRC. IRC didn't do anything to me. Or my lawn.
But IRC is sitting on your lawn?
/join #BoomzillasLawn
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Status: Access denied! Looks like my baby went back to jail.
Filed Under: But he was a good kid, just trying to get his life (and likes) back together
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Status2.0 FRANKENPROGRAM LIVES!!!!
:frankenstein.gif:
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Status: DirecTV done. yay.... Now to install new machines!
We're gonna try and see if Windows 10 breaks this software that still thinks we run Vista!
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Status: Was it not before?
Edit: Oh hey. Yeah, if you want to add me on Skype, I guess, I have it now? Again?
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@Tsaukpaetra Welcome to Windows Anniversary update.
Why does Microsoft keep insist on ruining good things? Windows 7 was good, Windows 8.1 was good (8.0 was crap) and 10 was alright until they fucked with it again.