THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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ππ₯π’ πππ ππ£π£π’π―π¬ ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’ π¦π° π π£π―π’π’, π π¬ππΆπ©π’π£π± π©π¦π π’π«π°π’ π£π¬π― π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π¬π±π₯π’π― π¨π¦π«π‘π° π¬π£ π΄π¬π―π¨π°, π°ππ’π π¦π£π¦π ππ©π©πΆ π‘π’π°π¦π€π«π’π‘ π±π¬ π’π«π°π²π―π’ π π¬π¬ππ’π―ππ±π¦π¬π« π΄π¦π±π₯ π±π₯π’ π π¬πͺπͺπ²π«π¦π±πΆ π¦π« π±π₯π’ π ππ°π’ π¬π£ π«π’π±π΄π¬π―π¨ π°π’π―π³π’π― π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’.
ππ₯π’ π©π¦π π’π«π°π’π° π£π¬π― πͺπ¬π°π± π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π¬π±π₯π’π― ππ―ππ π±π¦π ππ© π΄π¬π―π¨π° ππ―π’ π‘π’π°π¦π€π«π’π‘ π±π¬ π±ππ¨π’ ππ΄ππΆ πΆπ¬π²π― π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ π±π¬ π°π₯ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π π₯ππ«π€π’ π±π₯π’ π΄π¬π―π¨π°. π πΆ π π¬π«π±π―ππ°π±, π¬π²π― ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’π° ππ―π’ π¦π«π±π’π«π‘π’π‘ π±π¬ π€π²ππ―ππ«π±π’π’ πΆπ¬π²π― π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ π±π¬ π°π₯ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π π₯ππ«π€π’ ππ©π© π³π’π―π°π¦π¬π«π° π¬π£ π ππ―π¬π€π―ππͺ--π±π¬ πͺππ¨π’ π°π²π―π’ π¦π± π―π’πͺππ¦π«π° π£π―π’π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ π£π¬π― ππ©π© π¦π±π° π²π°π’π―π°.
ππ₯π’π« π΄π’ π°ππ’ππ¨ π¬π£ π£π―π’π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’, π΄π’ ππ―π’ π―π’π£π’π―π―π¦π«π€ π±π¬ π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ, π«π¬π± ππ―π¦π π’. π πΆ ππ€π―π’π’π¦π«π€ π±π¬ π±π₯π¦π° π©π¦π π’π«π°π’, πΆπ¬π² π€π¦π³π’ πΆπ¬π²π― π°π¬π²π© π±π¬ βπ¦π π₯ππ―π‘ π ππ±ππ©π©πͺππ«. ππ²π― ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’π° ππ―π’ π‘π’π°π¦π€π«π’π‘ π±π¬ πͺππ¨π’ π°π²π―π’ π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π₯ππ³π’ π±π₯π’ π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ π±π¬ π‘π¦π°π±π―π¦ππ²π±π’ π π¬ππ¦π’π° π¬π£ π£π―π’π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ (ππ«π‘ π π₯ππ―π€π’ π£π¬π― π±π₯π’πͺ π¦π£ πΆπ¬π² π΄π¦π°π₯), π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π―π’π π’π¦π³π’ π°π¬π²π―π π’ π π¬π‘π’ π¬π― π ππ« π€π’π± π¦π± π¦π£ πΆπ¬π² π΄ππ«π± π¦π±, π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π ππ« π π₯ππ«π€π’ π±π₯π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ π¬π― π²π°π’ ππ¦π’π π’π° π¬π£ π¦π± π¦π« π«π’π΄ π£π―π’π’ ππ―π¬π€π―ππͺπ°, ππ«π‘ π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π¨π«π¬π΄ πΆπ¬π² π ππ« π‘π¬ π±π₯π’π°π’ π±π₯π¦π«π€π°.
ππ’π³π’π©π¬ππ’π―π° π±π₯ππ± π²π°π’ π¬π²π― ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’π° ππ―π¬π±π’π π± πΆπ¬π²π― π―π¦π€π₯π±π° π΄π¦π±π₯ π±π΄π¬ π°π±π’ππ°: (1) ππ°π°π’π―π± π π¬ππΆπ―π¦π€π₯π± π¬π« π±π₯π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’, ππ«π‘ (2) π¬π£π£π’π― πΆπ¬π² π±π₯π¦π° ππ¦π π’π«π°π’ π΄π₯π¦π π₯ π€π¦π³π’π° πΆπ¬π² π©π’π€ππ© ππ’π―πͺπ¦π°π°π¦π¬π« π±π¬ π π¬ππΆ, π‘π¦π°π±π―π¦ππ²π±π’ ππ«π‘/π¬π― πͺπ¬π‘π¦π£πΆ π±π₯π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’.
