The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra by transitivity!!
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Do not be mean to your cat
Laser Toy - Simon's Cat | SHORTS #54 – 01:34
— Simon's Cat
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Apologies for the misandry. Still funny,
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I fail.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And never, ever, drink Tang right after brushing your teeth.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And never, ever, drink Tang right after brushing your teeth.
Or smoke after using cinnamon mouthwash, apparently.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am a 48 year-old progressive
joke column, yes?
along the lines of the mrs mills agony aunt column($) in the sunday times - I'll post tomorrows if I remember..
but from that link, the first thats visible without subscription:
*A friend and I have recently returned from a short-break holiday. To avoid exorbitant single supplements, we booked a twin-bedded room. However, when we arrived at the hotel, we found the beds made up as a double. The manager apologised and said she had assumed we were a same-sex couple. For future reference, how would you recommend we complete the booking form to make clear that we are two heterosexual girls and not a lesbian couple?* SA, Amersham
I suppose you could gratuitously write “Not a big fan of kd lang”, but really I can only see the positive side of keeping all those foreign lotharios at a distance . Besides, you never know what you might discover about yourselves under the sheets on those hot, sticky nights.
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@all_users said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
we booked a twin-bedded room. However, when we arrived at the hotel, we found the beds made up as a double. The manager apologised and said she had assumed we were a
I wonder if they would try the same thing when I take my (Holy crap she just turned legal! ) younger sister to a convention...
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Killing the explorer process restarted it
No it does not. I killed the process Friday on my work PC so I could delete a locked file and it stayed dead until I relaunched it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(Holy crap she just turned legal! ) younger sister
She's not your sister anymore?
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(Holy crap she just turned legal! ) younger sister
She's not your sister anymore?
Why do you say that?
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@Tsaukpaetra Ah, a Lannister fan ;)
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Ah, a Lannister fan ;)
Based on Google results for that name, I'm going to go with a solid "no", with Grumpy cat meme.
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@Tsaukpaetra hey, you started it...
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra hey, you started it...
No, if I had, she wouldn't freak out just because I nudged her awake to tell her dinner was ready!
Yeah... Let's not talk about this anymore, please.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(Holy crap she just turned legal! ) younger sister
She's not your sister anymore?
Why do you say that?
Most places she'll never be legal if she's your sister.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I nudged her awake
inb4
ok i'm done
Yep, that's EXACTLY what she thought I was doing. Not a fun week.
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"Natural hair"? I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.
It looks cool, but I wonder if it looks as good IRL.
Aside: I see pasting images from clipboard works in Edge again. Nice. Hopefully it's not because I haven't gotten Insider Preview builds turned back on in the new machine yet...
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Natural hair"? I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.
It looks cool, but I wonder if it looks as good IRL.
Considering it looks like something made out of Astralaria, Twilight, and Eternity, I'd say that's legendary hair, not natural hair.
@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Aside: I see pasting images from clipboard works in Edge again. Nice. Hopefully it's not because I haven't gotten Insider Preview builds turned back on in the new machine yet...
No it's because I fixed it. With a commit containing the word "Firefox" that did not fix Firefox.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No it's because I fixed it. With a commit containing the word "Firefox" that did not fix Firefox.
Serves you right!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a commit containing the word "Firefox" that did not fix Firefox.
Geez, no testing, even on commit names. Stupid Open Sores developers. </@blakeyrat>
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@Karla That doesn't work. You need "decline call with text". Duh.
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@FrostCat I even say on my voicemail please don't leave a message; send text or email.
I absolutely hate voicemail.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Way to set your kids up for years of expensive therapy.
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla oh, come now. I expected you to think that was a great idea.
I don't see how the two are mutually exclusive.
Filed under: putting the "fun" in "dysfunctional family"
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I even say on my voicemail please don't leave a message; send text or email.
You should add, "and if you're calling from a land-line phone, FUCK YOU!" to the end of the message.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You should add, "and if you're calling from a land-line phone, FUCK YOU!" to the end of the message.
Why?
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@loose because how does one send a text with a landline? How does one send an email with a landline?
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I even say on my voicemail please don't leave a message; send text or email.
You should add, "and if you're calling from a land-line phone, FUCK YOU!" to the end of the message.
My landline doesn't even have voicemail. Anyone I want to hear from has other ways of contacting me.
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@loose said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why?
Because land lands don't have text. Generally. Barring Google Voice shenanigans and such.
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My landline doesn't even have voicemail.
You should add, "and if you're calling from a land-line phone, FUCK YOU!" to the end of the message.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How does one send an email with a landline?
well actually...
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@all_users said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'll post tomorrows if I remember..
sadly not a classic this week, more pedestrian
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... that said, the last one probably belongs in another thread on here..
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How does one send an email with a landline?
well actually...
Do you have a DTMF-tone-to-email converter? How many keypresses does it take to just enter the email address, let alone the actual email?
That's assuming you even have a touch-tone phone. I dread to think about what happens with a rotary phone, that's really not going to be user-friendly converting 1 to 10 pulses (since IIRC 1 = 1 pulse, 0 = 10 pulses) into an email address and text. And OMG the emoji.
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@Arantor he probably has DSL.
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@anotherusername Ah, so he's going to pick up the phone and whistle down it to simulate line noise to get the email to the recipient?
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How does one send an email with a landline?
well actually...
Do you have a DTMF-tone-to-email converter? How many keypresses does it take to just enter the email address, let alone the actual email?
That's assuming you even have a touch-tone phone. I dread to think about what happens with a rotary phone, that's really not going to be user-friendly converting 1 to 10 pulses (since IIRC 1 = 1 pulse, 0 = 10 pulses) into an email address and text. And OMG the emoji.
I (at one point) was working on a STT/TTS gateway program that you could call up and operate terminal programs with.
Though, at the risk of I would like to point out that you'd of course use a modem to connect to some kind of provider, much like how your cell phone or other digital device does.
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@Arantor uh no, he'd probably plug his computer into the DSL modem and it'll make the noises.