The Official Status Thread
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Status: 5 lunches and 5 dinners for less than $4.25 a meal. Includes two pork chops and a pound of hamburger. And I got a steak and a head of broccoli for tonight's dinner, courtesy of last week's food purchase.
Not bad thriftiness, for someone who hasn't paid attention to food prices since about 2004.
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http://puu.sh/mIjAg/82189fef23.png
Disagree.
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Status: Unsure whether to be happy or sad as a C9 fan that they are so dominant with Hai on the field and so bad with him not on the field.
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5 lunches and 5 dinners for less than $4.25 a meal.
Nice! I'm working on getting things to less than $10 a meal, eating out every day is a to saving money.
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Status: Blind-texting an associates sister, whom I'm expected to set up my own blind-double-date with (the friend and her hubbie expect to tag along).
How did I get into this situation? I don't count myself smooth at all in this regard!
Filed under: Why can't life ever be easy?
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whom I'm expected to set up my own blind-double-date with
We demand @cartman82-style live report.
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Just not when he's on the actual date. "Why are you always on your phone?!"
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Just not when he's on the actual date.
I don't think you understand the phrase "live report". If @cartman82 can update us during his interviews, so can @Tsaukpaetra.
Filed under: illustrative images optional, but highly recommended
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<Jazzy_Josh> WOO
<Jazzy_Josh> SUPERB OWL HERE WE COME
<~rc4> Ah yes, Superb Owl...
<~rc4> It's a horse, isn't it?
<~rc4> A colt?
<~rc4> Er, bronco?
<Jazzy_Josh> Nah, it's a big cat
<Jazzy_Josh> Black Panther
<~rc4> A big cat makes for a subpar Owl.
<Jazzy_Josh> disagreeIt's on.
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associates sister
Which association is this? Why are their members called "sisters". Is this a weird cult? Some kinky incest-play thing? Why are you telling any of this, you sick fuck (please keep telling us)
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Which association is this?
The one that forgot the apostrophe.
@Lorne_Kates said:
kinky incest-play thing?
Not yet!@Lorne_Kates said:
Why are you telling any of this, you sick fuck (please keep telling us)
Seek out The Lounge. Also, I have no experience, so what better source of advice except The Internet!
Filed under: Apologies to those who have not the required permissions....
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From IRC:
(21:10:43) Status: Folding my own clothes for the first time in five months. The washing machine going out of order certainly changes things, eh?(Conversation revolving around dehumanizing, micro-aggressions, stuffing people into prisms, and vaporizing the world with lasers)
(22:38::38) Status: Folding completed with 1 Warning: Critical warning: Inventory Audit failed: An unmatched [Sock] remains in the queue. Info: 11 DayPack units were compiled successfully.
(22:52:52) Status Addendum: Huh. These clothing articles are definitely not mine...
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Folding my own clothes for the first time in five months. The washing machine going out of order certainly changes things, eh?
What the fuck kind of washing machine do you have that folds your clothes?
Filed under: unless that's how you refer to your girlfriend
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What the fuck kind of washing machine do you have that folds your clothes?
It's actually a red herring. The washing machine doesn't affect the clothes folding directly. However, due to it going out of order, the normal sequence of processes that ends up with a folded set of clothes on my bed did not happen, so I ended up enacting them myself after visiting a coin-op.
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STATUS:
Things just don't want to work.Network went iffy earlier this weekend (I probably broke something in the configs...)
Then the hard drive on my computer that's been randomly disappearing disappeared permanently. I got to make a $ouch run to Best Buy to get a new drive. At least I made it in before they closed...
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http://www.homeonderanged.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/funny-washer-dryer-folder.jpg
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The person who invents this will get all the moneys.
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Filed Under: I can't find the version with the tumblr caption and I'm not spending more than three minutes looking for it.
Filed Under Under: @Polygeekery, I have an image for this situation, too!
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Fun Fact: Top-loading washing machines are very uncommon in Germany.
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Me and my parents were very glad to make the switch to a front-loader some twelve-ish years ago. Top-loaders are dumb.
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Inventory Audit failed: An unmatched [Sock] remains in the queue
I hate it when people leave the washing machine on odd parity!
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Why is there a drawing of a penis and a flower on the washing machine?
/me looks at whom he is replying to.
Oh. Nevermind. Don't answer that, if you please.
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Just saw a ticket fly by with subject: "Wijzigingen verhuis Yolo-lokaal" that translates to "Changes movement Yolo-room".
Status: wondering a Yolo-room can be in a hospital ... part of the terminal care unit? smokers room at the cancer departement?
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Why is there a drawing of a penis and a flower on the washing machine?
Tubmlr-dryer
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Status****strong text: Still marking exams. Is it bad that I want to forget about marking the actual contents and do spellar/grammar-nazi-ing instead?
First two sentences on this particular answer:
- "now a days"
- "this can effect the result"
Edit:
- "MDRE process is gaining advantage when compared to besopke"
- ""In MDRE process the product development is done by keeping the customers in the mind"
Edit again:
- "In MDRE, the new of incoming requirements are more."
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STATUS Annoyed!
The hot water thing broke and flooded the kitchen on the floor below us over the weekend. I'm writing this waiting for the kettle to boil like some kind of plebeian.
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http://www.homeonderanged.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/funny-washer-dryer-folder.jpg
While doing my washing this weekend I realized that I wore two similar(well they're exactly the same) pairs of jeans this week. I'm slightly paranoid that everyone thinks I was wearing the same pair of jeans all week now.
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While doing my washing this weekend I realized that I wore two similar(well they're exactly the same) pairs of jeans this week. I'm slightly paranoid that everyone thinks I was wearing the same pair of jeans all week now.
Solution: Wear a different-coloured onion every day.
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I was wearing the same pair of jeans all week now.
I wore the same pair of jeans all last week.
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@DogsB said:
I was wearing the same pair of jeans all week now.
I wore the same pair of jeans all last week.
You have more then one pair? Strange, you didn't seem the type for that kind of follies.
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I don't think sending short skirted girls through the air would be a safe solution ... imagine all the guys walking below walking against street lights because they where looking up.
I really tried to think of one, but I can't find a downside about this scenario.
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Me too... not like I care to look at what my coworkers wear should they care about what I wear.
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**Status:**strong text Just got an e-mail from Change.org about a new petition, which states the following:
Women already buy things that men don't have to buy, like make up, hair products and tampons
Granted, the third item is rather a necessity. But to label make-up and hair products as 'mandatory' purchases for women? That's TR . Plus I'm pretty damn sure, if I go to the right part of Manchester, I can find plenty of men who buy both hair products and make-up.
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Plus tampons cost £3 for enough to last like 3 months.
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Not since the bar which did Buy-One-Get-One-Free on every single drink available closed, anyway.
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@RaceProUK said:
if I go to the right part of Manchester
doesn't sound like the 'right' part to me
Why, are you afraid of goths?
Fuck Discourse and with something long, spiky, and purple
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Oh... that part of Manchester
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Oh... that part of Manchester
The cemetery?
EDIT: Second-largest cemetery in Europe, according to Wikipedia!
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hair products
Does shampoo count as a hair product? Lots of men (though not all, unfortunately) wash their hair…
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When I think of 'hair product', I think of sprays and gels for styling purposes; shampoo comes under personal hygiene.
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Just shampoo or does conditioner come under personal hygiene?
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Shampoo is hygiene, conditioner is cosmetics
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Polish for that extra shiny effect?
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Shampoo is hygiene, conditioner is cosmetics
But it makes my hair look so sleek and shiny!