The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
hoarded all the s?
Both of them. I had...two, I think, myself.
I really miss my "touched in the head by an angel", earned by taunting .
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have
Between my belly and my beard, I've experienced variations on most of those.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've done #4 to someone.
Somewhat more serious problem: going to the ER and having your $50+ mail-order G cup sports bra cut off.
Damn...I cannot imagine having ones that big.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have
Between my belly and my beard, I've experienced variations on most of those.
Did they want to motorboat your beard or your belly?
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ah man...I want a
I bet @accalia'd be glad to give you some of her s.
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@boomzilla do not taunt happy fun truck
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Underwear
Nuh-uh. See, the thing about bras is, you put them on backward and the have to twist them 180 degrees around your skin.
That's not how my wife does it. She utilizes a technique that requires no twisting and no front clasps. It's called "reaching behind." Or something like that.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Underwear
Nuh-uh. See, the thing about bras is, you put them on backward and the have to twist them 180 degrees around your skin.
That's not how my wife does it. She utilizes a technique that requires no twisting and no front clasps. It's called "reaching behind." Or something like that.
My shoulders are not that flexible.
ETA:
I don't think I ever could do that with my shoulders, add to it several AC separations, and other rotator cuff injuries from judo.
OTH, I mostly can do that with the hips.
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Edits were broken. They're "fixed" now.
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@ChaosTheEternal Yeah, I was noticing.
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@FrostCat I want my grammar spoon and my siren badge back ...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Last year I had some pumpkin flavored cream cheese.
Sounds wonderful. Better than salmon flavor even.
@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Ick. You flex wrong and they pop right open.
Clearly the best kind.
So much scrolling.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have
Between my belly and my beard, I've experienced variations on most of those.
Also, I'm pretty sure if we do a poll, most here would rather talk about breasts rather than beards and bellies.
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@Karla That's sexist.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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OTH, I mostly can do that with the hips....wrap them around your back? Not sure if I should be freaked out or astonished.
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
wrap them around your back? Not sure if I should be freaked out or astonished.
Both, most likely.
Nobody tell @Polygeekery about this.
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla That's sexist.
I think we have already established my internalized misogyny (dammit, I can't never spell that word).
Unless women are into bellies (infrequently) or beards (probably a few) they would rather talk about their breasts. We all know straight men love breasts.
I think that makes the statement mostly triggering gay men. I do have a few anecdotes about gay men appreciating the female body.
The first, I was a personal trainer in a gym, the very gay aerobics instructor come out of class, sees me, tells me what a great shape I have while patting my sides down from hips to calves. It was an awkward moment.
One of my birthdays we went with a bunch of friends to a bar in the Village (Greenwich) some gay (she thinks, I was a little skeptical) wanted to feel her breasts.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I do have a few anecdotes about gay men appreciating the female body.
Everyone loves breasts, including all gay men I know.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought about posting this in the cooking thread, but I didn't.
Cooking Hostile with Phil Anselmo! – 02:37
Holy shit! They have
45 episodes! So much for getting anything done on a Friday afternoon...I watched them all, only the first episode was worth anything.
"Five minutes on low...JUST SIMMER" kills me everytime I think about it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE94BJg3U1Q
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@ScholRLEA said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought about posting this in the cooking thread, but I didn't.
Cooking Hostile with Phil Anselmo! – 02:37
Holy shit! They have
45 episodes! So much for getting anything done on a Friday afternoon...I watched them all, only the first episode was worth anything.
"Five minutes on low...JUST SIMMER" kills me everytime I think about it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE94BJg3U1Q...?
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I do have a few anecdotes about gay men appreciating the female body.
I've heard the gayest person I've ever heard say, on camera, that breasts are even amazing to him.
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I feel like we need this at this point in time.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have
Between my belly and my beard, I've experienced variations on most of those.
Also, I'm pretty sure if we do a poll, most here would rather talk about breasts rather than beards and bellies.
So why are we talking about Satan's invention the bra? #freethenipple
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have
Between my belly and my beard, I've experienced variations on most of those.
Also, I'm pretty sure if we do a poll, most here would rather talk about breasts rather than beards and bellies.
So why are we talking about Satan's invention the bra? #freethenipple
Taking my bra off is one of the first things I do when I get home.
I could not go to work without one. Definitely can't wear tank-tops in public without one and expect not to get arrested.
Plus underboob sweat.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Quite a few of us aren't - this has been brought up a few times. I did here.
The guy in my first link would still breach a noise abatement order even when eating a banana.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, I'm pretty sure if we do a poll, most here would rather talk about breasts rather than beards and bellies.
Like I care about what other people want to talk about.
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@anonymous234 I didn't know it was a gender to be a paedophile... TIL.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My gender is dark blue with headphones.
I am pretty sure that one of those genders is actually pedophilia.
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@anonymous234 Also:
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@Polygeekery Seems like someone really wanted an excuse to come up with some new symbols. Why is butch (if that is even what it says) a male symbol with an extra large arrowhead? Seems like that would be the least masculine part about them, because everyone knows the arrow is just a penis
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@Polygeekery Which idiot let the thread in here?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Quite a few of us aren't - this has been brought up a few times. I did here.
The guy in my first link would still breach a noise abatement order even when eating a banana.
Yeah, I worked at a client, the IT director would come talk to you while he was eating his lunch chewing with his mouth open and talking with food in his mouth PLUS he was always in your personal space.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have
Between my belly and my beard, I've experienced variations on most of those.
Also, I'm pretty sure if we do a poll, most here would rather talk about breasts rather than beards and bellies.
So why are we talking about Satan's invention the bra? #freethenipple
Taking my bra off is one of the first things I do when I get home.
I could not go to work without one. Definitely can't wear tank-tops in public without one and expect not to get arrested.
Plus underboob sweat.
Pics or its not real!
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I'm sensing a theme!
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speaking of satan
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last one
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I lied!
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@DogsB
@Mikael_Svahnberg run ... They are on too you!