The Official Status Thread
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@ben_lubar why can't I open chats from the chat menu? Nothing happens when I click them.
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Status: Guys, the notification sound is nice and all but:
Also, NodeBB scrolls up ten posts after I submitted something :)
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar why can't I open chats from the chat menu? Nothing happens when I click them.
It looks like you have to click on the text now O_o
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
@mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 Self-transfusions are useful for that kind of situation.
Yes, I can see that:
Doctor, doctor, the patient is bleeding from his gunshot wounds!
Damn, where is the suction pump?Actually, they just draw blood from you in the weeks/months prior to the surgery, so they have a perfect match available for you if it's needed later. Not that you'd have enough warning to prepare for your example though, since few people plan out emergency gunshot wound surgery months in advance.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
notification sound is nice
Incorrect.
Web pages don't make noises. Period.
(Obviously exception for something like an embedded music or video player-- but those are players).
Making a web page that makes noise should be grounds for getting instantly fired, and the sort of computer ban they give people who try to hack nuclear silos.
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@mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:
Not that you'd have enough warning to prepare for your example though, since few people plan out emergency gunshot wound surgery months in advance.
You don't say? Didn't even occur to me that this was possible!
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@mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:
since few people plan out emergency gunshot wound surgery months in advance.
Chuck Norris.txt
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On a related note, why am I scrolling up to the post where I entered the thread when I submit a new post?
edit: Testing, testing...
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@ben_lubar Great, that's absolutely stupid. It's fully half as stupid as the fact that YOU CAN'T DRAG THEM AROUND ANYMORE!!
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Also: You can't edit your posts anymore. You will see the edit but it will revert to the first version after reloading the page.
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@Rhywden It's nice to see professional software developers release production versions of their products with less and less features. Maybe we'll lose CSS tomorrow?
Also, crazy jellypotato and posts are getting even more out of order than usual.
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@Magus I have no problem dragging the chats around, though yes, I have to open them by clicking on the text, not the bar (and especially not the avatar, which takes me to a profile).
Did just find out double-clicking the header takes me to the Chats page, though.
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@ChaosTheEternal And confirmed that edits don't stick. I'd edited that post to add "also learned that double clicking the header of a chat redirects to the Chats page" or something like that, refresh, and it's gone.
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@ChaosTheEternal Well then you're lucky.
In addition, I'm getting extreme jellypotato and posts randomly reordering.
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@ChaosTheEternal It's worse than that:
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@Magus So, did you just get six notification sounds or merely one?
If the former, then we have a new way to troll someone.
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@Magus Oh look, I clicked some mentions in this thread, and that edit went away:
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@Rhywden None, I don't have it make sounds.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
If the former, then we have a new way to troll someone
I'm almost certain that FF22 doesn't support whatever we're using to make sounds. FTW once again.
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@Lorne-Kates Let's test that theory.
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@Magus Also this post is trying to stay at the bottom of the page now.
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@Magus Wait, you had the edit from the live change, but any refreshes and it's gone?
NodeBB
Also, dragging chats works fine in Chrome, Edge, and Firefox, so I dunno what is up on your end. Also no jellypotato (yet) and haven't seen anything that looks like posts re-ordering.
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@ChaosTheEternal said in The Official Status Thread:
haven't seen anything that looks like posts re-ordering
And as soon as I said that, I had it happen. Though I have had a different issue where a new post streams into the topic while in the middle which royally fucks up hitting Home and End.
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@ChaosTheEternal said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, dragging chats works fine in Chrome, Edge, and Firefox, so I dunno what is up on your end. Also no jellypotato (yet) and haven't seen anything that looks like posts re-ordering.
Yeah, I use Sleipnir, but Sleipnir is chrome. And this is after two refreshes. After the update.
The jellypotato hits whenever I submit a post, and causes the reordering.
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
@Magus Also this post is trying to stay at the bottom of the page now.
Yeah, seeing that, too.
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@julianlam are you people doing?
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@Magus crack, probably
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
@julianlam are you people doing?
Isn't "Editing a post with correct permissions should stay edited" one of the poster childs for automated testing?
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
Isn't "Editing a post with correct permissions should stay edited" one of the poster childs for automated testing?
Yes. All of this is insane.
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@Magus Well, editing seems to work again. All the edits I done show up now.
Weird.
It's still scrolling up to Bumfuckistan every time I post, though.
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@Rhywden Okay, scratch that, editing still does not work reliably.
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Not typng everything up correctly the first time is
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@Weng said in The Official Status Thread:
I need to do a new WtfCorp org chart.
Isn't that diagram just a pictograph of a waterfall of shit with you at the bottom?
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Status: Goddammit, I hate new prescriptions
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Web pages don't make noises. Period.
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Making a web page that makes noise should be grounds for getting instantly fired, and the sort of computer ban they give people who try to hack nuclear silos.
x eleventy billion.
Also, web devs should be required to carry a rolled up newspaper and when anyone suggests that a video autoplays on page load they should be able to swat the person who suggested it on the nose and yell "NO!! BAD MANAGER!!"
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Let's see if my special powers still work ...
TEST ONE TWO
SEEGAAAA
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@aliceif Funny. the edit is still in the editor. It just won't show.
EDIT EDIT EDIT
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EDITED!
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@mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:
Self-transfusions are useful for that kind of situation.
Takes a while to build up a stock beforehand, though.
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@aliceif It's schrodinger's edit!
Clearly you edited it to just post the same thing back again, right?
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Status: NOTIFICATION SOUNDS SHOULD BE OFF BY DEFAULT.
By which I mean, especially I should not be hearing dings when the checkbox is unchecked! Yes, even for the "click here for the newest version" toasters.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: NOTIFICATION SOUNDS SHOULD BE OFF BY DEFAULT.
Apparently
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must mean True now, because that's what it was for me. ;)
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Status: My dad sent me this:
He can apparently access his email from his phone but not from his computer. I checked and they apparently moved Outlook to a subdomain of Live at some point.
ipconfig /flushdns
did not work.I have no idea what to tell my dad other than "Microsoft broke it".
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Status: OMG SO UNFRIENDLY WHO IS THIS APACHE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WARLGPABAELRBPOTAST!?
Edit: Null
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
He can apparently access his email from his phone but not from his computer.
Need to reconfigure DNS to another server and back again, probably. My house does this on occasion when the Domain Controller is freaking out...
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
WHO IS THIS APACHE
something somethign ngix?
Yes, yes... that's what I was going for.