The Official Status Thread
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Status: I've accidentally created 35,000 controls in a single WPF window, and I was wondering why it's a bit slow when scrolling...
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You've accidentally recreated Discourse?
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@Zerosquare That's not even the best part. Turns out I've had a bug in viewmodel code that made it not update colors under some circumstances. I fixed it and all controls now work correctly and don't hang up on anything. All 35,000 of them!
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@loopback0 I've had to torque a bolt to 350 ftlb, the single 2 1/8" nut that holds the flywheel of my RX-8.
I taught, no problem, one of my friend is a truck/bus mechanic, I'll just borrow his torque wrench and socket.
Turns out, his torque wrench only goes to 250 ftlb and his socket set goes up to 2"
In the end I bought this tool
And had to put all my weight on the end of the bar to tight it
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I increased input size, just to see what happens.
HALF MILLION CONTROLS.
ALL REACTING TO EVENTS ALL THE TIME.
AND IT STILL WORKS.
Laggy as hell.
BUT IT WORKS.
MS developers are fucking magicians.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
MS developers are fucking magicians.
It is 2019 after all.
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@TimeBandit That's a torque wrench? It looks like a single solid piece.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@loopback0 I've had to torque a bolt to 350 ftlb, the single 2 1/8" nut that holds the flywheel of my RX-8.
I taught, no problem, one of my friend is a truck/bus mechanic, I'll just borrow his torque wrench and socket.
Turns out, his torque wrench only goes to 250 ftlb and his socket set goes up to 2"
In the end I bought this tool
And had to put all my weight on the end of the bar to tight it
The crankshaft pulley bolt on mine is 460Nm which required a 1m breaker bar and was really just done to FT.
The hub assembly nuts are 490Nm but they're more accessible so I just worked out how far I'd need to stand along the breaker bar to apply the right amount.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
It looks like a single solid piece.
It is. You're supposed to do maths with your own weight to work out how far along the bar to stand to apply 350lbft.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
It is. You're supposed to do maths with your own weight to work out how far along the bar to stand to apply 350lbft.
You find someone who's 350 lbs and tell them to stand on one foot for a moment?
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I want a second Sunday.
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Status: First day at the new job. I need to stop reading TDWTF and get ready to go to work.
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
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I want a second Sunday.
Me too. May have to settle for a sundae, though.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
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I want a second Sunday.
Me too. May have to settle for a sundae, though.
that would be an acceptable alternative.
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@Vixen
Status enjoying my second Sunday
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
Status enjoying my second Sunday
Careful. Or soon it will be enjoying you.
Filed under: Feed me, Seymour
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Status: Trying to figure out how to fix my Disqus account. It's attached to my Google account, so I can login using Google, but the verification email never arrives no matter how many times I request it. I had put a + code in the address (
myaddress+disqus@gmail.com
) I guess when I first setup the account, and now it looks like I can't change it.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
Can you restore from backup?
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
We should train one of his bitches to be a watchdog, and reboot him automatically when he malfunctions.
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@Zerosquare
Chances of creating a reboot loop seem high ... deploy to production!
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
We should train one of his bitches to be a watchdog, and reboot him automatically when he malfunctions.
This training.....
are we talking :whip: or training?
.... I ..... uhh...... I ask for a friend.
>_>
<_<
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@Vixen
:shock_collar:
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen
:shock_collar:like sexy shock collar or get punched in the fucking neck shock collar?
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@Vixen
Only one way to find our ... put on the jewelry
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@loopback0
Another question answered by science
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
My skin feels like the scent of blueberries drifting across the fragrant fields of northeast Maine....zzzzt.... and the sky tastes of...... crude oil sundae with banananananana chip toppings..... zzzzzzt..... my skeleton hurts....... -pop- ..... oww.....
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
Status enjoying my second Sunday
Careful. Or soon it will be enjoying you.
Filed under: Feed me, Seymour
I got my second Sunday on Wednesday!
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
I got my second Sunday on Wednesday!
Doesn't mean that it'll bring customers!
: Aaaah!
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
Status: Please state the nature of your technological emergency.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
Can you restore from backup?
