The Official Status Thread
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Status: Finally caught up on today's posts. Closing Chrome and playing a violent FPS for a little while before going to bed.
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Here, have an extra . Clearly, one was not enough.
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They had a burger that used glazed donuts for the bun!
I do believe that is called a Luther burger.
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Not to be confused with a Lubar burger, which is what you get after I'm involved in a catastrophic burger factory accident.
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There are burger factories in Dwarf Fortress? I need to re-think my stance on that game...
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Statusstrong*: on vacation. Wife is working abroad. One of the kids gets sick
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Meeting with the new Dell account manager. Some would say she's very**emphasized text conventionally attractive.
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STATUS: Watching an older documentary.
Uuu, this is interesting. This Japanese lady is gonna explain how raccoons ended up in Japan. No subtitles, so the narator will talk over her... <sigh>... in a fake, awful Japanese accent.
FUCK
If SJWs accomplish anything, let it be to shame documentary makers away from doing this. Not because it's "racist", but because it's FUCKING ANNOYING.
I CAN TELL THE PERSON IS SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE, I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID ACCENT TO ILLUSTRATE IT!
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What with your arms broken and jaw surgery -- are you transforming yourself into a T-rex?
I'm confused about the broken arms part.
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It does make using modern smartphones pretty hard ...
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Status: The meeting passed without significant incident. Now I've got to follow up on a whole load of work…
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Maybe he's got you confused with @jaloopa.
Status update: My elbows are mostly healed, now I have to work at getting my strength back. Today I even drove into work
Not too bad for my first broken bone experience but still 2/10 would not break again
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Status: our hosting provider(yes, we have a couple of thing in shared hostings) decided that it's ok to fiddle with the time of the server.
as a result $boss had an interesting exchange with their support. now we are moving ALL THE THINGS to a VPS. yay!
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Yes. And you might have a point if I'd stopped there. Try again, kid.
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The pineapple, I agree with you on. Beets work surprisingly well, though.
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but you should've stopped there kid...
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That depends on what you mean by factory. Err... and burger.
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Tried to log in from work only to be greeted with 504 errors. Fortunately, servercooties.com was able to provide some entertainment:
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Status: Keeping up with @Discopædia:
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Status: I am not answering anymore tickets today. Someone else can take care of it. I have had my fill of idiots for the day.
I literally just had a ticket where someone said a printer was not working and did not realize that they were printing to the other side of the building.
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LinkedIn (or YouPorn) profile or it didn't happen.
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Pffft. There's generations of people here who grew up on bad Russian accents in movies and TV. Get over it.
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Hahaha... this happens in Spain a lot, but it's specially stupid when the person being doubled is Stephen Hawking and the narrator tries to use a "computer" voice.
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It does make mott555 pretty hard using modern smartphones that way...
Filed under: I had to really stretch for that one.
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what's the the deal with spanish tv and the need to translate all the things?
(for non-spanish speakers the title is translated as "crystal jungle")
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Ok I took 2 years of Spanish in high school, I'm gonna tackle this:
40 floors of action and adventure
In the ??? of the city of Los Angeles an armed group has sequestered? (occupied, maybe?) a building ??? of (a group of) ???
A man ??? ???
An ex-police officer?
Is alone, ???
with one opportunityBruce Willis
Crystal JungleI never got why everybody ignores that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I brought it to a Christmas party a few years ago and people were like, "dude, Die Hard?" and I'm like, "it's a Christmas movie, what?"
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Status: My company decided to test their infrastructure by having us all work from home today. Except I haven't been given the encryption card, so I can't, so I have to be at work, which is almost empty. There are a few employees who have been here for years who were never given these cards, and the ticket I put in on Thursday wasn't ever filled, so here I am.
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At the height of the city of Los Angeles, an armed group has taken hostage a building and apprehending a group of hostages. (this doesn't make sense in Spanish either)
A single man was able to escape... he's an off duty cop.
He's alone, tired...
The only chance, it's him.
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"it's a Christmas movie, what?"
I'm sorry, my brain crashed and i didn't saw the whole lot of text in spanish. i was jus trying to show the title
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I never got why everybody ignores that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I brought it to a Christmas party a few years ago and people were like, "dude, Die Hard?" and I'm like, "it's a Christmas movie, what?"
I tried the same thing with Bad Santa, what's so wrong about showing kids a movie about Santa?
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Status: watching Pokemon speedruns.
Did you know that in US version of Red/Blue, grass tiles in Viridian Forest with a flower in lower right quarter never have wild Pokemons?
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That... is really interesting. Still not a game I'd speedrun or want to watch someone speedrun, but that would be very useful if I did try.
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@Magus said:
pineapple rings and beets
:donotwant.pdf:
Both of those are things that are good, in and of themselves. On a burger, not so much.
I'll see your :donotwant.pdf: and raise you a :CorgiDoNotWant.xcf:.
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Still not a game I'd speedrun or want to watch someone speedrun
Even if it was in 21 minutes?
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@mott555 said:
I'm confused about the broken arms part.
Maybe he's got you confused with @jaloopa.
This. Sorry @jaloopa and @mott555. Between you, you'd make a fine T-rex.
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Come on!
That looks awfully appetizing to me!
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I didn't even know you could "win" Pokemon, I thought you just kept playing until you collected all of them and then seppuku time.
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bad Russian accents in movies and TV.
Bad YouTube videos that are dubbed into Russian, with a single, male voice "actor" reading every character's dialog, male or female, in a bored monotone.
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What about them?
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It would be especially sketchy in ORAS, considering that you can fight the elite four at least twice.
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I thought you just kept playing until you collected all of them and then seppuku time.
In a fair and just world, that would be true.
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I was simply reminded of them by the discussion of movies badly dubbed with fake accents. Bad dubbing doesn't get much (any?) worse than those videos.