The bigpug Moon
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I prefer the the metal trough found in awful pubs in the UK.
I have a theory that the long troughs were designed by a man, who understood the primal joy of pissing against a wall. The separate urinal was designed by a woman who, due to lack of experience, wasn't aware of the significant risk of splashback on a curved surface
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Also when I there aint enough space to have my feet more than shoulder width apart ... That isn't any good. Legs apart, hips forward with my hand in my belt ...
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The reason you wash your hands after using the bathroom is because you're supposed to wash your hands several times a day and that's a handy time to do it. It's equally effective if you just set a timer and wash your hands every 2-3 hours on schedule.
It has nothing to do with getting waste on your hands. If you believe that, you must get sick all the fucking time. Probably get me sick, too. Morons.
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One of our tabloids kept running the topless models on the last page. [...] Now that's some real balls.
On the models? I would hope not.
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I know why.
The image, which is clearly intended as a joke, was amusing and relevant.
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The image, which is clearly intended as a joke, was amusing and relevant.
Outweighed by the fact that the guy who made it:
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is the kind of asshole who gets everybody else sick when a cold or flu is going wrong
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is encouraging that behavior in others with his "oh ha ha you don't need to wash your hands if you didn't pee on them ha ha" idiot joke for dummy moron stupids.
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is encouraging that behavior in others with his "oh ha ha you don't need to wash your hands if you didn't pee on them ha ha" idiot joke for dummy moron stupids.
Yes, because people usually change their behaviour based on a joke
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In the 1940s, the KKK was defeated by the radio show The Adventures of Superman turning their sayings and rituals into a joke.
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I think you should look up the difference between "usually" and "once"
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you make a joke about them and spread it on the internet
Gandhi said it, so it must be true
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Outweighed by the fact that the guy who made it:
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is the kind of asshole who gets everybody else sick when a cold or flu is going wrong
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is encouraging that behavior in others with his "oh ha ha you don't need to wash your hands if you didn't pee on them ha ha" idiot joke for dummy moron stupids.
Anyone who sees a joke in pie chart form on the Internet and goes "Oh, cool, this graph says I only need to wash my hands when people see me do it" is the type of clown that's probably already leaves without washing their hands.
People aren't going to change their behaviour around washing their hands based on this.
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I will only believe it to be true if it rhymes
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If you joke upon the net
then across your point will get
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When about some point you must be terse,
It helps if you can say it all in verse!
Your argument will be for all to see,
And follow to the uttermost degree![spoiler]Rhyming iambic pentameter, bitches![/spoiler]
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I give no shits what you think.
I hate getting sick. I hate people who get me sick. I hate that stupid pie chart. I hate you. I hate.
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Moments like these make me glad that @blakeyrat is probably not a gigantic supercomputer that has gone rogue.
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@blakeyrat is probably not a gigantic supercomputer that has gone rogue.
Cite your sources, shoulder aliens etc.
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why do we have separate rooms full of stalls for men and women?
So the women get the chance to crap in a bathroom that doesn't permanently stink of old piss. This will remain the case until men stop believing that sitting down to piss is a threat to their manly manliness.
Which toilet does a transgendered woman go into?
Women's, if she has a clue, because they're almost always cleaner.
the primal joy of pissing against a wall
has got nothing on the primal joy of pissing against a tree or into the snow.
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into the snow
Aren't you Australian? I doubt you've ever experienced that particular primal joy
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There is a mountain not too far from my house upon which I have in fact pissed in the snow on numerous occasions; once in the middle of bushfire season. Next time I go there, I shall piss your name into the snow and post the picture here.
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Enjoy your flag
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So the women get the chance to crap in a bathroom that doesn't permanently stink of old piss.
We men also get to avoid the bloody messes from women who aren't careful about disposing of their sanitary napkins, etc. I've heard some amazing horror stories that put piss on the toilet seat to shame.
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put piss on the toilet seat to shame
The piss on the toilet seat is not the problem, because it pretty much has to be wiped up by the next sitter. It's the little splashes that soak into the grout between the floor tiles and forever thereafter release the gentle waft of ammonia.
