Linus is on a tear again
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I've veen piggybacking on other people's jokes all day, so: you forgot that the length of that minute is also undefined, but in all likelyhood less than 4/5 of 60 discoseconds.
well, yes. but that was all covered in the EULA anyway.
ii mean you did read the bit where you have to sell your immortal soul in order for the installer to not rip open a portal to hell and summon several elder gods that will fight over which one of them gets to consume you, body and soul.....
you didn't miss that bit did you?
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Plagiarizer!
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Plagiarizer!
Nope. I attributed it as "from the comments" and I surrounded the text with quote marks. Kinda 100% the opposite of plagiarism, actually. Kthanxbai
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Ah, got confused.
I thought you were attributing only the Linus comment.
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That... Must have been painful for @apapadimoulis. :-P
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well, he may have read the substitution clause and sacrificed the soul of an intern instead....
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DiscoHorse so stable
Stable is what the Devs try to close after the DiscoHorse has already left the barn.
Except instead of a barn, it's a shed.
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Filed under: And the horse is a bicycle
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A dead field mouse once but not a man!
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@Lorne_Kates said:
If a man swallows cock, is that gay?
That depends.... does he think it's gay?
does the rooster think it's gay?
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Your update murders children!
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Man Eating Chickens went extinct thousands of years ago, silly.
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I saw a man eating chicken the last time I went to KFC.
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Classic camp fire skit.
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I saw a man eating chicken the last time I went to KFC.
I saw a man eating chicken the last time I went to a furry porn site.
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Chickens are actually rarer than humans, unless you meant that as a derogatory term for gryphons.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
I saw a man eating chicken the last time I went to a furry porn site.
...Dare I ask why you were on a furry porn site?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@tar said:
Depends on how flamboyant the comb is.Have you ever seen a man eating chicken?
If a man swallows cock, is that gay?
...Dare I ask why you were on a furry porn site?
Never stray into the abyss that is Lorne's mind.
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Still better than The Brain Of @morbiuswilters.
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...Dare I ask why you were on a furry porn site?
What, do you think that's a bad thing, Salamander?
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Well, salamanders are not furry. Neither are chickens, for that matter.
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No, but salamanders would either be considered scalies, aquatics, or both, which are still considered part of the furry fandom for all intents and purposes. And chickens are avians, which are another subset of the fandom which is lacking in actual fur.
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Are you trying to claim that anyone with an animal-related name is part of the furry fandom?
That's pretty retarded.
May as well claim everyone called Stuart is a furry because there was a movie once with a mouse named Stuart.
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No, I was just pointing out the irony of degrading people who like animalistic people when your very name is animalistic.
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No
You sure? It sounded like it.salamanders would either be considered scalies, aquatics, or both, which are still considered part of the furry fandom for all intents and purposes
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Yes, when you take that response out of its original context and frame it as a response directly to you, it does certainly seem that way, doesn't it?
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No, but salamanders would either be considered scalies
Epic biology fail.Amphibians are not scaly.
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Wait, didn't @Fox even study biology or something?
Dang.
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He thinks his Gay Studies degree and an annoying attitude is good enough for everything in the life.
But wait, that's high school, not even a college thing!
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Chickens are actually rarer than humans, unless you meant that as a derogatory term for gryphons.
THE world's average stock of chickens is almost 19 billion, or three per person, according to statistics from the UN's Food and Agriculture Organisation.
That's from 2011. I couldn't find anything more recent, though I found a claim that the population was 24 billion in 2003. Probably avian flu was a factor there.
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Forgive me if you're just trolling @Fox, but I don't think he was talking about the chicken population in the real world.
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Uh...perhaps I just whooshed because I'm so used to him saying wrong things. I wasn't aware there was another chicken population.
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We were discussing furry porn, so clearly I meant chickens in furry porn.
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Sorry. I was thinking about eating chicken. Which...I finally got the oil changed out on my fryer, so I'm back in business today.... mmmmmmmmm
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We were discussing furry porn, so clearly I meant chickens in furry porn.
Sorry. I was thinking about eating chicken.
I see no conflict there.
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We were discussing furry porn, so clearly I meant chickens in furry porn.
Why don't you do something more productive than arguing here, then, and try to get an approximately-accurate enumeration of same? That way you can win the argument!
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@Salamander said:
...Dare I ask why you were on a furry porn site?
What, do you think that's a bad thing, Salamander?
Yes. And furries should be unstuffed and paraded.
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Which...I finally got the oil changed out on my fryer, so I'm back in business today.... mmmmmmmmm
Ahhhh...and I finally got around to making it for a late lunch....
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@Fox said:
@Salamander said:
...Dare I ask why you were on a furry porn site?
What, do you think that's a bad thing, Salamander?
Yes. And furries should be unstuffed and paraded.
I'm not quite sure what you mean, because all I can think of in relation to this context is fursuiters (many of whom are rather similar in appearance to stuffed animals except instead of stuffing they have a person inside) and fursuit parades (commonly held at furry conventions), and I gather that you actually have no interest in either of these, so I'm confused.
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What would happen if you made a fursuit but it was a human? Would the planet explode?
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Did the planet explode?
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What would happen if you made a fursuit but it was a human? Would the planet explode?
http://archive.9news.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/255721/4600623.jpg
Don't take my word for it, but I think the planet is still intact.
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That is not a human.