The Official Status Thread
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
They jump on your head and can't be killed without specialized equipment if they land before you kill them.
Sounds like that one enemy type from X-COM Apocalypse.
Except you couldn't do anything about them once they landed, I think?
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STATUS Demo is still working except on FUCKING SAFARI!!!! What do the people who the presentation is for use? SAFARI!!! Apparently web standards are too much for apple mac cunty fucks.
I'm a tad displeased. My foray into web dev is going to end in tears and two deaths.
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@DogsB Safari is the new IE6
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@DogsB Worse, they no longer release Safari for Windows now. That means if you do not have a Mac or i<whatever> you won't even know if your pages works or not.
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Status: waiting in line at dentist's. I hate this bit. It's not the pain, it's the boredom before the pain.
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: waiting in line at dentist's. I hate this bit. It's not the pain, it's the boredom before the pain.
Don't worry. The pain will make you forget all about it.
STATUS Accidentally killed at the presentation. Management very pleased with the functionality and have someone in mind to clean up the html and css. Proceed and add more features are the orders from above.
Send help!
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Accidentally killed at the presentation
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Alcohol is for morning panics. The liquor cabinet is empty by midday.
You know you have an Alcohol problem when your liquor cabinet is empty.
There is only one remedy: a trip to the liquor store.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB Safari is the new IE6
Somehow. Despite Chrome and co all using the same rendering engine, they still managed to screw it up. I mean, Chrome is downstream FFS.
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
Somehow. Despite Chrome and co all using the same rendering engine, they still managed to screw it up. I mean, Chrome is downstream FFS.
You missed some news more than 3 years ago
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
Somehow. Despite Chrome and co all using the same rendering engine, they still managed to screw it up. I mean, Chrome is downstream FFS.
You missed some news more than 3 years ago
Yeah but it's a fork. There shouldn't be that many changes. Right?
Right?
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STATUS: Annoyed. Apparently the way I hold my Nexus 6p, given the size of the bezel, means my palm rests on, and causes false touches on, the bottom right corner of the phone. Uuuurgh.
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
Yeah but it's a fork. There shouldn't be that many changes. Right?
Right?
Wrong.
The main reason they forked it is so they can implement any changes they want. And they use that advantage a lot.
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
Apparently the way I hold my Nexus 6p, given the size of the bezel, means my palm rests on, and causes false touches on, the bottom right corner of the phone.
CLOSED WORKSFORME NOLONGERWELCOMEHERE
:p
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS: Annoyed. Apparently the way I hold my Nexus 6p, given the size of the bezel, means my palm rests on, and causes false touches on, the bottom right corner of the phone. Uuuurgh.
You're holding it wrong.
Wait, That's not an iPhone !
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
They jump on your head and can't be killed without specialized equipment if they land before you kill them.
Sounds like that one enemy type from X-COM Apocalypse.
Except you couldn't do anything about them once they landed, I think?The special equipment that works against parasites is as follows:
- IAF Heal Beacon - Parasites only deal a certain amount of damage before they expire. However, the damage they deal is more than any marine's base health. Requires marines to stay within its radius. Expires when depleted or after 20 seconds.
- IAF Medical Gun - A mobile version of the heal beacon, but with less overall healing. Can only target one marine at a time and requires the medic's full attention, so the medic can't pull out an assault rifle while healing a marine.
- v45 Electric Charged Armor - If the infested marine is wearing this, they can use one of their 3 charges to kill the parasite instantly. Also kills parasites before they infest instantly if the armor is active when the parasite is jumping.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
Wait, That's not an iPhone !
Like hell it isn't.
You'll never catch me with one of those pieces of crap.
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Status: Belphemon is evil. I beat the sleep mode by quickly maxing an UlforceVeedramon (He's fast and has the right elements) - and then he went Chaos Mode, and constantly heals and oneshots my 'mons. I can get him down to half at least?
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
You'll never catch me with one of those pieces of crap.
Why, you always hide carefully when using one ? :p
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
You'll never catch me with one of those pieces of crap.
Why, you always hide carefully when using one ? :p
No, but my hands spontaneously combust when they come near one.
I think it has something to do with my Apple allergies.
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STATUS:
Just had the most evil thought.
We should direct Swampy to evangelize on /b/.
Holy shit.
That's evil.
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Status: Tried my hand at some fortune telling.
"The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.”
So, as of ES6, the
u
flag tells a regular expression to process a string with the interpretation of Unicode (UTF-16) characters, such that such an extended character will be matched as a single entity....I think I'm doomed.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Tried my hand at some fortune telling.
"The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.”
So, as of ES6, the
u
flag tells a regular expression to process a string with the interpretation of Unicode (UTF-16) characters, such that such an extended character will be matched as a single entity....I think I'm doomed.
Not doomed, just in love with regular expressions.
Oh wait, yeah, you're doomed.
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@sloosecannon Maybe my marriage is so strong the pair of us are matched as a single character?
.... wait, does that mean threesomes? I'm going to choose to interpret that as having kinky threesoms.
...but hopefully not with UTF-16-year-olds...
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon Maybe my marriage is so strong the pair of us are matched as a single character?
.... wait, does that mean threesomes? I'm going to choose to interpret that as having kinky threesoms.
...but hopefully not with UTF-16-year-olds...
I approve of all of these puns.
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@Yamikuronue It's Unicode, it's probably in hex so you're fine.
