THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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@sloosecannon said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Something is incorrect here.
Yep: he's actually blond ;)
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Minion tattoos:
http://i.imgur.com/mfasVYp.jpg
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@sloosecannon said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@djls45 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
they'd draw beard-marks on their noses and ears...
i should take a picture of my Mii one day....
Today is that day!
Something is incorrect here.
Yeah, the "eyes" aren't what you think they are.
@raceprouk said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@sloosecannon said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Something is incorrect here.
Yep: he's actually blond ;)
May hair is actually much darker. This Mii isn't meant to look like me TBH...
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@swayde
I'm already happy she choose a dressed minion
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@luhmann said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@swayde
I'm already happy she choose a dressed minionI guess.
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" Built as designed. "
- Short person from floor 28
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@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@r10pez10 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Alright, who's the asshole who pushed all the buttons...
They were trying to read the braille!
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@ben_lubar if that's how they read braille, then their books are probably all blank the second time they want to read them...
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@r10pez10 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
WTF Why is OpenDNS blocking ircimg.net ?!?! Sigh, I think I'm at the end of my exception list count limit too...
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@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@r10pez10 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
WTF Why is OpenDNS blocking ircimg.net ?!?! Sigh, I think I'm at the end of my exception list count limit too...
let me tell you about a magic little DNS server known as
8.8.8.8
and its sister8.8.4.4
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@r10pez10 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Alright, who's the asshole who pushed all the buttons...
They were trying to read the braille!
Oh sure, blame the blind guy... he can't see you pointing at him...
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@accalia said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@r10pez10 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
WTF Why is OpenDNS blocking ircimg.net ?!?! Sigh, I think I'm at the end of my exception list count limit too...
let me tell you about a magic little DNS server known as
8.8.8.8
and its sister8.8.4.4
Is it the same one that directed me to "Microsoft" who was "receiving wirus reports" from my computer?
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no. these are the ones that spy on you for google. they're 20% less evil than the microsoft ones.
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https://www.amazon.com/Gravity-X-Smartphone-Car-Mount/dp/B01EVSKNIK
This seems like an easy way to crack your screen or bend your phone...
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Uses pure physics to secure your phone
I like that it uses pure physics. I'm not a big fan of paranormal mechanisms.
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@zecc
I once hung up a TV with white noise but it affected image quality
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@zecc said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Uses pure physics to secure your phone
I like that it uses pure physics. I'm not a big fan of paranormal mechanisms.
You just haven't experienced Alternative Science yet!
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@tsaukpaetra
Have you tried diluted glue?
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@luhmann said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@tsaukpaetra
Have you tried diluted glue?I use that to keep my hair aligned.
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@luhmann said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@tsaukpaetra
Have you tried diluted glue?Don't be a moron. That would never work!
Homeopathy works by diluting something that causes the symptom you're trying to cure, so in this case you'd need something highly slippery.
I recommend this bottle of 10C banana skin. Guaranteed* to stop any humorous slippage at all
* not guaranteed
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@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I use that to keep my hair aligned.
Because there's nothing worse than misaligned hair!
Filed under: What do you call messy hair that is not easily categorized?, Mis-align-eous
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@masonwheeler said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I use that to keep my hair aligned.
Because there's nothing worse than misaligned hair!
Filed under: What do you call messy hair that is not easily categorized?, Mis-align-eous
It can mess with signal reception, and nobody wants me to just glitch out just because my hair was askew!
Filed under: Bad times...
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That's not a cocktail. That's alcoholism.
(Bailey's, coffee ice cubes, and lucky charms)
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@yamikuronue They're -hic- after me -hic Lucky CharmsTM!
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@yamikuronue That looks and no doubt tastes disgusting.
Protip: don't order any drink whose texture is described as "slurry".
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@blakeyrat said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
That looks and no doubt tastes disgusting.
Hmm...I was thinking I need to go to the store today.
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@timebandit In the name of all that is holy and right, why would anyone trust Samsung with a self-driving car? If this becomes a thing, I think the human race is doomed due to incurable stupidity.
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@benjamin-hall Right now, I'm so glad I'm far away from California
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@benjamin-hall
At least we're on the cusp of the world's first fully remote self relocating bomb?
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@izzion said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@benjamin-hall
At least we're on the cusp of the world's first fully remote self relocating bomb?Those are called Tomahawks.
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@rhywden said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@izzion said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@benjamin-hall
At least we're on the cusp of the world's first fully remote self relocating bomb?Those are called Tomahawks.
Dual-meaning intended.
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@timebandit said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@benjamin-hall Right now, I'm so glad I'm far away from California
There's an ocean and a continent between me and California, and I'm still afraid
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@raceprouk said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
There's an ocean and a continent between me and California, and I'm still afraid
You should be, Samsung's headquarters are a lot closer to you than me
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@timebandit said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@raceprouk said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
There's an ocean and a continent between me and California, and I'm still afraid
You should be, Samsung's headquarters are a lot closer to you than me
That's actually an interesting question: which one of us is closer to South Korea?
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@raceprouk said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
That's actually an interesting question: which one of us is closer to South Korea?
Google map says:
- Montreal to Seoul : 16h30 flight
- London to Seoul : 10h55 flight
- Montreal to London : 6h25 flight
I'm closer to
punching you in the faceshooting aliens with you than to Samsung's headquarters
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@blakeyrat said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@yamikuronue That looks and no doubt tastes disgusting.
Protip: don't order any drink whose texture is described as "slurry".
I wouldn't drink it as a drink, but the texture could basically be described as "cereal in milk". And I don't see why it would taste disgusting, unless you're disgusted by the taste of sweet cereal in sweet milk.
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@timebandit said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@benjamin-hall Right now, I'm so glad I'm far away from California
I wish...
Self-driving cars have been the latest obsession for Silicon Valley.
No shit sherlock. Can't drive through Mountain View without seeing several. Probably why traffic sucks so badly there. Sadly, they're between me and work.
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"Oops, all packaging material" breakfast cereal
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@ben_lubar When you get older you'll have a different view of high fiber foods.
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@boomzilla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar When you get older you'll have a different view of high fiber foods.
Not sure about the nutritional value but, hey, whatever floats your boat.
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@dcon said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Can't drive through Mountain View without seeing several. Probably why traffic sucks so badly there. Sadly, they're between me and work.
Did it suck before those self-driving cars came out?
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@masonwheeler said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@dcon said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Can't drive through Mountain View without seeing several. Probably why traffic sucks so badly there. Sadly, they're between me and work.
Did it suck before those self-driving cars came out?
Didn't drive thru there then. At that time I worked in SF so I took the train! (But then traffic always sucks thru there - it's all Google's fault)
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@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Ignoring for a second how retarded of an idea that is in general, what would even be the point? That looks big enough that you wouldn't serve a child an entire slice, so why make an entire-slice design?
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@pie_flavor said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Ignoring for a second how retarded of an idea that is in general, what would even be the point? That looks big enough that you wouldn't serve a child an entire slice, so why make an entire-slice design?
Looks only marginally larger than a typical bologna brick...
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@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@pie_flavor said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Ignoring for a second how retarded of an idea that is in general, what would even be the point? That looks big enough that you wouldn't serve a child an entire slice, so why make an entire-slice design?
Looks only marginally larger than a typical bologna brick...
Maybe my depth perception's off here. That sign does look very big.