Classic Programmer Paintings
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Le magnifique nouveau framework javascript
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Fucking Webpack
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: My kingdom for a working debugger. gdb is crashing all the fucking time
"We tried to debug
gdbusinggdb, but it kept crashing, so all the crashing bugs are still there."
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@boomzilla
And, just like a JS framework, as soon as she's about to lock lips with you, another beautiful maiden rides up and you turn to kiss the new maiden instead.
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@izzion said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@boomzilla
And, just like a JS framework, as soon as she's about to lock lips with you, another beautiful maiden rides up and you turn to kiss the new maiden instead.ITYM
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@izzion: alternate version:
And, just like a JS framework, as soon as you start kissing her, she turns into a frog.
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@Zerosquare said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@izzion: alternate version:
And, just like a JS framework, as soon as you start kissing her, she turns into a
frogold hag.Because it's already been deprecated by a new framework.
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Friday's Scheduled Deployment
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Management's Search For Knowledge
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Responding to change over following a plan
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Product Demo
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@brie said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Product Demo
[BUG][Highest] I can't smoke the pipe you delivered. Please fix asap!
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@brie said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Product Demo
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git merge
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@brie said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Product Demo
The best descriptions I've heard have been that product demos are like a Western Set on a backlot at the studio, whereas shipping product is the actual town with people living their lives in it. The trick is to make sure parts of the demo look really sketchy until you've got the real code/services to back it up about ready and deployed.
Alas, I couldn't find a great picture to capture this concept…
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@dkf said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
The trick is to make sure parts of the demo look really sketchy
apply some distance fog and call it a day
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@dkf said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
The trick is to make sure parts of the demo look really sketchy
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@izzion
In a programming context this applies more I guess
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Side Quest: Caption all of MC Escher's work in here
Git Blame
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https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/114/265/304/m-c-escher-artwork-optical-illusion-drawing-monochrome-animals-birds-fish-illustration-signatures-wallpaper-preview.jpg
Evolution of an IT project (from initial idea to delivered result)
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Scope creep
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I read through this thread and for some reason thought it needed some Norman Rockwell.
Why won't the server start? ("Perpetual Motion", 1920)
But that idea would never work! (while surrounded by Highly-Paid Consultants) ("Freedom of Speech", 1943)
And here's a quine from somebody other than Escher, just for a little variety (though I do love the Escher captions here) ("Triple Self-Portrait", 1960)
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@dkf said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@brie said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Product Demo
The best descriptions I've heard have been that product demos are like a Western Set on a backlot at the studio, whereas shipping product is the actual town with people living their lives in it. The trick is to make sure parts of the demo look really sketchy until you've got the real code/services to back it up about ready and deployed.
Alas, I couldn't find a great picture to capture this concept…
It’s not a painting, but Blazing Saddles, maybe?
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@Gurth said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@dkf said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@brie said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Product Demo
The best descriptions I've heard have been that product demos are like a Western Set on a backlot at the studio, whereas shipping product is the actual town with people living their lives in it. The trick is to make sure parts of the demo look really sketchy until you've got the real code/services to back it up about ready and deployed.
Alas, I couldn't find a great picture to capture this concept…
It’s not a painting, but Blazing Saddles, maybe?
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@Zerosquare said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/114/265/304/m-c-escher-artwork-optical-illusion-drawing-monochrome-animals-birds-fish-illustration-signatures-wallpaper-preview.jpg
Evolution of an IT project (from initial idea to delivered result)I think that leaves out a step or two at the end of the process:
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Requirements Meet Reality
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New Developer Enters the Workforce
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Either a code review or postmortem of production failure...
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Build Breaker
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Forgot the where clause
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Javascript on the Server
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@boomzilla said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Forgot the where clause
Where did @Arantor go, anyway?
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/usr/bin/perl
- Jan Vermeer
/usr/bin/tar
- A.B. Frost.
Problaby NSFW
/sbin/fsck
- Tim Bret Day
/usr/bin/hexdump
- Francisco Goya
/bin/wipefs - Robert Ryman
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Cloud service vendor presenting the new SLA to the CEO.
- Michael Pacher, 1483.
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@Applied-Mediocrity Looks like this one was used before for signing agreements: https://what.thedailywtf.com/post/1550648
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@JBert Ain't nobody got time to check 184 other posts in the Louvre of
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Cloud service vendor presenting the new SLA to the CEO.
- Michael Pacher, 1483.Now that gives a whole new meaning to talking out of your ass.
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@PleegWat said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Now that gives a whole new meaning to talking out of your ass.
I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it! LOL!
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@dcon said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@PleegWat said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Now that gives a whole new meaning to talking out of your ass.
I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it! LOL!
I saw that first and then noticed the book.
Then I thought about tribadism, and decided to stop because I'm busy now.
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@PleegWat said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Classic Programmer Paintings:
Cloud service vendor presenting the new SLA to the CEO.
- Michael Pacher, 1483.Now that gives a whole new meaning to talking out of your ass.
Also "my eyes are up here".
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Indian Firm Wins Road Work Contract
- uncredited work-for-hire, Golden Books, 1985
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Bitcoin Mining