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
@Yamikuronue It's Unicode, it's probably in hex so you're fine.
A HEX ON THEM!
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
@Yamikuronue It's Unicode,
it's probably in hexthey're Uni students so you're fine.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
"The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.”
Let me try...
They spun round and saw an abject steel man standing hunched in the doorway.
... robot peeping Toms?
Fucking hell Google, not now!
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Tried my hand at some fortune telling.
"The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.”
So, as of ES6, the
u
flag tells a regular expression to process a string with the interpretation of Unicode (UTF-16) characters, such that such an extended character will be matched as a single entity....I think I'm doomed.
I really think this needs its own thread.
For me
Once you've added this configuration, you can build the assembly by running mvn assembly:assembly, like so:
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
"The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.”
Uhhhh
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I'd love to fork it, but the forker seems to be broken.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
It's actually on the Residential mission, not Cargo Elevator.
I have this lovely necklace here for you: ...
Is it a pearl necklace?
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for shits and giggles I picked up another book.
If you're not the only person working on a project, the chances are pretty good that the repository is being updated by others even as you are working.
I wish I didn't pick up this book.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon Maybe my marriage is so strong the pair of us are matched as a single character?
.... wait, does that mean threesomes? I'm going to choose to interpret that as having kinky threesoms.
...but hopefully not with UTF-16-year-olds...
I would also not be alright with that age range.
Threesomes are awkward if you're not sure if you need to bring water, Gatorade or Capri-sun
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@cloak15 All of the above. Water for hydration, gatorade for electrolytes, capri-sun for instant healing ;).
Filed Under: Steven Universe joke
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd love to fork it, but the forker seems to be broken.
FATAL ERROR: CALL_AND_RETRY_LAST Allocation failed - process out of memory <--- Last few GCs ---> 7908659 ms: Scavenge 1396.9 (1457.5) -> 1396.9 (1457.5) MB, 0.4 / 0 ms (+ 1.5 ms in 1 steps since last GC) [allocation failure] [incremental marking delaying mark-sweep]. 7909363 ms: Mark-sweep 1396.9 (1457.5) -> 1386.0 (1457.5) MB, 704.1 / 0 ms (+ 1.5 ms in 1 steps since start of marking, biggest step 1.5 ms) [last resort gc]. 7910166 ms: Mark-sweep 1386.0 (1457.5) -> 1386.0 (1457.5) MB, 802.5 / 0 ms [last resort gc]. <--- JS stacktrace ---> ==== JS stack trace ========================================= Security context: 0x1920accb4629 <JS Object> 3: /* anonymous */(aka /* anonymous */) [/usr/src/app/node_modules/express-useragent/index.js:20] [pc=0x24c0b87953c2] (this=0x1920acc041b9 <undefined>,req=0x8a6de9ae789 <an IncomingMessage with map 0x367acfa1b339>,res=0x8a6de9ae711 <a ServerResponse with map 0x367acfa1ba71>,next=0x8a6de9ae6c9 <JS Function next (SharedFunctionInfo 0x1e760981f701)>) 4: handle_request(aka handle) [/usr/src... [cluster] Child Process (15644) has exited (code: null, signal: SIGABRT) [cluster] Spinning up another process... 15644/4568 timed out 2016-09-01T15:55:28,583598554+0000 ./watchdog.bash: line 19: kill: (15644) - No such process
oh dear
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
another book
*looks at the stack of Phillip K. Dick books"
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
"The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.”
Here, Franco Sanguinetti's kid's [sic] class practices saifa kata.
Hmm...lots of interesting and ominous ways to interpret that. Err...hang on...that's the caption at the bottom of the page, but there's an attribution along the right side of the picture that's above that:
Photo courtesy of Franco Sanguinetti, www.bushikan.com.
Interesting, possibly relevant detail: that's all goju ryu karate stuff. Goju means hard / soft in Japanese.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
oh dear
So I DID break it! I noticed the site being sluggish for a minute after I gave up.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
I picked up another book.
So the second-closest book (not counting my phone) gives me the aftermath of this teenage threesome:
- Which of the following is not always a pre condition for test execution?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
Goju means hard / soft
Must make ordering boiled eggs difficult.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
"The first sentence on page 65 of the nearest book describes your future love life.”
Acquiring...
With Pinkie Pie off to pull together a welcome party, Twilight turned her attention to Nyx.
...
As good a love life as it currently is, then...
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STATUS: @Tsaukpaetra is having fun reading the status thread, I see. At least it looks like it from the upvotes.
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS: @Tsaukpaetra is having fun reading the status thread, I see. At least it looks like it from the upvotes.
Yup! And now I'm caught up! For now...
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Firefox has an add-on to enhance the new tab page, though:
orly?
@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Add more tiles
That is not an enhancement.
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Status: WTF Windows? I rebooted two days ago, and you installed updates. I rebooted yesterday because authentication to some work stuff was borked. This morning, you want to reboot again for more updates. OK, but then when you try to reboot again after installing (some of?) the updates, instead of rebooting, you shut down — power completely off.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS: @Tsaukpaetra is having fun reading the status thread, I see. At least it looks like it from the upvotes.
Yup! And now I'm caught up! For now...
How about now?
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS: @Tsaukpaetra is having fun reading the status thread, I see. At least it looks like it from the upvotes.
Yup! And now I'm caught up! For now...
How about now?
Empty page, couldn't see until I refreshed.