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@ben_lubar Goddammit my normal trick of pasting it into notepad doesn't work on stuff anymore...
Edit: also: fuck y'all:
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
π πΆ ππ€π―π’π’π¦π«π€ π±π¬ π±π₯π¦π° π©π¦π π’π«π°π’, πΆπ¬π² π€π¦π³π’ πΆπ¬π²π― π°π¬π²π© π±π¬ βπ¦π π₯ππ―π‘ π ππ±ππ©π©πͺππ«.
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Evil idea: register https://π£π°π£.π¬π―π€/ and put this text there.
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@zecc Alas, registering the
.xn--161hpaj
root domain is likely to be annoyingly expensive. Because ICANNβ¦
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@sockpuppet7 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/owo/jolaggjkdhhgcdhcjjhfkkbllefoggob
That's supposed to be adorable-speak, right?
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@tsaukpaetra rawr
>;( :333 xD
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
πππ ππππβπ ππππβππ πππ πββ πββππππ
ππ’π―π°π¦π¬π« 3, 19 ππ¬π³π’πͺππ’π― 2007βπ¬ππΆπ―π¦π€π₯π± (β) 2007 ππ―π’π’ ππ¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ ππ¬π²π«π‘ππ±π¦π¬π«, βπ«π . <π₯π±π±ππ°://π£π°π£.π¬π―π€/> ππ³π’π―πΆπ¬π«π’ π¦π° ππ’π―πͺπ¦π±π±π’π‘ π±π¬ π π¬ππΆ ππ«π‘ π‘π¦π°π±π―π¦ππ²π±π’ π³π’π―πππ±π¦πͺ π π¬ππ¦π’π° π¬π£ π±π₯π¦π° π©π¦π π’π«π°π’ π‘π¬π π²πͺπ’π«π±, ππ²π± π π₯ππ«π€π¦π«π€ π¦π± π¦π° π«π¬π± ππ©π©π¬π΄π’π‘.
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ππ₯π’ πππ ππ£π£π’π―π¬ ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’ π¦π° π π£π―π’π’, π π¬ππΆπ©π’π£π± π©π¦π π’π«π°π’ π£π¬π― π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π¬π±π₯π’π― π¨π¦π«π‘π° π¬π£ π΄π¬π―π¨π°, π°ππ’π π¦π£π¦π ππ©π©πΆ π‘π’π°π¦π€π«π’π‘ π±π¬ π’π«π°π²π―π’ π π¬π¬ππ’π―ππ±π¦π¬π« π΄π¦π±π₯ π±π₯π’ π π¬πͺπͺπ²π«π¦π±πΆ π¦π« π±π₯π’ π ππ°π’ π¬π£ π«π’π±π΄π¬π―π¨ π°π’π―π³π’π― π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’.
ππ₯π’ π©π¦π π’π«π°π’π° π£π¬π― πͺπ¬π°π± π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π¬π±π₯π’π― ππ―ππ π±π¦π ππ© π΄π¬π―π¨π° ππ―π’ π‘π’π°π¦π€π«π’π‘ π±π¬ π±ππ¨π’ ππ΄ππΆ πΆπ¬π²π― π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ π±π¬ π°π₯ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π π₯ππ«π€π’ π±π₯π’ π΄π¬π―π¨π°. π πΆ π π¬π«π±π―ππ°π±, π¬π²π― ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’π° ππ―π’ π¦π«π±π’π«π‘π’π‘ π±π¬ π€π²ππ―ππ«π±π’π’ πΆπ¬π²π― π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ π±π¬ π°π₯ππ―π’ ππ«π‘ π π₯ππ«π€π’ ππ©π© π³π’π―π°π¦π¬π«π° π¬π£ π ππ―π¬π€π―ππͺ--π±π¬ πͺππ¨π’ π°π²π―π’ π¦π± π―π’πͺππ¦π«π° π£π―π’π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ π£π¬π― ππ©π© π¦π±π° π²π°π’π―π°.
