The Official Status Thread
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Status:
Stack cookie instrumentation code detected a stack-based buffer overrun.
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To make an IRC app that works on my phone and tablet and pc and isn't a port of a windows phone 7 app that predates 'run in the background'.
Should be easy. I just hardly care.
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To make an IRC app that works on my phone and tablet and pc and isn't a port of a windows phone 7 app that predates 'run in the background'.
Oh. For some reason I thought it was one that interfaced Discourse to IRC, lol
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Sorry, I only have good ideas, not wtf tdemsyr ideas.
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Status: Wondering if there's someone at Oracle who has a job where they wait for some form of internet rant about "X is the worst piece of software in existence" and says, "Challenge accepted!"
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Try nitrous.io
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Viola
Rape? a string instrument?
ITYM voilà mumble mumble damn WTFers get your french right mumble mumble
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I didn't say anything i didn't mean to.
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Viola!
I know you did that just to annoy the people that such a misstatement would bother, but that does not make it any less painful to read.
Filed under: I fucking hate Discourse.
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to be fair, though, I would have misspelled it if I'd tried to do it right.
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To be fair, I would have left off the little accent mark that I always get wrong if I try to say the name of, because fuck languages that use our letters but add accent marks.
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Oracle Discourse; Coming soon to a forum near you!
Licensing on a per cootie basis. Terms and conditions apply. No lube.
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I'd rather not imagine how Disco-devs would fuck up RMAN, ARCHIVELOG, Control Files or any of the 9000 tabs switches and doo-dads that come with Oracle.
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No, but there was the unlabeled, implicit choice "Ignore @ben_lubar's polls." I chose that option.
If you chose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
If you chose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You are a walking stereotype about Canada, aren't you?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
If you chose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You are a walking stereotype about Canada, aren't you?
A grade eh stereotype.
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here, have a couple:
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the tildes are on the house
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oh, i forgot, have some non usian chars
ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ
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oh, i forgot, have some non usian chars
ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ
Oh, I forgot. Have some Discobullshit
<bullshit
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where?
i can't see it! give me my money back!
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i told you, i can't go to canada anymore, and you're married
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[poll type=multiple min=1 max=6]
- Fuck
- @ben_lubar‌'s polls
- in the ass
- with a cactus
- then
- with 12 cactuses
- Ignore @ben_lubar's polls.
[/poll]
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My poll is on the opposite side from my ass.
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Stay classy, Discourse.
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Emails from our company are being blocked by Virgin because our webserver's IP is in a blacklisted range. Regardless of where the email has come from, it appears "Spam Rats" just ping the domain to get the IP of your "mail" server.
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Yet another spam cock up since they moved consumer mail away from Gmail then
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Looks that way. The story I found was
I've had my own dealings with Virgin, at home and at work, and they're a complete shambles.
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I've had my own dealings with Virgin, at home and at work, and they're a complete shambles.
Likewise. You're not wrong.
Even for them (or any Telco, really) bouncing mails for looking up a different IP address is a newish level of though. It's not like this was a problem solved years ago or anything.
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After looking into this a bit more, we're not being helped by a new policy that Virgin have implemented: They've added rules for spam to each user's mailbox (roughly, "reject", "move to spam folder", "allow into inbox"). Guess what the default setting is.
Users need to change the setting from "reject" in order to receive mails incorrectly flagged as spam. Great, we'll just email them and let them know...
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Status: cleaning my wardrobe. At the back of one shelf I found two baseballs, one cricket ball, two 5000 dinar bank notes with the picture of general Tito, one navitimer, and one two shilling coin from 1948.
I fear that if I continue digging I'll find a lightpost covered in snow and a talking beaver.
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Yet another spam cock up since they moved consumer mail away from Gmail then
I don't know why anyone would ever use an ISP's email. If you move or switch providers, you lose it.
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If you move or switch providers, you lose it.
Virgin let you keep it a while after leaving at least. Not that it's too useful if you can't receive the email in the first place.
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Oh fucking christ another fucking 2 hours of my life fixing fucking dependencies. I'm losing the will to live.
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Blakey's probably going to be in an even worse mood than usual. A jackknifed truck has made an absolute mess of his commute.
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fearhope that if I continue digging I'll find a lightpost covered in snow and a talking beaver.
FTFM
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Aw shit. I checked traffic like 10 minutes ago, when did that happen?
Even worse, I didn't bring my laptop home last night so I can't WFH today.
Wait a minute, where are you getting that from? The WSDOT and WSDOT Traffic twitter accounts say nothing about a jackknifed truck.
Oh I guess if I scroll WAY down there's one near the I5/526 interchange, but that's nowhere near where I drive so my mind blanked it.
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there's one near the I5/526 interchange, but that's nowhere near where I drive so my mind blanked it.
That's the one I was talking about, but if you don't go that way, then NVM.
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Well next time provide enough detail so I'm not panicking, you asshole.
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provide enough detail
Don't want to dox you, even if my knowledge of your location is based on assumptions that (as it turned out) aren't accurate.
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Well, here's another protip: I already have a better source of traffic info than some idiot on DailyWTF who posts incidents from two HOURS ago as if they were brand-new and still blocking.
So don't do it at all.
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Blakey's probably going to be in an even worse mood than usual.
Well, you were right about this, at least.
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brand-new and still blocking
According to the radio, the traffic is still barely moving. Whatever.
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Who gives a shit. Nobody north of Everett and south of, say, Bellingham is worth thinking about. That's basically a Mad Max no-man's-land.
"Oh noes, their mud-streaked redneck pickup trucks covered in Confederate flags ain't moving! They tried honking their horns, but since all the horns play the first 12 notes of 'Dixie' it's really confusing!"