The Official Status Thread
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
I tried being a good boy and switching my PHP/MySQL project into using some kind of decimal/numeric system for money representation.
No dice, there's zero support for that in PHP. Fuck it. I'll just keep using float.PHP has classes.
Just write a class that internally uses an INT but divides by 100 before output. IIRC if you want unambiguous rounding, you actually need 4 digits past the decimal point.
STOP FUCKING STEALING MY IDEAS! I WILL FUCKING SUE YOU FOR COPYRIGHT PIRACY!
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@CarrieVS Has medical science found a cure to your condition, where you were born without a sense of humor?
As medical science found a cure for your inability to detect the irony in the above quoted post?
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@Lorne-Kates when did you have this idea?
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@Lorne-Kates I also stole your Sonic the Hedgehog fan character.
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@blakeyrat Sadly the only treatment is for people to make jokes that are at least funny enough to be recognised as even bad jokes.
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@CarrieVS It's hard to do when surrounded with pedantic dickweeds that see any post even slightly inaccurate as a potential "uh actually" post.
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@blakeyrat says the guy who is one of the worst offenders for 'uh actually'.
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
the only treatment is for people to make jokes that are at least funny enough to be recognised as even bad jokes
or lower your standards.
I can now laugh at such things as ceiling panels, grass and the eventual heat death of the Universe
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@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
says the guy who is one of the worst offenders for 'uh actually'.
Who?
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@Jaloopa sure, but there needs to be something that allows one to infer that the statement was probably intended to be taken as a joke. Otherwise laughing would be simply rude.
I am, after all, not a mind-reader.
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@blakeyrat uh, actually, YOU.
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@blakeyrat I already did that one. Keep up.
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@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
@blakeyrat says the guy who is one of the worst offenders for 'uh actually'.
I assume that was his joke
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@fbmac He was joking? I assumed he yet again like he always does.
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@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates when did you have this idea?
What's the permalink time on my first reply about ints / 100?
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates I also stole your Sonic the Hedgehog fan character.
L.K. McCool is OC NO STEAL!
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
What's the permalink time on my first reply about ints / 100?
Would you want the link number as a float multiplied by 1000?
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@Lorne-Kates fairly sure it's less than a year ago, unlike the code I wrote for WTFCorp from a year ago that did the same thing.
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
What's the permalink time on my first reply about ints / 100?
Would you want the link number as a float multiplied by 1000?
I want it as a screenshot from a flat text file.
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@blakeyrat This post seems to stick at the bottom no matter what other posts are added. And is now several posts below my first reply to it.
EDIT: now, just to show me up, it's back in place after a refresh. Not that I didn't refresh before posting to make sure. Eh, .
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
@blakeyrat This post seems to stick at the bottom no matter what other posts are added. And is now several posts below my first reply to it.
What, you're blaming me?
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Status:
No, no you wouldn't like my feedback.
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@blakeyrat Well I wouldn't put it past plenty of denizens of this place to find some way of invoking a bug like that, but Occam's razor, I thought it was more likely NodeBB playing silly beggars, and was just commenting on the phenomenon.
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@CarrieVS UH ACTUALLY you started your post with @blakeyrat which means you were addressing it to me actually uh!
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where does @blakeyrat get his water?
from a well, actually
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Statusbolded text****: What's this? the beginnings of a flame war developing in the status thread?
-sigh- i knew it was only a matter of time.......
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it sec shot down access from all devices that aren't a windows laptop out of the network
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@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates fairly sure it's not a new idea, I did it in PHP a full year ago for the clusterfuck I work on.
Also @blakeyrat, @Lorne-Kates
Yes, I'm aware about the int cents solutions. I'm using that when connecting with Stripe API.
I'll probably do this at some point. But right now, all presentation is tied to formatting floats with two digits, and I don't have the time to do a proper refactor.
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@cartman82 Well fix shit BEFORE you build other shit that relies on the broken shit.
I mean, shit.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 Well fix shit BEFORE you build other shit that relies on the broken shit.
I mean, shit.If you have diarrhea, I can see how you'd WANT to wipe your ass between spurts. But you'll probably only end up spraying shit all over your hand. Better let it flow over older layers of shit, until it's all emptied out. Then you can flush and start anew.
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Still not fixed, still not fixed,
Can't count a fucking page.
Still not fixed, still not fixed
This isn't hard to repro."Counting it hard"
Is what they're going to say,
Let the forum be shit.
This bug fucking bothers me anyway!
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
there needs to be something that allows one to infer that the statement was probably intended to be taken as a joke
in my other forum® we use
(?)
for that purpose
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
achievo for becoming queen
The @Karla queen?
Is this a reference to the spider monster (or whatever, IDR) that you previously mentioned?
Maybe, I am thinking spider queen because that was my Halloween costume for a number of years.
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@Karla it's a crab. But yes.
I'm assuming @blakeyrat is talking about this achievement.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
End result: 67% Compression ratio. For files that aren't meant to be compressible.
Are there any files that are meant to be compressible? Like, "well, we could save this in less bytes, but it's bloat it to shit so people using 7zip will feel better about themselves."
Yeah, of course there are.
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
Otherwise laughing would be simply rude.
It's OK, we can't hear you once your post gets filtered through MongoDB. That was just an experimental feature in Postgres.
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STATUS GIVE ME THE CAT! GIVE ME THE CAT!
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Status: Current work has taken me to deep parts of the source that haven't been changed in about 9 years (by the original developer). It uses a pattern of naming methods' return values
rtrnVal
. :shudder:
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@Jaloopa is fune joek
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http://puu.sh/pHXIT/aa4ca9e976.png
ez predictions
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I hate being on this forum sometimes.
So far today I've been inspired to do my super forum plans again and to start work on my own PacMan variant after seeing the Pac Man Dossier. AND THAT'S JUST TODAY.
CAN I STOP HAVING IDEAS PLEASE?
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS:
Last minute task before the presentation: edit all the curse words out of the test data.
Or add a few more countries to make it look like you were testing for the BeNeLux area.
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Status: ordered Hololens!
Wow my wallet feels so much lighter than it did an hour ago...