"Working" from home.
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My fiancée likes my cooking as it is, so I'm not insecure
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"My ex was an awful cook, I was always gagging on his sausages"
"It's not the size of your wok, it's how you use it"
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vacation expires Dec 31
Thankfully, here in CA vacation cannot expire. Once you're earned it, it's yours.
But...
- Max accrual. Can't earn it, so it can't be taken away.
- Unlimited vacation. You don't earn anything.
Now, unlimited may sound wonderful (and it's nice not needing to count to save up days for that special trip). But, if/when I leave the company, I get nothing. With vacation accrual, you get paid all accrued vacation. That can be a nice little bonus...
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"My ex was an awful cook, I was always gagging on his sausages"
"It's not the size of your wok, it's how you use it"
I could …
Nah, too easy.
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I still have no idea how much a "knob of butter" is.
Twice as large as half a knob.
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I still have no idea how much a "knob of butter" is.
It depends how lucky you are and how hot she is.
[spoiler]Approx one teaspoon I'd guess, being booooring![/spoiler]
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how hot she is
I would hope that the amount of butter remains constant, regardless of it's aggregate state.
Filed under: Taking shit way too literally
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I would hope that the amount of butter remains constant, regardless of it's aggregate state.
Depends on how you measure it. Volume will probably change due to thermal expansion and other effects.
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TLDR: TIL "Working from home" involves not actually doing work because you can't connect to the company network (from your bed no less) - but do you have to be so blatant about it? And why does no-one else of consequence give a fuck?
While looking for an appropriate meme for another thread, I ran across this little gem:
