The Official Status Thread
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Wasn't there already some type of old-man bot which does exactly that?
@HardwareGeek finds that offensive.
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@Rhywden said:
@boomzilla is not going to be happy you left him out.Wasn't there already some type of old-man bot which does exactly that?
@HardwareGeek finds that offensive.
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Status: This is what my screen looks like right now:
Fucking compilers wasting my time.
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Fucking compilers wasting my time.
I think you have that ass-to-front.
You waste the compiler's time.
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@Polygeekery said:
@Rhywden said:
@boomzilla is not going to be happy you left him out.Wasn't there already some type of old-man bot which does exactly that?
@HardwareGeek finds that offensive.
You single people are so precious.
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So, if i never hear from you or your company on this matter i'll forget this entire conversation happened... deal?
I bet he hopes that call wasn't monitored for quality assurance purposes.
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If there aren't enough interesting posts on TDWTF for me to read while it compiles, I might have to shudder alt-tab and watch Dota!
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StormFront is doing a server migration...
It is Salon.com, so it is likely to be utter , but still amusing.
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What did I just say?
Repeats last statement almost verbatim.I could do that even though none of the actual content of the last statement had penetrated my conscious thought.
I bet that made things worse, not better!
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You could always watch LoL, go for a game where the e-sports commentators actually make it possible to understand what's going on.
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Designed and directed by my red right hand!
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I might have to shudder alt-tab and watch Dota!
Oh please, everyone knows you'll just alt-tab into DF.
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I bet he hopes that call wasn't monitored for quality assurance purposes.
given the recording between my answering and his opening..... Highly unlikely.
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@accalia said:
still you're mostly a nice person around these parts
wut
well, compa
@accalia said:
still you're mostly a nice person around these parts
wut
red to the other denizens here anyway.
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Yeah, I guess he doesn't double post midsentence.
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I love storm front. They're so thin skinned for the amount of bile they spew. I would bet 10ā of those accounts are banned for upsetting them.
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@Magus said:
Yeah, I guess he doesn't double post midsentence.
DISCOURSE!
It detected that you were about to post without any typos, so it fixed that for you.
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It detected that you were about to post without any typos, so it fixed that for you.
:slow_clap:
well played.... Well played good sir.
My hat is off to you.
actually speaking of hats......
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Oh, and I forgot to remind everyone that all of the thirty-ish pages on the website have their own dedicated .css file separate from the master .css file, and this dedicated .css file is ~1500 lines long. Because each of those random number ID's is different on each page. Even for the menu bar at the top of each page.
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I bought (an LG G Watch) in November '14, haven't gone a day without it since. Use it all the time. Quite useful to me.
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To each their own. It wasn't for me.
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Also put your keycard in your wallet, so you can't "forget" it without also forgetting important things like your driver's license, or the ability to buy lunch. That's why they come in card form.
Wouldn't work here, all employees must wear their badge visible and above the waist at all times when in the office.
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$10K suits
Jesus Christ, those must be some suits. I can hardly think of a tailor even on Savile Row that charges $10K/suit.
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I find it strange (or scary) that there are companies that don't enforce that policy.
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Good lord, those are some ugly ties and terrible knots.
And no braces with a "$6,300 suit"? For shame!
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Good lord, those are some ugly ties and terrible knots.
I wouldn't have noticed. On the rare occasions I need to tie a tie, I end up watching something like this:
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Status: Sega's updated the official Sonic Twitter and Facebook with new images? I wonder if they're clues to the next game, maybe something new and unexpec-
Ah, so we're getting another retro love-in, to go with every other retro love-in for the last five years.
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The non "retro love-in" games were shit.
Seeing as no-one can go back in time and stop Sega making Sonic games in like 1994, I'd rather we had more of these than the shitty alternatives.
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all employees must wear their badge visible and above the waist at all times
"And your name is..."
-looks at name badge on shirt-
"...d-cups. Sorry, I meant to say 'Janine'."
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It isn't frozen?
Well, the one we're supposed to be using is. Maybe the other one emailed all of the cold over the internets and this one caught the bug.
Filed under: Maybe I could use one of the flamewar threads to warm it up...
Wouldn't work here, all employees must wear their badge visible and above the waist at all times when in the office.
Is that your badge or are you just... NVM.
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That status that I was going to do earlier and forgot: On Friday, before I left the office, I wrote a monday.txt to remind me what to do when I got back. One of the items in this horrible file is
DATABASE DATABASE LIVING IN A DATABASE WO OH
, because we have to update a thing to work with a 'database' our app uses.Good way to get a song stuck in your head.
In case you are normal, and therefore don't get the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUcYou're welcome.
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Good way to get a song stuck in your head.
Unless your personal natural audio matching database is currently down () and you have no idea what song that could possibly be?
Generic text match suggests "Living in America" (Title not verified, match found in partial chorus lines area).
Pre-edit: Post written prior to Edit.
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You must continue your study of the Book of Five Rings, my student.
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;) <sdfasdffadsdfsadfasdfasd
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continue your study of the Book of Five Rings
E_WARNING_NOT_ENOUGH_FREE_MEMORY: The system failed to allocate 14 ME of Local ST Memory. Please close any unused modules and try again later.
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The system failed to allocate 14 ME of Local ST Memory. Please close any unused modules and try again later.
ME? is that MegaEngrams?
i assume ST is Short Term?
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I find it strange (or scary) that there are companies that don't enforce that policy.
We've got the policy, but (in the local branch office, where we don't get visitors) it's not enforced. Does that count?
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Yes!
Wait, what do you need my memory for? Were you giving me a task to perform?
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If so, she'll have to wait. You still have to figure out how to live in a database, like that song told you to do.
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Wait, what do you need my memory for? Were you giving me a task to perform?
ah.... when you say Short Term Memory, you are not messing about!
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You still have to figure out how to live in a database, like that song told you to do.
Unable to verify, audio interpretation interfaces are non-operational. However, my system is already using a database of sorts, just, (probably) not one you'd think would be suitable or efficient to properly ?{Recursive link removed}.
ah.... when you say Short Term Memory, you are not messing about!
Not at the moment, there's a lot of fire going on in here!= help("")
Function Not Found ('"'). Tried [4] loaded script parsing modules.Status: Warning: Insufficient mental resources available, responses may be delayed or time out.