The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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Shamelessly stolen from reddit:
What do you call it when a chicken looks at a big bowl of lettuce?
chicken sees a salad
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
"It is OK, everybody" Yuri yelled back. "I have endured many hardships in my life."
Glad I skipped to the punchline.
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@Mason_Wheeler Looks like you will be (or are already) a fan of the longest joke in the world.
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@Vault_Dweller I saw that and wondered, "is it the story of Nate the Snake?" Then I clicked the link and... yep!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Putting the cute back in charcuterie.
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Saw that coming as soon as she said "the letter S"....
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Saw that coming as soon as she said "the letter S"....
Yes. A very, very old joke. And not even a good one.
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@Mason_Wheeler But that's a shitty ortho graphy.
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@El_Heffe said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Saw that coming as soon as she said "the letter S"....
Yes. A very, very old joke. And not even a good one.
Well, it's a pun, so.
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@Mason_Wheeler I wouldn't mind giving her a few bucks.
Probably would just
run awaykick me off if I offered though...Edit: thought of a more accurate pun.
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@Tsaukpaetra You worry me sometimes...
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra You worry me sometimes...
"sometimes"?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra You worry me sometimes...
I'm not doing nearly enough it seems...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra You worry me sometimes...
I'm not doing it nearly enough it seems...
FTFY
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@Mingan said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra You worry me sometimes...
I'm not doing it nearly enough it seems...
FTFY
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It's not just here; sometimes I post memes on Facebook that are awful puns. They're terrible and I probably ought to be ashamed of myself. But my friends give them likes and laughs and fun comments, which makes me think it's worthwhile afterall. So in the end, the friends justify the memes!
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My friend has been experimenting splicing water fowl genes into fish eggs. They say she's crazy
but she's got all her ducks in a roe.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
My friend has been experimenting splicing water fowl genes into fish eggs. They say she's crazy
but she's got all her ducks in a roe.
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My sister says that the OB office where her latest baby was delivered has the motto, "We bring out the kid in you!"
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The jackhammer is possibly one of the most groundbreaking inventions.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/i5msk4/a_priest_an_imam_and_a_rabbit_walk_into_a/
From commentariat, in case people here don't want reddit on them:
This is a quality dad joke.
I’ve sent it to my focus group (22, 20 and 17) and all three have responded with abuse and promised intentions to put me in a home and never visit me. Feedback doesn’t get more positive than that.
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@Benjamin-Hall I feel like I'm missing some pop culture reference...
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@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall I feel like I'm missing some pop culture reference...
Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son (Official Audio) – 05:24
— kansasVEVO
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Biblical pun of the day:
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Answer:
Ruthless.