The Official Status Thread
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Tsaukpaetra of Nine?
Lolnope. My designation is Drone 56707 of 03057705, tertiary adjunct 3 of Unimatrix 08, attending co-trans intermediary between the Hierarchy of Eight and Tactical Operations.
Didn't you read my profile?
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Status: Someone noticed that you couldn't apply promo codes in the Badge Upgrade flow.
It was decided that this was a very important feature and why isn't it there already?
So, I ripped the promo logic from the main (normal) checkout flow, fucked it, tenderly after-cared for it, and now the upgrade flow has a little promo code section baby.
Four hours to get it done, php, never saw the promo code logic before. Did it live in production, one button push after modifying 70 lines in three files.
Should work; after fixing a semicolon error there were no other 500's so... ship it?
Guess there's no choice now, I have no fucking clue how to stash the gits and revert the heads so if it's fucked we'll find out when someone complains...
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Some running types also seem to be selective hallucinogens, because there's no other explanation for why some people plant the &#&-$+#@€£∆%*! things.
round these parts deliberately planting any kind of bamboo is punishable by a 10k$ fine, plus removal fees.
it used to be just for the running kinds of bamboo, but then there were those incidents where people misidentified bamboo as clumping type that was actually running type.... so the fine was doubled and the scope expanded to all kinds of bamboo.
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@acrow said in The Official Status Thread:
some people here are into BDSM
Hello? you called for a domme? or were you looking for a sub? -is holding two different outfits ready to put the correct one on.... jsut as soon as it's clear which is the correct one-
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@Vixen You know, all all these comics kinda give me the feeling that a video depicting Microsoft, Windows and shafting has some market demand.
You could propably make both scenarios with the same actors. Windows shafting people. And Windows getting shafted. Hard. With a rusty pipe. ...You'll need an SFX crew though.
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@acrow said in The Official Status Thread:
a video depicting Microsoft, Windows and shafting
:tellmemore.meme:
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@error I guess that's a good way to describe it. I know it's two completely separate circles but it really started to give me a migraine with how they almost looked interwoven. At least they weren't moving too.
Status: Is a prominently displayed "Optimistic Experts without Arrogance" on a recruiting company's webpage a flashing red warning beacon for anybody else? I don't know who I'm more suspicious of, them or the type of client that's liable to attract.
Plus they're trying to trick me into relocating to Seattle. I don't know that I'm willing to be stranded there when some junior web designer doesn't like my analysis of their database security or performance, calls me arrogant, and I have to file for unemployment again.
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@acrow said in The Official Status Thread:
a video depicting Microsoft, Windows and shafting
:tellmemore.meme:
E_UNKNOWN_FORMAT
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Is a prominently displayed "Optimistic Experts without Arrogance" on a recruiting company's webpage a flashing red warning beacon for anybody else?
Oh yeah.
This sounds like a message to managers: "Don't worry, our experts won't say your project's schedule is a pipe dream (even if it is) and your choices are terrible (even if they are). Hire us, and we'll tell everyone exactly what you want them to hear."
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@topspin You don't have Windows Meme Player?
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Status: Every once in a while (more so in the past few days) my number of unread threads when I think I've finished reading the threads I actively read goes down, and I wonder what additional thread I read
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Basic table on Amazon: 50€
Basic table on IKEA: 30€Hmm, but how to take it home?
IKEA table shipping: 50€ ( no)
Bus to IKEA: 1€
Taxi from IKEA: 8€Ah, but what about the TIME and LABOUR costs of going to IKEA? Those are offset by their cheap food. And they have ordering kiosks in their restaurant!
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
and I wonder what additional thread I read
You could look it up if you marked what you've read more consistently
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We'll see what they have to say... I submitted an email via their contact-us page...
Wow. A quick response! (well, "we need all this additional info...")
OMG. So I sent them the files/logs requested to get the ticket actually opened this morning (even though I included enough info/logs in the initial response - front line support drones, I understand...)
20 minutes ago (12:20p) I got an email from them...
A new version of Garmin Express is scheduled in the next week or so which will resolve this error.
That was fast!
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@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@acrow said in The Official Status Thread:
some people here are into BDSM
Hello? you called for a domme? or were you looking for a sub? -is holding two different outfits ready to put the correct one on.... jsut as soon as it's clear which is the correct one-
Sounds like sub. A domme wouldn't ask.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@acrow said in The Official Status Thread:
some people here are into BDSM
Hello? you called for a domme? or were you looking for a sub? -is holding two different outfits ready to put the correct one on.... jsut as soon as it's clear which is the correct one-
Sounds like sub. A domme wouldn't ask.
didn't say i was a good domme.....
