The Official Status Thread
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@bb36e said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 I think they inherited it from bash. Still drives me crazy.
What? Bash doesn't work like that.
No, no it doesn't.
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@cartman82 err, I mean if you type a syntactically Inglewood invalid line in bash, hitting up arrow doesn't bring it back, don't remember if it also does that for invalid commands. Maybe it's a gnu vs bsd thing
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@bb36e said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 err, I mean if you type a syntactically Inglewood invalid line in bash, hitting up arrow doesn't bring it back
That's true. Eg. if you paste something strange that breaks bash, that doesn't end up in the history.
For some reason that happens much less often in bash than in MySQL. If MySQL authors truly imitated bash, that was a poor choice.
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STATUS This project has grown legs. I've gone from panicking about what the CEO is rabbiting on about to hacking shit together that he likes the look of and finally onto putting a product together with structure, unit tests and hopefully something resembling maintainability.
Notepad++ isn't cutting it as an ide anymore. I need a better tool to manage the garbage I'm outputting. Anyone any recommendations for html and javascript ides?
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Anyone any recommendations for html and javascript ides?
http://c9.io is pretty damn decent. it's what i use for personal
i know webdevs that swear by webstorm is paid, but only 60$/yr for a personal copy.
atom and vscode have some good reviews too.
and then there's always visualstudio. community edition is free and does some pretty awesome stuff.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: WTF I was logged into this machine not two hours ago!
Dude, you TOTALLY doxxed your fingernails in that picture.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Great, now Chrome's got the FF brain rot
Fuck. FF's brain rot came from "We need to be Chrome". The virus has mutated and re-infected the original host.
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@accalia I've used Cloud9 for the single time I added code to YASP. Once I figured out how to wire up the server to the right port, I had no trouble using it.
Webstorm is free if you're working on open source. If you're thinking about getting Webstorm though you probably also want to consider the full JetBrains toolbox.
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status caught between starving to death in my studio apartment at the Home For Infinite Losers Apartments, or dying of heat stroke on the way to the store.
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@ScholRLEA Just order some Pizza
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Just figured out that I'm going to be completely incommunicado on vacation this weekend. This could be an issue...
Not for you!
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@OffByOne said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck you chrome. It's actually easier for me to click the back button with the mouse than press alt + left. Backspace was so obviously easy we should break it.
No need to hunt for a small back button, just make a left gesture from wherever your mouse cursor happens to be.
I just accidentally discovered that. At first I was just happened?!?
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@TimeBandit Can't really afford to right now, and in any case, I would end up in the same position tomorrow, just with less money for groceries. Since today is the least excessively hot day expected for the week (and I don't have a car so waiting for night wouldn't be much of an option), I decided to to risk it.
Anyway, with the humidity as high as it is, the real risk isn't overheating so much as drowning
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Just installed Android Studio with default settings. That's 32 gigs of space I won't be seeing for a while.
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function Status() { dkf.age++; }
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@ScholRLEA said in The Official Status Thread:
Home For Infinite Losers
Speaking of which, Freeza is currently back tied to a tree surrounded by hundreds of happy, cute creatures doing happy, cute things for eternity.
Status: Beat the great challenges in Cyber Sleuth, so now I have Omegamon, and i also got that Mastemon, so now I have to grind until I'm ready for the last boss. The most fascinating quest so far was beating Dukemon, Omegamon, and Alphamon: If you kill one, the other two get buffed. If you kill two, the other one gets buffed to impossible levels and will kill your whole party, the next party, and so on until you have nothing left. So I killed the last two at once.
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Status: Chat on mobile is entirely fucked again.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Chat on mobile is entirely fucked again.
Speaking of.....
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STATUS:
Trying out a trackball I bought a while back and forgot it existed.
This is so strange. My every instinct is rebelling against this thing. Yet, it seems I can get the work done. In an alternate universe, I could see myself being a trackball user instead of a mouse user.
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Status: Just had my face melted, thanks @XanderTheGamer
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@cartman82 I'd really like one of those weird vertical mice.
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@cartman82 I've always found the concept of those interesting. 15-20 years ago, we had one, but I was young enough then to not really remember it.
One day I'd like to try one, just to see what it's like.
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@Fox Don't say it 3 times, less you want the horror who's name is not spoken to appear and make us burn in discohell.
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@Magus My boss has one. We found it in a closet when we moved.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: WTF I was logged into this machine not two hours ago!
Primary domain smelled another domain's perfume on your workstation's collar.
That's actually one of the more likely, because I logged onto the schule network on monday (kinda? Does wifi count as logging into the domain?)
@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra I think that indicates a registry fuckup or something. It's annoying to fix.
Keytab mismatch. It's a security thing.
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: WTF I was logged into this machine not two hours ago!
Dude, you TOTALLY doxxed your fingernails in that picture.
Oh crap! You're right! I need to trim them STAT!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Keytab mismatch. It's a security thing.