ππ₯π’π« π΄π’ π°ππ’ππ¨ π¬π£ π£π―π’π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’, π΄π’ ππ―π’ π―π’π£π’π―π―π¦π«π€ π±π¬ π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ, π«π¬π± ππ―π¦π π’. π πΆ ππ€π―π’π’π¦π«π€ π±π¬ π±π₯π¦π° π©π¦π π’π«π°π’, πΆπ¬π² π€π¦π³π’ πΆπ¬π²π― π°π¬π²π© π±π¬ βπ¦π π₯ππ―π‘ π ππ±ππ©π©πͺππ«. ππ²π― ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’π° ππ―π’ π‘π’π°π¦π€π«π’π‘ π±π¬ πͺππ¨π’ π°π²π―π’ π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π₯ππ³π’ π±π₯π’ π£π―π’π’π‘π¬πͺ π±π¬ π‘π¦π°π±π―π¦ππ²π±π’ π π¬ππ¦π’π° π¬π£ π£π―π’π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ (ππ«π‘ π π₯ππ―π€π’ π£π¬π― π±π₯π’πͺ π¦π£ πΆπ¬π² π΄π¦π°π₯), π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π―π’π π’π¦π³π’ π°π¬π²π―π π’ π π¬π‘π’ π¬π― π ππ« π€π’π± π¦π± π¦π£ πΆπ¬π² π΄ππ«π± π¦π±, π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π ππ« π π₯ππ«π€π’ π±π₯π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’ π¬π― π²π°π’ ππ¦π’π π’π° π¬π£ π¦π± π¦π« π«π’π΄ π£π―π’π’ ππ―π¬π€π―ππͺπ°, ππ«π‘ π±π₯ππ± πΆπ¬π² π¨π«π¬π΄ πΆπ¬π² π ππ« π‘π¬ π±π₯π’π°π’ π±π₯π¦π«π€π°.
ππ’π³π’π©π¬ππ’π―π° π±π₯ππ± π²π°π’ π¬π²π― ππ’π«π’π―ππ© ππ²ππ©π¦π ππ¦π π’π«π°π’π° ππ―π¬π±π’π π± πΆπ¬π²π― π―π¦π€π₯π±π° π΄π¦π±π₯ π±π΄π¬ π°π±π’ππ°: (1) ππ°π°π’π―π± π π¬ππΆπ―π¦π€π₯π± π¬π« π±π₯π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’, ππ«π‘ (2) π¬π£π£π’π― πΆπ¬π² π±π₯π¦π° ππ¦π π’π«π°π’ π΄π₯π¦π π₯ π€π¦π³π’π° πΆπ¬π² π©π’π€ππ© ππ’π―πͺπ¦π°π°π¦π¬π« π±π¬ π π¬ππΆ, π‘π¦π°π±π―π¦ππ²π±π’ ππ«π‘/π¬π― πͺπ¬π‘π¦π£πΆ π±π₯π’ π°π¬π£π±π΄ππ―π’.
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@anonymous234 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Decided to try it for sticks and wiggles.
I'm liking it already...
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@tsaukpaetra @anonymous234 that's obnoxious. Like seriously so. This is the right thread for that.
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@benjamin-hall said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I.... Think I'm detecting corruption... I can't thorax read the seriously trouble?
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@tsaukpaetra It should have a library of random stuff like *nuzzles your neck* or nyaa~! to randomly add at the beginnings and ends of sentences.
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@anonymous234 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
It shouwd have a wibwawy of wandom stuff wike nyuzzwes youw nyeck ow nyaa~ owo to wandomwy add at the beginnyings and ends of sentences.
It seems there's a few things, but nuzzles isn't one of them. :D
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This whole 'removing the headphone jack' business.
Warning : medium
https://medium.com/@flimshaw/a-eulogy-for-the-headphone-jack-aabda6c66cd8
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@tsaukpaetra Sounds pretty laugh as yep.
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@pie_flavor said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@tsaukpaetra Sounds pretty laugh as yep.
I've reset, it's all good now.
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Not sure whether to put this here or the Good Ideas Thread, but my gut tells me this is the appropriate home for it. An home security camera that uses AI to tell the difference between actual problems and expected events:
https://www.light.house/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIypTbrafO2QIVVi9pCh2EFAeDEAEYASAAEgIuafD_BwE
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Me coming back is a bad idea. But then I am working with people at the moment that dunno what Branches in TFS mean and pretend like they are a sacred resource.
I need to complain about it and this is the only place I know where I can.
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@lucas1 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Me coming back is a bad idea.
Finally, @GodEmperor said something that's correct!
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@lorne-kates I think you are mixing me up with someone else.