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Yes, yes...still better than the stall looking like an abattoir.
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That's why you don't use floor tiles in the bathroom. Use something sanitary like a plastic mat.
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an abattoir
I'm always amazed at men's misconceptions of how much blood is involved in the whole affair. It's like watching parody action shows where a papercut sprays the whole room.
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I'm always amazed at men's misconceptions of how much blood is involved in the whole affair.
I've never experienced the mess in a public bathroom, but the descriptions I've heard are pretty horrific. The overall process doesn't bother me much (and with two menstruating females living in my house, that's a good thing), and I'm familiar enough with how much blood there is.
It's like watching parody action shows where a papercut sprays the whole room.
The description I got made it sound like someone was trying to paint or something.
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I'm always amazed at men's misconceptions of how much blood is involved in the whole affair. It's like watching parody action shows where a papercut sprays the whole room.
The Shining (Door Scene) – 00:27
— JordanMachin
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Stories grow in the telling. And there are probably people out there who would describe 3 drops as 'covered in blood'.
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No, why do we have separate rooms full of stalls for men and women?
Bad idea. Women will get smelly toilets and men will get stuck with long queues. Look in any night-club at midnight - there will be a queue in the women's and none at the gents. Hell, I'm selfish but I have no intention to queue 10 minutes for something that takes 20 seconds.
A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They
finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his
hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.
The Harvard man says, "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."
The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."Some facts: The purpose of washing is not to get pee off your hands. No amount of washing will make you clean. You have to do it anyway.
I've said this before: your boxer-shorts region — from belly button to mid-thigh — is crawling with germs known as coliform bacteria.
Women's, if she has a clue, because they're almost always cleaner.
Having worked in a couple of places that have public toilets (fast food outlet and a pub,) I must point out that this isn't as common as thought...
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Which toilet does a transgendered woman go into?
I've heard it suggested they'll commonly follow what they're currently wearing.
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I've heard it suggested they'll commonly follow what they're currently wearing.
Transgender, not transvestite.
(Though given the question itself I reckon the latter was meant anyway...)
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Stories grow in the telling. And there are probably people out there who would describe 3 drops as 'covered in blood'.
Possible. The person who told me this was my wife, though, so it's not like some friend of a friend story (for me).
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I have no mouth and I must scream-AM's hate speech – 00:36
— coolsomeXD [He-Him]
Filed under: [Sorry, couldn't resist](#tag)
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I Have No Idea, But I Must Play - Part 1: Weekend at Benny's – 35:49
— retsupuraeFrom the makers of Darkseed II. You can tell high quality's a-comin'.
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I hate.
This was one of the first GIS results for "little ball of hate." Someone also made a parody of Soft Kitty:
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Awwww. Wanna hug it out?
#3 GIS result for "blakey needs a hug" (caption is "come give blakey a hug." Anyone surprised that blakey[1]s a douchebro?
[1] Yes, yes, it's a persona, etc.
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This will remain the case until men stop believing that sitting down to piss is a threat to their manly manliness.
I knew you were that type.
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Women's, if she has a clue, because they're almost always cleaner.
Oh my god. If you believe that, I could find any number of women who could tell you all sorts of horror stories.
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The description I got made it sound like someone was trying to paint or something.
Lest anyone believe otherwise, this does actually happen as such. I've seen it, unfortunately, more than once.
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Women's, if she has a clue, because they're almost always cleaner.
I used to be a cleaner in a previous life. You are dead wrong. Nobody has every been more wrong. In public women pretend to be nice, neat creatures. In private, in the bathrooms, they are horrible, disgusting animals.
This dose of rampant sexism and generalising has been brought to you by PTSD.
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Isn't that going to depend on the jurisdiction?
(Leaving entirely to one side the question of how we're checking people's toilet equipment to make sure they're Doing it Right...)
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Isn't that going to depend on the jurisdiction?
Yes, but I don't think you're going to run into any practical problems in any jurisdiction. Nobody is going to check. If you're passing as a woman, use the women's toilets.
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Nobody is going to check
I am certainly not volunteering for the role of Toilet Police...