The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Customer just reported a problem. I discovered what was wrong, told him what it was, and got a reply back a few minutes later, after he tried it, "Bingo! That was it."
Of course it was! I tested it before telling you, so I would make sure I was telling you the right thing!
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I'd rather have them report back that their issue is resolved, instead of staying silent so I assume it's resolved and then them being angry 6 months later because I never fixed their problem.
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staying silent
that wasn't what I meant. It just struck me as funny. Like I said, I tested the solution before reporting it, so I knew it would work.
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Today after I pick my son up at daycare:
"Daddy, what do you do and mommy do while I am at school?"
"We work, son."
"Why?"
"So we can make money."
"Why?"
"So we can buy stuff." (and pay the bills, but he is 3 and no need to kill his will to live just yet...)
"Like toys and cheeseburgers?"
"...exactly son."
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We workMommy works and I pretend to work while visiting an online forum, son."FTFY
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is that what the young kids are calling that these days?
Pffffbt. Young kids these days don't know what work is. Why...back in my day we worked 16 hours a day, 7 days a week and were glad to do it. These young whipper-snappers don't know what work is! With their iced coffees and their Macarenas. It's a shame, that's what it is. This world is going to hell, I tell you. To hell in a handbasket!
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I never really understood, was the band the women? Was it the geriatric Mexican dudes in suits? Both of the above?
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I never really understood, was the band the women? Was it the geriatric Mexican dudes in suits? Both of the above?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_del_Río
Can't add formatting to the onebox. It's the duo, the two guys.
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Your logic is getting in the way of my humor...
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Touchê
Minor point of pedantry: The accent over the e should be acute, é (U+00E9, Alt+0233 on Windows), not circumflex.
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I reject your pedantry, because I have been attempting to do a different accent character each time I say that. Occasionally I forget and use the correct one, but I have been trying to always use the wrong one. Because...reasons...and to annoy people like you. ;-)
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Touche͋…
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Touchę
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I never really understood, was the band the women? Was it the geriatric Mexican dudes in suits? Both of the above?
en.wikipedia.org
Los del Río
Los Del Río (Spanish pronunciation: [los ðel ˈri.o], "Those From The River"), also known as The Del Rios, are a Spanish (Andalusian) pop and dance duo which formed in 1992. They are best known for their smash-hit dance single "Macarena", originally released in early 1994. The song went on to become a worldwide success. The single "Tengo, Tengo" was released on February 18, 1996, and appeared later that year on the album Fiesta Macarena. The group ultimately released six albums: A Mi Me Gusta, M...
Can't add formatting to the onebox. It's the duo, the two guys.
Besides, Spanish is conveniently gendered. "Los" is masculine plural. If it referred to the women, it'd be "Las del Rio".
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Humor? What humor? :P
You keep using that [spoiler]misspelled, there's a U in it[/spoiler] word, I do no think it means what you think it means.
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Besides, Spanish is conveniently gendered. "Los" is masculine plural. If it referred to the women, it'd be "Las del Rio".
And what if it was both the women and the men, wise guy? Huh?
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Laos
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I say, I say, I say; I do believe that you might possibly, just possibly, have missed my joke back there.
Filed under: In case it's too subtle: it's what the kids call it: work => sex
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I'm not sure young kids would be calling that anything.
Not outside of Essex, anyway.
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mod_security called, they said that place was Method Not Acceptable.
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I say, I say, I say; I do believe that you might possibly, just possibly, have missed my joke back there.
No, I got it. It just wasn't that funny. ;-)
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No, I got it. It just wasn't that funny.
hmm.... must remember that excuse next timed a certain posh looking dog wishes to hang a woosh pendant around my neck. ;-P
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mod_security called, they said that place was Method Not Acceptable.
For those of us on the other side of the pond and not following the goings on in the various political subdivisions of your island, would you mind letting us in on the joke? It appears as though it might be something I'd rather not google for.
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OK, mod_security is a module you stuff into Apache for 'security'. Basically it reviews any incoming content of any kind in the request and if it meets a given criteria or rule in its rule set, it returns HTTP 406 Method Not Acceptable.
Few of the rules are of any use, but the fun one is that if you include the word 'sex' in a request, it's almost guaranteed to be refused. There is a general set of rules and hosts tend to tweak their own too. Especially fucking GoDaddy.
Which is fun if you happen to be me and live in a county called Sussex. Or the aforementioned Essex.
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Spanish dudes
You're just splitting hairs... They are, not-'murican.
Mexico is part of North America, so they conceivably could be called Americans.
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Ah, I completely misunderstood. I thought it was referring to some scandal, unknown to me, about illegal activities involving children in Essex. Glad to know I was wrong.
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Mexico is part of North America, so they conceivably could be called Americans.
However, they are from Spain, not Mexico. Last I checked, Spain was not part of North (or South) America, although large parts of both once belonged to Spain.
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However, they are from Spain, not Mexico. Last I checked, Spain was not part of North (or South) America, although large parts of both once belonged to Spain.
America comes from a Spanish name, so perhaps Americans are really Spanish.
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Well, it sounds Spanish...ish...
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That would be "Américo".
"go" is very much an Italian suffix.
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Okay, I got one...Compared to the size of the United States, Spain and Italy are practically the same place anyway.
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@HardwareGeek said:
Humor? What humor?
misspelled, there's a U in it
I see the u! It's right after the h!
humor
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And what if it was both the women and the men, wise guy? Huh?
In mixed company, Spanish defaults to the masculine.
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In mixed company, Spanish defaults to the masculine.
There's a joke in here, but I have a splitting headache and CBA to find it...
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Filed under: Why so serious?
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^That is awesome.
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@HardwareGeek said:
Humor? What humor? :P
You keep using that misspelled, there's a U in it word, I do no think it means what you think it means.I cannot, for the life of me, figure out where to put the 'u' in "What."