The Official Status Thread
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My 8.5 yr old keeps me quite busy! (BTW, my avatar is/was my old girl)
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Take away the singers and this would be awesome music for a Sonic the Hedgehog game
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Take away the singers and this would be awesome music for a Sonic the Hedgehog game
*is intrigued*
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@Polygeekery said:
Applesauce Man
Spoiler added -abarker
Spoilers and images don't play well together -nedfodder
Dang, you doxed me. And the "IRL Pictures" thread is that way
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Status: Claiming my FREE Bernie Sanders stickers!!!!!!! Billionaires can't buy Bernie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw :((((((
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My 8.5 yr old keeps me quite busy! (BTW, my avatar is/was my old girl)
You have my condolences. One of our clients is a major veterinary clinic. 75+ employees and all they do is emergency vet and surgeries/specialty. There are always some really sad cases in there, as they do not do any routine vet visits. It makes me value the time I get with my dogs.
BTW, the original post you quoted, when I said I had a rough week, that was due to a dear friend (two-legged variety) passing away. Dogs are good for consoling people.
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Inoffensive vanilla poprock with a touch of boy band. I can make it through this.
You are a stronger man than I.
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God I Belgium love Canes fans (NSFW)
Team, when you lose like you do, it drives people to do this.
Snippet:
Panther looked up at him, panting and confused. "Bruh, that's my armpit."
/r/canesfanfics.
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Status: Watched a bit of the Democratic debate. Here's a summary for anyone who missed it:
- Newt Gingrich: ..., and furthermore--
- Anderson Cooper: You're five minutes over your time. We need to get back to the debate.
- Newt Gingrich: CHINA IS TERRIFYING! RUSSIA! IRAN! THEY ALL WANT TO KILL US! I WILL NOT STOP TALKING UNTIL I AM ELECTED PRESIDENT!
- Anderson Cooper: Don Lemons is going to ask us a question relevant to black people.
- Don Lemons: What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Anderson?
- Some guy who isn't a CNN correspondent: Do black lives matter or do all lives matter?
- Every single candidate at the debate: black lives obviously
- Anderson Cooper: Well that's quite enough of that. Let's move on to more pressing issues, like what to serve at lunch tomorrow.
- Anderson Cooper: Secretary Clinton, I'm going to bring up the dead horses that the Republicans have stopped beating for about three months now.
- Hillary Clinton: I made a questionable choice, but it was perfectly legal, and you've been ignoring what I've been saying so far so I'll just list my favorite three letter words. Cow. Box. Hat.
- Bernie Sanders: Will you all shut up about the dead horses so we can actually debate things?
- Newt Gingrich: If I could cut in here, Hillary Clinton has an email address and also Benghazi.
- Anderson Cooper: Secretary Clinton, would you like to respond to that.
- Hillary Clinton: No.
- (crowd explodes)
- Ben Lubar: Mom, why are you watching a soap opera?
- Ben Lubar's Mom: The debate was too boring so I switched to something less boring.
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yup I think with clowns like Trump and Bush that could be hilarious and so fun
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... What the fuck how does a 20 track setlist wrap up before 915
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Status: Keeping a leftover dinner roll in the same container as leftover brusslesprouts is not a good idea.
Porous, absorbent food + food that gives off sulfur smelling/tasting mustard oil = fart sandwich.
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How am I supposed to diddle with turrets
they blow up with the slightest touch
getting stuck on chairs and debris
Filed under: This was all done on mobile, I hope you fuckers appreciate the effort.
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This was all done on mobile
I hope you fuckers
appreciate the effort
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I hate Canadians. I am a Canadophobe.
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Oh I do, truly. Especially if you're in the version of Chrome that screws with the keyboard.
Like so...
PersonallyPersonalicPersonallyPersonalicPersonallyPersonalicPersonallyPersonalie. S
That was just trying to type "personality"....
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Punk songs of 59 seconds? Add 3 seconds for the drummer to shout 1 2 3 at the start
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Isn't that basically how the Sonic 1 soundtrack was made?