The one time I got one of those I logged into a BDC and deleted my computer's account.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@ScholRLEA Just order some Pizza
Yeah! Then the delivery guy will die of heat stroke on your doorstep, and not only do you get free pizza, you also get a good 80lbs of free meat.
Filed under: Or a sex doll for 2-3 days, depending on how good your AC is. Not judging.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Keytab mismatch. It's a security thing.
The one time I got one of those I logged into a BDC and deleted my computer's account.
Yeah, the Microsoft Hammer basically says that's the simplest solution. Otherwise there are a few powershell commands that can reset the machine password (which accomplishes the same thing).
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@Lorne-Kates And whatever money the delivery guy is carrying :p
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates And whatever money the delivery guy is carrying :p
Typically no more than $20... Not that I say that from experience or anything...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
a few powershell commands
But then I'd have to learn powershell. Which, admittedly, I'll do if I ever need to.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
a few powershell commands
But then I'd have to learn powershell. Which, admittedly, I'll do if I ever need to.
Learning not required, just copy paste from the internet!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
a few powershell commands
But then I'd have to learn powershell. Which, admittedly, I'll do if I ever need to.
Learning not required, just copy paste from the internet!
Sewage Overflow: Giving programmers a to learning since 2008!
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Status: Methinks your query might be inefficient if it's replicating the entire 10 GB table to a temp table and then sorting on it...
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Status: At work, doing basically nothing and feeling bad about it. I'm at least going over pull requests and studying a bit.
I just want to play Digimon/Deus Ex/Paragon/Space Engineers/Mahjong/100% Orange Juice. EDIT: Or SC2
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Filed under: Or a sex doll for 2-3 days, depending on how good your AC is. Not judging.
Please don't, my AC serves me perfectly well.
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Status: I'm a fscking SSRS Report developer! TF you say I need help writing
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Or a sex doll for 2-3 days, depending on how good your AC is. Not judging.
TIL that @Lorne-Kates is Hard's sockpuppet. (Do I really need to say 'NSFW' in this context? Geez.)
Filed Under: Or maybe Bob Kanefsky's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmkKzQVBhvE
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@ScholRLEA said in The Official Status Thread:
TIL that @Lorne-Kates is Hard's sockpuppet. (Do I really need to say 'NSFW' in this context? Geez.)
This seems amazing.
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Status: Was just asked via email who they're supposed to ask to grant access to a given application.
Apparently said application is typically abbreviated, and the initials coincide with the common abbreviation of one of the web apps (or at least, a subsection of a web app) I maintain.
I happily told him to go away. :)
Edit: The dude apparently didn't read any of the three sentences I replied to him with, so I tried again:
Edit: Edit: And his supervisor finally stepped in:
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Status: Unrelated to the above, we're trying to get a service account. Except everything has changed, including the location of relevant documents on how to do so (hint: to get a service account, you must first get a policy exception for it).
Nothing like knowing where the Sample Page category is!!!! FFS this was supposed to be BETTER than before!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
relevant documents on how to do
That's it. I'm going home. Nobody can stop me!
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Status: Apparently I got teleported to Oklahoma during the day today, and missed the memo...
Future Status: Good luck with the storms, if they stay together long enough to reach you tonight, @Yamikuronue, @Weng, etc.
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Status: Viewing some code part that is known to be slow to run. Noticed the code uses Mutex, and have comment that the original author know there is race condition bug in the code but the code should be fine if run in synchronized manner, that's why Mutex is used.
Probably will just skip meddling that part because I'm not prepared to open that can of worm.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
That's it.
Status: Sometimes I hate people.
And I hate and am extremely glad Censor stops me (usually) from acting on my emotions.But still.
All my rage right now...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
All my rage right now
Traffic.
There is a large entertainment venue near where I work. When there is an event at the venue, traffic is an even bigger mess than usual. The normal flow of traffic is disrupted, and the flow of traffic to the venue is given priority over people who work in the area and just want to get home. I want to plop a huge statue down in the middle of the road leading to the venue β a statue of a fist with one finger extended, and bearing the inscription "To all the people who visit, work at, or direct traffic on behalf of venue."
Also, Google self-driving cars β not necessarily the big Lexus SUVs, but the little put-put cars powered by asthmatic hamsters. Obstructing traffic by driving 5 MPH below the speed limit does not win friends for your technology.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
powered by asthmatic hamsters. Obstructing traffic by driving 5 MPH below the speed limit
Perhaps they're overcompensating for their asthma?
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@HardwareGeek I am working on a building that has a lot of logistic related companies on the same street.
Although the street is marked as "No stopping - 7am to 7pm" (Sign 7 and 56 in here), there are still lots of vehicles parking casually on the street, occupying 2 out of the 3 lanes. One of the companies even put metal containers with "do not remove" label on the street marking some parts as their "parking area".
Tried to report to police a few time. Situation goes better for about 3 days then resume again...
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Status: I felt it was time for a change.