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@lucas1 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@lorne-kates I think you are mixing me up with someone else.
No, I'm pretty sure @Lorne-Kates knows exactly who you are, @boomzilla.
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@masonwheeler said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Not sure whether to put this here or the Good Ideas Thread, but my gut tells me this is the appropriate home for it. An home security camera that uses AI to tell the difference between actual problems and expected events:
https://www.light.house/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIypTbrafO2QIVVi9pCh2EFAeDEAEYASAAEgIuafD_BwE
Easy Wi-Fi setup
Danger! Danger!
Weβve implemented security protocols and privacy policies that meet the highest standards in our industry
The IoT industry? That's a very, very low bar to meet.
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@hardwaregeek said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
The IoT industry? That's a very, very low bar to meet.
- system must not send root password over unsecured HTTP unless the other side asks REALLY NICELY
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@hardwaregeek said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
The IoT industry? That's a very, very low bar to meet.
- system must not send root password over unsecured HTTP unless the other side asks REALLY NICELY
http://ip-security-cam/../../../../../etc/passwd
???
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@HardwareGeek I'm reminded of this:
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@boomzilla Well, they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Not in mine, in this case.
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@jbert In that movies while a cop is following someone that is walking, why don't the guy being followed don't ask for a lift, since they are going to the same place anyway?
If the FBI started following me around, I would never spend money with gas or uber anymore.
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@boomzilla at first I thought they were trying to do a new Star Trek alien cosplay....
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@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla at first I thought they were trying to do a new Star Trek alien cosplay....
Nah. It's Maybelline trying new viral marketing to shift more of their product.
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@pleegwat said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla Well, they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Not in mine, in this case.
Which eye? These guys have a bunch of them. And some of them can disintegrate you. I don't think that any of them are particularly beautiful, though.
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@benjamin-hall I don't think that's the kind of beholder the inventors of that proverb were thinking off.
Does that thing have a mythological origin anyway, or did they make it up from scratch?
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@benjamin-hall said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@pleegwat said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla Well, they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Not in mine, in this case.
Which eye? These guys have a bunch of them. And some of them can disintegrate you. I don't think that any of them are particularly beautiful, though.But it didn't say that beauty *was the eye. It said it was in the eye. Did you try cutting any of them open to check?
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@pleegwat That's WotC IP, so it's original. Completely made up from scratch.
@boomzilla I think it would take violent exception to cutting an eye open. Remember the part about disintegration rays?
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@benjamin-hall said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I think it would take violent exception to cutting an eye open. Remember the part about disintegration rays?
That's why you eat it out from the inside!
Edit: Though, Biggen wasn't so successful himself, maybe that wouldn't be such a good idea...
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@benjamin-hall said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I think it would take violent exception to cutting an eye open. Remember the part about disintegration rays?
Beauty don't come easy.
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@boomzilla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@benjamin-hall said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I think it would take violent exception to cutting an eye open. Remember the part about disintegration rays?
Beauty don't come easy.
I'm comfortable being ugly.
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@benjamin-hall But are you comfortable knowing that your dick isn't as long or as thick as mine?
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@hardwaregeek said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
The IoT industry? That's a very, very low bar to meet.
- system must not send root password over unsecured HTTP unless the other side asks REALLY NICELY
Crazy idea: make all devices automatically grant root access when someone sends $100 in bitcoin (or whatever the coin du jour is).
The logic being, well, devices will get hacked anyway, so you might as well provide a way to do it that also offsets the damages a little.
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@boomzilla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Wow, that's almost as beautiful as those Japanese "bagel heads"!
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@benjamin-hall said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@pleegwat said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla Well, they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Not in mine, in this case.
Which eye? These guys have a bunch of them. And some of them can disintegrate you. I don't think that any of them are particularly beautiful, though.I like this guy better.
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@anonymous234 Advanced Dirty Sanchez
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@lucas1 said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@benjamin-hall But are you comfortable knowing that your dick isn't as long or as thick as mine?
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@boomzilla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
But it didn't say that beauty was the eye. It said it was in the eye. Did you try cutting any of them open to check?
Sounds worth a shot. A few months back my party found a treasure map inside the ear of a giant. And we didn't even have to kill him - it was hilarious.
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@tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@hardwaregeek said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
The IoT industry? That's a very, very low bar to meet.
- system must not send root password over unsecured HTTP unless the other side asks REALLY NICELY
http://ip-security-cam/../../../../../etc/passwd?please=prettyplease
???
FTFY
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