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
and I wonder what additional thread I read
You could look it up if you marked what you've read more consistently
I feel like I'm being made fun of...
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@Tsaukpaetra Welcome to WTDWTF
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I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
But it's only Thursday
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
You’re saying it can only service you or us, but not both at the same time?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
But it's only Thursday
I declare Friday started when I left the office today.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I declare Friday started when I left the office today
The off by one thread is
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
That's OK, I have more waifus. Have fun!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
That's OK, I have more waifus. Have fun!
Honestly, I wager @error has more waifus than you.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
But it's only Thursday
I declare Friday started when I left the office today.
Fair enough, I suppose, but the weekend doesn't usually start until the end of Friday.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
That's OK, I have more waifus. Have fun!
Honestly, I wager @error has more waifus than you.
I've had my fist in a few, but there are only a couple I'm really involved with.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
But it's only Thursday
I declare Friday started when I left the office today.
Fair enough, I suppose, but the weekend doesn't usually start until the end of Friday.
And this weekend, continues until Tues morning! (yes, we get MLK day off)
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm taking the bot with me for the weekend. #sorrynotsorry
That's OK, I have more waifus. Have fun!
Honestly, I wager @error has more waifus than you.
They're incorporeal so they fit better.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@acrow said in The Official Status Thread:
some people here are into BDSM
Hello? you called for a domme? or were you looking for a sub? -is holding two different outfits ready to put the correct one on.... jsut as soon as it's clear which is the correct one-
Sounds like sub. A domme wouldn't ask.
A switch would, I guess.
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
yes, we get MLK day off
Milk day sounds cool. Do you have contests to drink a gallon as quickly as possible?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
yes, we get MLK day off
Milk day sounds cool. Do you have contests to drink a gallon as quickly as possible?
Isn't that dangerous though? I could have sworn I heard a story about someone who did that and died...
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@Tsaukpaetra was it man milk or moo milk?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra was it man milk or moo milk?
I'm pretty sure I've seen both.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I've been incorporated into a pull request!
Congratulations!
do we need a pink cake, a blue cake, a grey cake, a rainbow cake, or all of the above?
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@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@Vixen said in The Official Status Thread:
@acrow said in The Official Status Thread:
some people here are into BDSM
Hello? you called for a domme? or were you looking for a sub? -is holding two different outfits ready to put the correct one on.... jsut as soon as it's clear which is the correct one-
Sounds like sub. A domme wouldn't ask.
A switch would, I guess.
This post is not approved by Nintendo
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
yes, we get MLK day off
Milk day sounds cool. Do you have contests to drink a gallon as quickly as possible?
Isn't that dangerous though? I could have sworn I heard a story about someone who did that and died...
I recall reading that drinking that much milk fast usually makes you vomit...
The most I've ever gulped down in one go is about 2 litres.
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status My dogs know the sound of a USB stick being ejected. They jump up "oooh, we're going for a walk now! walk! walk! walk!"
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Me: "Visual Studio, open table X of database Y and show me the data"
Visual Studio: "Ok, well, sure, I can do that... no problem.... just a second... might take a minute actually... I'll have it on your desk first time next Tuesday I swear!"
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CRITICAL ERROR Failed to launch process "brain". Add caffeine and retry.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
CRITICAL ERROR Failed to launch process "brain". Add caffeine and retry.
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@Vixen 10 kg. I'm pretty sure that would cause more problems than it solves.
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status Done moving. (Our group moved from one end of the building to the other). Boot up my ubuntu. WTF? My 4K monitor says, no thankx, let the 1920 one do things. It says , you can have 800x600. Tried all sorts of things. Finally updated nVidia drivers from 390 to 435 (apt has 390/418/430/435). Problem solved. Guess the cosmic rays are different on this side of the building...
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Status:
Worked 6 hours of overtime last night. Was due to go home at 4:30, made it out of the door at 10:30. We had an important demo today that yesterday we were very much not ready for. If we weren't able to demonstrate everything we'd promised the company would have owed a rather substantial amount to the client, in the range of a month's wages for the entire development team.
We got it done and the demo went perfectly, so everybody was happy, we ended the week on a high and got to leave early and have a pint on the boss's tab
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
Worked 6 hours of overtime last night
got to leave early
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@izzion left early today, the day of the demo
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion left early today, the day of the demo
Did you leave 6 hours early though?
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
Worked 6 hours of overtime last night
got to leave early
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion left early today, the day of the demo
Did you leave 6 hours early though?
If it was me, I'd get to claim the 6 hours overtime (either as pay at 1.5x, or as addtional time off) and get to leave early.