You want your read time? HERE'S YOUR BELGIUM READ TIME!!!
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So having Dickhorse in an inactive tab probably counts?
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If so, I'd love to try opening thousands of Discourse tabs and see if I can get a read time longer than Discourse has existed!
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If so, I'd love to try opening thousands of Discourse tabs
Nonononononononooooooooo!!!
Too late.
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Which would burn down first, my PC or the Discourse server? Or perhaps they'd go nuclear at the same time.
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Be careful, that might count as voluntary manslaughter if someone dies in that fire. After all, we know Discourse is dangerous.
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Ok, now I'm curious for my stats.
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And how long is my ePeen?
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My turn.
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Not very.
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How much of my life did I waste?
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How much of my life did I waste?
Hey, it was not a waste! It was a... ummm... learning experience! Yes. Let's go with that.
Also, I'd like to know how much learning I did, too.
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For this much learning, you should be a scholar:
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Filed under: Memories of terrible Flash ads free of charge
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No read time for you!
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I don't even know what read time is. But ok?
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No read time for you!
Depending on attitude and tone, I'm either that @blakeyrat got denied, or that Discourse deems him untrackable.
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@Tsaukpaetra - Last Day Without A Discourse Bug: null
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@abarker said:
No read time for you!
Depending on attitude and tone, I'm either that @blakeyrat got denied, or that Discourse deems him untrackable.I was going for something along the lines of the Soup Nazi.
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Firefox, are you drunk?
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Firefox, are you drunk?
do you have the history spam option turned on in your profile?
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drunk
Quite reasonable, considering how discourse screws with the history.Edit: 'd. Picture for reference:
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Yes, the history spam option is on, because that's the only way I can get (a) the back button to work correctly and (b) read/unread status working properly for muted or regular (nonwatched, nontracked) topics.
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Last I checked, this ain't the "drunken @accalia's" topic. Go start yer own thread!
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Are you suggesting I do some work?
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Hey, @PJH, how tall has my read peen grown?
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You're up to 12 days.
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I want to know too!
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It's not the size that matters, but technique!
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44d
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Does NodeBB provide a way to access this extremely useful stat that keeps this forum from utter and complete anarchy?
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I doubt it. It probably doesn't even track it. Also I need my epeen measured, what's mine?
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33d
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Can I have mine please?
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Please to be
doing the needfulgiving me my read time.
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Can I have mine please?
78d
Please to be
doing the needfulgiving me my read time.28d
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Ok, now you got me curious to see how much it increased for me. Could you post mine please?
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48d
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How much is mine, please?
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Och, me 97