The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I'm betting this is the daughter of someone who is a regular here
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought this joke was pretty funny first time I heard it, with the Lone Ranger and Tonto as the main characters. Since when do Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought this joke was pretty funny first time I heard it, with the Lone Ranger
and Tonto as the main characterson TV for the first time.FTF…
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought this joke was pretty funny first time I heard it, with the Lone Ranger
and Tonto as the main characterson TV for the first time.FTF…
<insert Blakeyrant about how Brits are dumb because they love/replay old TV series all the time>
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm betting this is the daughter of someone who is a regular here
We're on the East coast, we'd go to Disney World.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thought this joke was pretty funny first time I heard it, with the Lone Ranger
and Tonto as the main characterson TV for the first time.FTF…
Brits are dumb because they love/replay old TV series all the time
That is dumb h...
Blakeyrant
Oh, I see.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not far from Garmisch-Parttenkirchen, there is a mountains called Wank. And on mount Wank, there is an inn, called Wankhütte ("wank hut").
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@BernieTheBernie
But if cross the mountain you get to Fucking, Switzerland?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But if cross the mountain you get to Fucking, Switzerland?
That's actually in Austria.
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@BernieTheBernie
Fuck! I took a wrong turn somewhere ...
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie
Fuck! I took a wrong turn somewhere ...My guess would be at Albuquerque.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie
Fuck! I took a wrong turn somewhere ...My guess would be at Albuquerque.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie
Fuck! I took a wrong turn somewhere ...My guess would be at Albuquerque.
Dang it, I wanted to write that.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, only with things that are essentially uniform in size, like washing machines.
Coincidentally, Americans measure the size of washing machines in loads.
Next you'll be telling me they measure shoe sizes in feet.
Just wait'll you hear about the toilet paper roll maths.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, only with things that are essentially uniform in size, like washing machines.
Coincidentally, Americans measure the size of washing machines in loads.
Next you'll be telling me they measure shoe sizes in feet.
My shoes are exactly one foot long
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, only with things that are essentially uniform in size, like washing machines.
Coincidentally, Americans measure the size of washing machines in loads.
Next you'll be telling me they measure shoe sizes in feet.
My shoes are exactly one foot long
Mine are a bit longer, otherwise I couldn’t fit the feet inside.
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Did someone have Supervolcano for Apocalypse Bingo?
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Yellowstone is one of the most seismically active areas in the United States. Approximately 700 to 3,000 earthquakes occur each year in the Yellowstone area; most are not felt
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yellowstone is one of the most seismically active areas in the United States. Approximately 700 to 3,000 earthquakes occur each year in the Yellowstone area; most are not felt
Yeah, now if they start reporting "No earthquakes in the last 3 months", RUN.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, now if they start reporting "No earthquakes in the last 3 months", RUN.
No, just start regretting not being a prepper with guns, grow lights for the garden, and a secure underground bunker.
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@Tsaukpaetra
Preliminary report: killed by yoghurt
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305650996628029440/717932651792564274/ARbGOjd.jpg
#pepsilivesmatter?
I'll show myself out.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, since I got likes for that one, here's the runner-up:
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305650996628029440/717932651792564274/ARbGOjd.jpg
#pepsilivesmatter?
I'll show myself out.
#isded
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra
Preliminary report: killed by yoghurtNo signs of carbondiocide.
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@LaoC if I had enough photoshop skills, I'd draw Dio lying dead on the street with a bucket of coal spilled next to him.
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@Gąska Which one?
Dio may refer to:
Contents1 Given name 2 Surname 3 Places 4 Music 5 Abbreviations 6 Other uses 7 See also
Given name
Dio or Dion, masculine given name
Dio of Alexandria, Greek philosopher and ambassador (1st century BC) Dio Chrysostom, Roman philosopher (AD 40–120) Cassius Dio, Roman historian (AD 160–230) Cassius Dio (consul 291) Dio Lequaglie (born 1963), Italian beach volleyball player
Surname
Ronnie James Dio (1942–2010), American singer for the bands Elf, Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio, and Heaven & Hell Johnny Dio (1914–1979), Mafia boss
Places
Dio, Burkina Faso Diö, a small village in southern Sweden Dio-et-Valquières, France Dio-Gare, Mali Diu, India, formerly known as Dio
Music
Dio (band), an American heavy metal band Dio - Distraught Overlord, a Japanese heavy metal band "Dio" (song), a song by Tenacious D on the 2001 eponymous album Dio (album), an album by Jørn Lande "Dio", a song from the Throwing Muses album Red Heaven
Abbreviations
Days Inventory Outstanding Diocesan Boys' School, Hong Kong Diocesan Girls' School, Hong Kong St. John's Diocesan Girls' Higher Secondary School, India Diocesan School for Girls (Auckland), New Zealand Defence Intelligence Organisation, Australian military intelligence agency Defense Industries Organization, conglomerate of companies run by the Islamic Republic of Iran Defence Infrastructure Organisation, an operating arm of the UK Ministry of Defence Diet-induced obesity model (DIO model), an animal model used in laboratory research Digital Input/Output
Other uses
the Italian word for God Dio Brando, villain in the manga and anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Honda Dio, motorscooter produced in India Radio Dio, an independent radio station, broadcasting to the French city of Saint-Etienne Dio Eraclea, character from the anime Last Exile as well as its sequel Last Exile: Fam, The Silver Wing
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Which one?
Does it matter? The pun works anyway
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305650996628029440/717932651792564274/ARbGOjd.jpg
Coke won the cola wars.
#probably
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC if I had enough photoshop skills, I'd draw Dio lying dead on the street with a bucket of coal spilled next to him.
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Not sure why, but this advert reminds me of @PJH
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@DoctorJones The misplaced dot is irking me greatly.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fresh Pants Arriving Daily!
Or did I misread that?
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones The misplaced dot is irking me greatly.
WhyɁ.
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@Zecc I don't see the problem ·
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@topspin i am in this meme and don't like that.
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@HardwareGeek the nope thread is . Now I need brain bleach (and yes, the coronavirus threads are also )
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@HardwareGeek must... not... garage... in here!