The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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The joke is that they omitted an indefinite article even though it would clearly fit there, right?
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snicker ... I guess I did set you up for a woosh ...
This sounds like some kind of metric slang that I'm not familiar with.
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Filed nuder: Oh the fucking ironing!
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snicker ... I guess I did set you up for a woosh ...
Hey, you live in Belgium. For all I know, you don't have any idea what a Snickers bar is.
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Filed nuder
You filed someone's clothes off?
Wait, nuder ...
You filed someone's skin off? Dude, you need help ...
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You filed someone's clothes off?
Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for someone to notice that misspelling?
Perhaps I should re-evaluate my priorities in life...
Filed nuder: I couldn't file this any nuder if I tried!
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Well if she was already dead to start with...
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IS IT a bird? Is it a plane? No. it's a man dressed as Superman being arrested after tangling with a guardian of law and order during a night out with fellow caped crusader Bananaman.
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Bananaman could not be contacted for comment last night.
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Perhaps I should re-evaluate my priorities in life...
Probably.
Filed nuder: I couldn't file this any nuder if I tried!
Gah! Where's my brain bleach‽
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@Luhmann said:
What is a Snickers Bar?
How is that different from a gay pub?
One is candy. The other is a place for homsexuals to purchase alcohol.
I'll leave your furtive imaginations produce connotations about Snickers bars and possible connections with gay pubs with [this][1].
Paging @discoursebot...
[1]: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Snickers-XTR-Body-Engineered-Shorts-A-V-S-Fabric-UK-SUPPLIER-9433-/190957204984?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item2c75efb5f8
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@loopback0 - Last Day Without A Discourse Bug: null
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Paging @discoursebot...
loopback hasn't gotten that update yet.....
even though i've yelled at him a few times about it.
you want o give it a try?
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It's almost getting to the point where I'm just avoiding it to be annoying.
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i like that guy. funny, and usually nonlethal funny.
usually....
ok, and it's sometimes only on technicality
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Presented without comment.
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Presented without comment.
It needs none. I am thinking that "TheJosh" was at the very least an extra on "Jersey Shore".
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I wonder if he hangs out with the guy who thinks folding his seats flat saves weight.
edit: Shame though - the original version of that thread was better before it got cleaned up.
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"The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared."
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it's artistic so i think it's safe not spoilering it.
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it needs none
Actually, I didn't click the link until after I saw your comment, assuming that it was the same bodybuilding forum thread that I've already read (the spaghetti one).
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nonlethal
Remember, there's no such thing as "nonlethal", only "less [likely to be] lethal".
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@Intercourse said:
It needs none. I am thinking that "TheJosh" was at the very least an extra on "Jersey Shore".
That guy was an excellent troll. Clearly, as far as I bothered to read, he was counting elapsed time, when everyone else was counting the days themselves.
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same bodybuilding forum thread that I've already read
Holy christ. Do squats kill brain cells??
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Remember, there's no such thing as "nonlethal", only "less [likely to be] lethal".
Dihydrgen Monoxide. it's killing you!
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Breathing oxygen is slowly burning you alive.
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that too.
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going through old image folders on my NAS has shown me many things.
- my sense of what was "cool" has changed drastically in the last 15 years
- I collected a surprising amount of risque and off colour images when i was a minor.
- a lot of webcomics i have random strips of are no more and i am saddened as i remember how awesome they were.
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Remember, there's no such thing as "nonlethal", only "less [likely to be] lethal".
Dihydrgen Monoxide. it's killing you!
Breathing oxygen is slowly burning you alive.
I don't know what yall are talking about, but here's a 60 page [down button press] document explaining why breath play is a bad idea.
The tldr is that asphyxiation causes a systemic reaction that can trigger a heart attack in an otherwise entirely healthy person, which can only be exacerbated by any other type of exertion the person may be experiencing at the time. Furthermore, “I was just strangling them, I didn't expect them to die!” is not a legal defense with a long history of working.
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well for one thing..... dihidrogenmonoxide is...... water.
it made an appearance on the frontpage in the one about BESS the web filter that didn't work because open web proxies.
and yes breath play is a very very very very bad idea..... but it's also true that you are literally powered by exactly the same chemical reaction that causes wood to burn and your car to go vroom vroom. you just do it a lot slower.
an finally @frostcat was commenting that there is no such thing as "nonlethal", a stungun can kill (trigger heartattack, break neede pacemaker, etc) but then so can a casual slap on the back.
wait..... one of us had a point here... what was it?
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wait... one of us had a point here... what was it?
It was a point. About this big, very pointy, please let me know if you see it.
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Your cells use oxygen for a combustion reaction, which means breathing is literally burning you alive. Very slowly.
It's not scary, it's
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What about farads, which are so huge everything in regular use is in the milli range?
Actually, capacitors in the millifarad range are quite large (and their values are generally expressed as, say, 5000 µF). Picofarad (pF) capacitors are very common, and IC designers routinely deal with capacitances down in the fF (femtofarad) range.
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Enjoy your flag. I'm particularly impressed by the two week delay
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I'm still catching up after having been on vacation. Topics, like this one, that have a large number of unread posts are the ones in which I'm farthest behind.
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Actually, capacitors in the millifarad range are quite large
I think I had one of these as a kid, now I think about it. Maybe it was in the 200-250mF range. It was about the size of a soup thermos, and could hold a significant charge when hooked up to a 9V battery—certainly enough to melt small bits of foil and wire, or give someone a moderate shock. It was still active for a few minutes after charging as well, so you could charge it covertly and give it to someone. ("Why are you handing me such a large capa—OW!")
Can't remember where it came from, or how it came into my possession though.
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a lot of webcomics i have random strips of are no more and i am saddened as i remember how awesome they were
RIP "Nerdcore: The Core Wars"
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I think I had one of these as a kid, now I think about it. Maybe it was in the 200-250mF range. It was about the size of a soup thermos, and could hold a significant charge when hooked up to a 9V battery—certainly enough to melt small bits of foil and wire, or give someone a moderate shock. It was still active for a few minutes after charging as well, so you could charge it covertly and give it to someone.
My dad had one like that, too; I may still have it somewhere. One thing he taught me is to store and handle such caps with a piece of wire shorting the terminals to prevent exactly that (unless, of course, you are doing it deliberately :) ). If I still have his, it still has the wire attached.
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One thing he taught me is to store and handle such caps with a piece of wire shorting the terminals to prevent exactly that
Isn't it quite dangerous to short out a cap like that? If it's charged, it would discharge rapidly, I think. IANAEE, though...
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depends on how much charge you are dealing with. your biggest danger discharging the thing is having it arc somewhere you don't want it to.
most caps you'll run into can't store enough charge to do more than give you a rather nasty shock, but that doesn't mean you should be cavalier with them.
Ceramic caps and Electrolytic caps are the two most common types you'll run into. the ceramics are unpolarized so you don't have to worry about voltage direction, btu tend to be in the microFarad range. Electrolytics are polarized, and will store a much, much, much bigger charge. You can sometimes get these with a couple of farads of capacitance. these are the more dangerous ones because of their greater charge.
i'm probably a little oversimplifying here, sorry. best rules for working with caps are:
- Assume the cap is charged until proven otherwise
- Always discharge all caps before working on any device. Use a special discharging device if possible, if not available learn how to make one (they're not hard and rather cheap. the only tricky part is selecting the right size resistor)