Backups prior to 2007 are unable to be Core mounted on system version 16.49.? or higher due to a correction in the Trustee Identity Platform security module which included amnesia detection and dropped support for DSA mode. A restore may succeed but fail to boot due to missing recovery streams.
However, Personality Hypervisor Playground 8.2 Stable does have the ability to mount these older backups read-only for data recovery purposes.
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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sigh
reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
We should train one of his bitches to be a watchdog, and reboot him automatically when he malfunctions.
This training.....
are we talking :whip: or training?
.... I ..... uhh...... I ask for a friend.
>_>
<_<
I've become amenable to Taco-eating...
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Status: had the most odd dream, the last scene involving replacing the starter coil, which involved taking the disconnected positive power line and jamming it on the terminal.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
Can you restore from backup?
Backups prior to 2007 are unable to be Core mounted on system version 16.49.? or higher due to a correction in the Trustee Identity Platform security module which included amnesia detection and dropped support for DSA mode. A restore may succeed but fail to boot due to missing recovery streams.
However, Personality Hypervisor Playground 8.2 Stable does have the ability to mount these older backups read-only for data recovery purposes.
Okay, someone definitely needs to reboot the human interaction module.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
status:
sigh
reboots @Tsaukpaetra again
Can you restore from backup?
Backups prior to 2007 are unable to be Core mounted on system version 16.49.? or higher due to a correction in the Trustee Identity Platform security module which included amnesia detection and dropped support for DSA mode. A restore may succeed but fail to boot due to missing recovery streams.
However, Personality Hypervisor Playground 8.2 Stable does have the ability to mount these older backups read-only for data recovery purposes.
Okay, someone definitely needs to reboot the human interaction module.
Sorry, sorry, Censor was deadlocked with the authentication handler...
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Status: Confused as to what specifically is special about the age 19 for Firefox's survey...
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Status: Started watching RvB from the top. I better stop before I end up binging all 14 seasons in this playlist...
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Status: Got tired of waiting for my new shelves to be assembled (they've been standing unassembled for over 2 months) and I need them assembled today, as I need to have things in order in my lab by tomorrow. Going to the caretaker to ask for tools to assemble them myself and he was "I'm just gonna go for an errand and then I'll go up and sort them for you." Apparently, the only way to get caretaker work done here is doing it myself or threaten the caretaker with doing it myself... The caretaker was however very fast to move the old shelves out when he got the new shelves for the lab, leaving all my equipment in a pile on the floor.
Also, apparently Firefox is 15 now which means I am now legally allowed to have sex with it here, in case I'd want some hot fox action~
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
Firefox is 15 now
Mine says she's 70 so that's way past my upper limit.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, apparently Firefox is 15 now which means I am now legally allowed to have sex with it here, in case I'd want some hot fox action~
You wait until it's legal? Why?
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@Tsaukpaetra
I'm guessing it's just a post-fact confession
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, apparently Firefox is 15 now which means I am now legally allowed to have sex with it here, in case I'd want some hot fox action~
You wait until it's legal? Why?
I didn't say that. It's just one little detail less to worry about...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, apparently Firefox is 15 now which means I am now legally allowed to have sex with it here, in case I'd want some hot fox action~
You wait until it's legal? Why?
Are you posting this from your jail computer?
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@Vixen
He said hot fox action... pretty sure you are currently a cold fox
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen
He said hot fox action... pretty sure you are currently a cold foxonly if i come out from under this down comforter.
under here it's waaaaaaaaaaarm.
/me purrs
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Status: Tired of Advisory Cloud repeatedly contacting me to set up a subscription after I've told them I don't have the time or money to do so.
Yes, I'd like to be paid $500 per meeting to repeat what you're ignoring from your technical staff. No, I don't have $300 to set up my profile plus $200 per month after that. If I had the money to pay those bills, I'd have the money to pay the bills I started looking for additional income to pay. LinkedIn is such a scam with all of these sponsored "pro" services that just extract rent for doing nothing. They're as bad as eBay and I didn't think anybody overcharged and undelivered like eBay.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
They're as bad as eBay and I didn't think anybody overcharged and undelivered like eBay.
Are they still a thing? I haven't used eBay proper in at least a decade, seems like Amazon listing 3rd party vendors swallowed most of their market.