The Flame Ideas Topic
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Oh the memories!
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We need some nice, controlled fires in here:
http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzA5LzEzLzI1L0ljZWxhbmRWb2xjLmMyNWE2LmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/9d94f91f/f15/Iceland-Volcano-Lava-Flow-01.jpg
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Someone left a Discourse tab open:
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How not to store scrap wood:
Pile it up in piles of > 20 meter and wait until it starts burning
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Storing ammonium perchlorate - you are REALLY Doing It Wrong™!
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In 2008, a propane plant in Toronto exploded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSTI8oLsfIo
Conclusion was that they weren't following safety standards, and were doing truck-to-truck transfers illegally. Leak, spark, boom.
One employee died, no other injuries (miraculously). Lots of property damage-- but then again, those residents petitioned the city to change the zoning laws to allow them to build houses next to a propane plant, so...
Wheels of justice spinning so far: explosion in 2008. The company wasn't found guilty until 2013, and "sentencing" still hasn't been laid. They can face up to a $1M fine. Oh boy.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Wheels of justice spinning so far
Dare I say it... someone should light a fire under the magistrates.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Wheels of justice spinning so far: explosion in 2008. The company wasn't found guilty until 2013, and "sentencing" still hasn't been laid.
What's causing that delay?
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I was going to post a picture of a lawyer on fire, but this is way funnier is SO MANY WAYS:
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"What? I don't know about any fire. Oh, you mean that fire behind me? Nope, I dunno how it happened. Why didn't I call the fire department? Do I look like your secretary?"
This came up upon searching for "flaming lawyer"
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Speaking of
How not to deep fry a turkey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETBD0EqQGoU
(with William Shatner)
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has this been posted here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82UsZ44AxIA
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My Internet self stopped watching after 6 seconds. Anything interesting happen?
Seems a dude was having issues using his lighter? Never seemed to read any instructions though, so I guess... something something darwin something sorry?
Oh wait, did he just...? No, wait, he didn't! Oh my gosh stop putting paper products into the fire! No! That's not how to smother a fire!
Filed under: What was that robot voice in the background?
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Hadn't seen that before, here are my favourite bits:
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When he doesn't realise the bag of paper has become a flaming mess
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Trying to extinguish the blaze with a cardboard box.
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While he's out of the room the
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His house burning down and him losing everything.
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Discourse fucking up a simple list.
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Discourse fucking up a simple list.
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Filed under: Yeah yeah Markdown sucks yada yada
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Quote entire post.
Holy fucking shit, did Discourse just do something right for once?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
did Discourse just do something right for once?
I think the quote-entire-post stuff is done by people here using the same facility as is used to power view-raw. Don't expect CDCK to get that right.
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I think the quote-entire-post stuff is done by people here
Oh. Oh god. I thought it was done by Discourse. I mistook people here for Discodevs...
I-- I'm sorry. Look, guys, I know I've said a lot of hateful things on these forums. Sometimes in jest, sometimes in anger. But I didn't mean this. I, like-- I would never take things that far. I'm sorry, really-- look, I'm crying here, in real life, my heart hurts. If you want me to leave, I'll understand-- i wouldn't blame you. What I did was unforgivable, and I don't expect forgiveness but maybe, someday in the future-- when the pain is a bit less, we can maybe reconcile? No-- it isn't fair of me to even ask that, not now. Not now.
I'm truly sorry for what I've done.
Sincerely,
Lorne Kates
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@dkf said:
I think the quote-entire-post stuff is done by people here
Oh. Oh god. I thought it was done by Discourse. I mistook people here for Discodevs...
I-- I'm sorry. Look, guys, I know I've said a lot of hateful things on these forums. Sometimes in jest, sometimes in anger. But I didn't mean this. I, like-- I would never take things that far. I'm sorry, really-- look, I'm crying here, in real life, my heart hurts. If you want me to leave, I'll understand-- i wouldn't blame you. What I did was unforgivable, and I don't expect forgiveness but maybe, someday in the future-- when the pain is a bit less, we can maybe reconcile? No-- it isn't fair of me to even ask that, not now. Not now.
I'm truly sorry for what I've done.
Sincerely,
Lorne Katesactually....
if you are talking about this button:
that was @Sam
but i think it was not so much a bugfix as a "oh for fucks sake! here! i fixed it, now get off my back!"
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Alrighty then....
Bringing back Rule #1 of the topic.@Lorne_Kates said:
dead tranny.
Filed under: Not precisely the same, but close enough?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Oh. Well then, fuck all y'all like a dead tranny.
Can you guys please keep this in that thread at least? I thought this thread was supposed to be a little bit more civil, and if this starts leaking all over the place, the staff might actually have to do some work. You know we don't like to work.
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@abarker said:
You know we don't like to work.
Hulkpool:
(or at least a quik shop of hulkpool)
sigh
Red Hulk != Hulkpool
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http://www.superdickery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1866_4_0355.jpg
Oops, wrong sort of flaming.
Much better:
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Wheels of justice spinning so far: explosion in 2008. The company wasn't found guilty until 2013, and "sentencing" still hasn't been laid. They can face up to a $1M fine. Oh boy.
I know in the US they would be open to civil suits. Presumably their insurance company has already been dealing with the property damage.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Oh. Well then, fuck all y'all like a dead tranny.
Can you guys please keep this in that thread at least? I thought this thread was supposed to be a little bit more civil, and if this starts leaking all over the place, the staff might actually have to do some work. You know we don't like to work.
What? No, you're thinking about fucking a tranny THEN killing her. That's a running joke in that thread, and I would never joke about it outside of there.
Fucking a dead tranny-- well, that's just part of the Canadian culture. I know some of you Americans aren't comfortable yet mixing gender politics with casual necrophillia yet. On their own, sure-- but a mixed relationship? Nope.
But once you vote in Hillary, you'll become a much more progressive nation.