The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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It looks like it should be the next avatar for @ben_lubar
I wonder what would happen if his current avatar was fed into a Piet interpreter...
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I wonder what would happen if his current avatar was fed into a Piet interpreter...
I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be the full source code for Dwarf Fortress
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I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be the full source code for Dwarf Fortress
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What do you call a white developer, a black developer, a Mexican developer, an Indian developer, and a Japanese developer who are all making edits on the same source file?
[spoiler]A race condition.[/spoiler]
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I would be very surprised, given that Tarn hasn't released the source code anywhere.
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Warning: abductions!
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What the heck is that triangular sign?
Filed under: It's almost "Sir Topenhatt's funeral ahead"... but, no hat, so... ooh, ooh, sleeping retired sumo wrestlers ahead! Got it. Never mind.
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Warning: Speed Humps.
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I was going to fill in 'sleeping policemen', but that is most certainly redundant now...
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As seen in https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=speed+bumps+sign 1
There's also the double
breastbump version:1Depending on Google's whim.
(TIL: images in Google results use data URIs.)
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That's uneven surface ;)
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I always thought it was "bumps"
TIL, I guess.
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<article class="onebox-body">Speed bump
Speed bumps are the common name for a family of traffic calming devices that use vertical deflection to slow motor-vehicle traffic in order to improve safety conditions. Variations include the speed hump (or speed ramp), speed cushion, and speed table. The use of vertical deflection devices is widespread around the world, and they are most commonly found where vehicle speeds are statutorily mandated to be low, usually 40 km/h (25 mph), or 8 to 16 km/h (5.0 to 9.9 mph) in car parks.[citation neede...
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This quine uses global variables.
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Ah, so little annoying dinky things VS. big-ass things I used to troll people by going over them way too fast for a regular car ( Citroén FTW! ).
We use the same name for both. Languagesistency!
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This quine uses global variables.
Which came first? That, or this JS version?(The JS version is more impressive because it runs in your browser and it shows syntax highlighting)
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bumps... humps...
I believe either term is acceptable.
Both derive from the name of the inventor, Sir Reginald Humpington Bumpington.
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Well cows are herbie-vores...
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Both derive from the name of the inventor, Sir Reginald Humpington Bumpington.
This is, I believe, a genuine FICT.
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<img src="/uploads/default/15230/7d98e56cc30cd2a6.png" width="376" height="499">
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dang.... i need to get or shop me one of those.
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i can get a GUID TOO!
9C990857-43C5-4E0F-99CD-802E49240EE5
there! MINE! :-P
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Hmmm... if I visited that site multiple times, but made copies of all the GUIDs, maybe I can sell them on eBay?
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<title>Waste-A-GUID</title> </head> <body> <center> <h1>Waste-A-GUID</h1> <h3>Once they are gone, they're gone for good</h3> <p> <h1> 33ea57fb-3f29-4501-a849-b2e26320e1f1 </h1> <h3>Thank You for making one less GUID available to the rest of us!</h3> </center> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); </script> <script type="text/javascript"> try{ var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-197242-9"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}</script> </body>
Someone lost their <head>.
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Referer: http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/atwoods-law/8750/45
There goes my trust over Firefox's private mode...
Filed under: 33ea57fb-3f29-4501-a849-b2e26320e1f1
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Hey baby, if I said your body was well-formed would you hold it against me?
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What do you call a white developer, a black developer, a Mexican developer, an Indian developer, and a Japanese developer who are all making edits on the same source file?
[spoiler]A race condition.[/spoiler]
Your username is appropriate for that joke
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Your username is appropriate for that joke
If you liked that one, you should probably check out the rest of my posting history.
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i can get a GUID TOO!
9C990857-43C5-4E0F-99CD-802E49240EE5
there! MINE!
http://wasteaguid.info/
Filed under: 33ea57fb-3f29-4501-a849-b2e26320e1f1
Odd, I got
DEADFACE-BEEF-CAFE-BABE-C0DEDA0FF1CE
Must be crazy luck or something.
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Weird, I got 00000000-0000-4000-0000-000000000000
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Two programmers are strolling down the road:
Programmer 1: "Where did you get that new bicycle?"
Programmer 2: "I was just taking a walk yesterday when this hot girl rides up to me on her bicycle, gets off, takes off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'"
Programmer 1: "Good call, the clothes would probably not have fitted anyway."
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Reminded me of this one:
A guy was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The guy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."...
Alternative ending: "Well, you see, I'm a fairy boy."
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Alternative ending: Cuisses de grenouille
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https://twitter.com/FioraAeterna/status/575783545634865153
Cross posting where it belongs.
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What does a programmer use as a contraceptive?
[spoiler]His personality[/spoiler]
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Is there a language where you can set your
private
s toprotected
?
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A font walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your type in here".
Then he called the serif.
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How can you tell the outgoing programmer at a party?
[spoiler]he stares at someone else's shoes[/spoiler]
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Note to self: don't repost jokes from here to other places:
[21:05:17] <Onyx47> http://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/16832/94979293b4ca6a96.jpg [21:07:10] <Lee-Yen> And then i shot the Calibri? [21:07:43] <Onyx47> no... it's... serif... [21:07:55] <Onyx47> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serif [21:08:02] <Onyx47> see: red bits on the image [21:08:45] <Lee-Yen> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri [21:09:06] <Lee-Yen> ho wait, say what now? [21:09:12] <Onyx47> is a specific typeface [21:09:19] <Onyx47> serif is not a typeface [21:09:40] <Onyx47> serifs are red bits, also font family [21:09:45] <Lee-Yen> i don't font, let alone typface, so my mistake, reference lost :P [21:09:51] <Onyx47> Calibri is sans-serif, because, no serifs [21:10:06] <Onyx47> I useless repository [21:10:09] <Onyx47> so it's ok [21:10:15] <Lee-Yen> so my joke works? [21:10:35] <Onyx47> I'm not that generous
... because it reminds you just how much of a nerd you are ...
NOTE: Other participants in chat not clueless. Just not as insane as people here.