Caller: "My house is on fire!! Come quick!"
911: "Where are you? How do we get there?"
Caller: "Don't you guys still have those red trucks...?"
Caller: "My house is on fire!! Come quick!"
911: "Where are you? How do we get there?"
Caller: "Don't you guys still have those red trucks...?"
:Back and forth with my sons very WTDWTF-like:
Suddenly my daughter hollers :"STOP splitting hairs!!"
IJIJ: "...we're not splitting hairs...we're arguing about semantics...."
What lullaby did Peter The Great sing to put his son to sleep?
[spoiler] Twinkle Twinkle Little Tsar [/spoiler]
I'm still bitter at NASA for not accepting my assertion I'd make a bitching astronaut.
They did accept your assertion.
They decided they didn't want to hear "Houston... I have a problem" 200 times a day...
So, my kids attend schools in the local school system - let's call it LSS.
LSS has a handy-dandy website for tracking assignments and grades.
Since it's a school system, it has a sillybold name to evoke feelings of Greater Purpose - LSSwow
If I want to see the cafeteria menu:
LSS.org
If I want to check grades:
LSSwow.LSS.org
If I want to choke my computer with Pop-up ads warning of dire infections and
instructions to call this number RIGHT NOW!!!
LSSwow.org
Thanks guys.
@loopback0 said:BEEEEP ....BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP
Man, their delivery service has really gone down hill...
And, apparently, they're backing up going down that hill....
What do Zombie Vegetarians say?GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINS!
Zombie Plumbers?
[spoiler]Draaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssss[/spoiler]
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
[spoiler]Py-Rex[/spoiler]
@anonymous234: said:To repeat what has been said hundreds of times... we've had this thing for almost (I think) a year and we're STILL finding a new site-breaking bug every two weeks. WHAT THE FUCK?!
We're in month 8 of regular usage.
I'd start a poll about whether you think the extra four months will help...
But I don't want to be responsible for someone laughing themselves to death.
I'm not putting together a treatment until we've got a deal.
blakeyrat: ALLOFTHEBENJAMINS!! - the other half of the trinkets.
IJIJ: half the shiny trinkets
Geesh. Fine - but I get half the trinkets... keychains, posters, whatnot.
Also... half the tickets to premiers and awards shows... doesn't have to be the good tickets either, just so I get inside the door.
Deal?
Absolutely - I'll cut you in for, what?, 50% of my cut?
By what?
The eyes are little intense, but it's blown up a bit from the original, which makes that more obvious.
YKYBetc...
You tell stories about @blakeyrat's commute to your family and your family creates this:
(Unfortunately DiscoSearch - so cannot link to original post about hipster girl balancing checkbook)
ο€ for Northern carpetbagger stealing my idea...
But, good job.
Filed under: Did you get Moldova? It's next to Transnistria
"Baiting" is the term you are looking for.
Umm, no, there's a more colorful term...mmm...
I 'spec Hank probably used it in the episode where Bobby bags his first deer.ΒΉ
ΒΉWith the truck, naturally. (Tying together two threads!)
As long as we're not hiding in tree stands and attracting them with seed corn....
there's a word for that... besides "cheating", I mean
Dale Gribble.
Boomhauer
Um. guys. Can we get together to mow lawns together, sometime, or something?
Since a group hug would be way outta line....
Filed under:
"Do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?"
"No Dad"
"Well, there really is no wrong way..."
You are asking questions and becoming informed, instead of going all moral panic without being informed.
At TDWTF?
Gibberish.
The only "moral panic" I have is the shock that California can somehow get out of bed in the morning and manage to get dressed by itself.
Oh, wait... I'm being species-ist and able-ist with that comment.