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We're glad you finally came out of the basement. Give your mom a hug.
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Status: Ars Technica has some fancy JavaScript thingy that draws spiral-y patterns when you move your cursor over the background.
I am having waaay too much fun with it.
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This is the first time I actually visited that site.
SO MANY OF THE COMIC SANS!
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When I first saw the cornify site some while back, my immediate reaction was that either you or @accalia had way too much time on your paws. Then I did a whois lookup and was a little disappointed.
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you or @accalia had way too much time on your paws
Oh, we have that; we used to spend it on SockBot, but now we spend it on SockRPGPlus Cornify's been around for years; Remy's been using it on his articles for a while now (if he still does)
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Status:
Needed to ensure Google Map tiles always show; my soul weeps at the ugliness of this hack
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When I first saw the cornify site some while back, my immediate reaction was that either you or @accalia had way too much time on your paws. Then I did a whois lookup and was a little disappointed.
Please, we all know that if i had made cornify it would be foxify instead.
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... What the fuck how does a 20 track setlist wrap up before 915
From what you've told us so far, you should be happy about that.
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What are you waiting for?
eeh... why? I'm already working on a bunch of code things, including a forum and forum bots.
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I believe that @accalia is capable of defending herself.
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I believe that @accalia is capable of defending herself.
True, but then I don't get to use my hammer, and that makes me have sad face
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Status: just received an email saying
Please find attached four images
with one image attached. A few minutes later, a second email with a second image attached. Then a third. It appears I've found someone who can attach an image to an email but doesn't know you can attach more than one.
Then a fourth, then a fifth. Maybe he can't count either?
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I usually like this blog but:
The correct and expected behavior of double-clicking text with hyphens vs. underlines is now "a little big detail?" WTF. Have the retards who submitted this to this site JUST NOW LEARNED THAT?! Wow. Welcome to 1984 dipshits.
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The correct and expected behavior of double-clicking text with hyphens vs. underlines is now "a little big detail?"
I wouldn't have expected that behavior at all, but then again, I don't usually double click text to select.
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We're glad you finally came out of the basement. Give your mom a hug.
Why do you assume he came out of the basement? She probably went down there to get his dirty laundry.
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Cornify's been around for years; Remy's been using it on his articles for a while now (if he still does)
Yes, at least sometimes; I've seen a few that didn't have a link. Somebody posted a bookmarklet that reveals HTML comments and hidden links; running it is the first thing I do when I see an article is by Remy.
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running it is the first thing I do when I see an article is by Remy.
i should add that into tampermonkey again.
i do it for the entire front page because it's not just remy that has fun with HTML
he's the most consistent but others have fun on occasion too.
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I don't get it.
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Huh?
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this doesn't even do anything wtf
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What is the super-appalling thing behind that link?
I just see a man with apple sauce.
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I think it's meant to be he's eating it off his crotch. Which is 'ew' for sure, but hardly the most disgusting thing in existence; lawyers still exist after all.
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What is the super-appalling thing behind that link?
I just see a man with apple sauce.
I referred to @mott555 as "Apple Sauce Man", then @NedFodder went with the nuclear option of memes of a possibly drunken man eating apple sauce off of his own Speedo. There really isn't anything to "get", except that @NedFodder brings nuclear weapons to a knife fight.
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I think people here are not as used to the internet as some of us are.
Bet they've never even seen yogurt guy (censored version, nsfw comic version).
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I think it's meant to be he's eating it off his crotch. Which is 'ew' for sure,
I prefer to assume that it was intended as an invitation for the object of his affection to eat it off his crotch (not necessarily with the spoon), which may be more or less 'ew' than eating it himself, depending on who or what the affectionate object is. I'm trying to only think about the less 'ew' possibilities, as the more 'ew' are just ... 'ew'.
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Bet they've never even seen yogurt guy
Not that I can recall, and I think I'll keep it that way.